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[Pretty, Unhinged Sacrifice vs. Goofy Tentacle God]
As civilization collapsed, humanity discovered an indescribable monster sleeping in the depths of the stars.
They called it a god.
To gain its protection, humanity signed a pact with the "god," offering up an infant named Lin Cu.
Eighteen years later, the god used its damp, sticky tentacles to undo the sacrifice's clothes and carry out a special ritual.
Who could have guessed that this sacrifice would become more and more uncontrollable...
*
Lin Cu: a beautiful, unhinged sacrifice.
On X Month X, the federal government accused Lin Cu of setting fire to the prime minister's treasury and asked the god to punish him.
The god said, "My little sacrifice is as delicate as a white flower. How could he possibly start a fire?"
On X Month X, a certain outlaw organization accused Lin Cu of raiding its hideout and prayed to the god for judgment.
The god said, "My little sacrifice is as frail as a lamb. How could he possibly fight?"
On X Month X, the federal government obtained evidence that Lin Cu was the federation's top smuggler and begged the god to punish him.
The god said, "My little sacrifice is as fragile as... Wait, what smuggling? That's called doing business!"
Netizen A: The god lets him get away with all that?
Netizen B: You can't put a price on the god turning a blind eye.
Netizen C: Instead of worshipping the god, why not bow to Lin Cu?
The victims: Heavens above! Strike him dead with a bolt of lightning!
*
The Human Alliance matched wits with Lin Cu, and lost every time.
Just as the Alliance's leaders were falling into despair, Lin Cu suddenly became infected and mutated!
Normal people only survived for a month after infection and mutation.
The Alliance leaders were overjoyed. "Heaven has finally opened its eyes!!"
But a month later, what they got was this:
#Breaking! Lin Cu has gained control of the mutation virus and proposed a theory of evolution#
#Breaking! Lin Cu proposes ushering in a new era of human civilization#
The Alliance leaders: "...Are you kidding me?!"
With Lin Cu on the verge of overturning the world, the Alliance's leaders finally couldn't take it anymore!
In the end, the federal court charged him with "mutation infection" and, combining all his crimes, sentenced him to a death sacrifice.
On the splendid altar, Lin Cu helplessly flicked his dazzling fish tail, awaiting execution in the name of the god.
He gazed into the abyss, and the abyss answered.
A certain abyss stretched out damp, sticky tentacles, greedily winding them around his waist and devouring his fragile fish tail...
The crowd was both excited and nervous. Lin Cu was really going to die this time!
But then, out of nowhere...
The abyss suddenly spoke, exhilarated: "Honey! Now we can catch jellyfish together!"
The crowd: "???"
Was this their god?
Their evil ancient god, who slept in the abyss and embodied all sin and filth, the very personification of indescribable terror?
Before the crowd could recover, the soft, fragile sacrifice on the altar suddenly drew a dagger and plunged it hard into the supreme god!
"Squelch!"
The god's blood spattered across Lin Cu's beautiful face. He looked utterly disgusted.
"You're a cephalopod, a mollusk. Why are you acting like a cuddly mammal?"
The crowd: "!!!!"
The "victims" who had been eagerly waiting for the god to tear Lin Cu apart trembled in fear.
"We're sorry. We'll bow to you instead."
--Next Novel: After Losing My Memory as a Widower, the Entire Court Vies to Be My Dead Husband--
Bad news: Pei Xuan woke up one morning to find that he had lost his memory. The imperial physician said it was because he had been overwhelmed with grief after losing his husband.
Good news: He remembered most things, and had only forgotten his dead husband.
Pei Xuan had actually transmigrated into a book. His mission was to torment the protagonist until he was utterly broken, then escape unscathed, leave the System, and start a new life.
Now the System was nowhere to be seen, so he must have completed his mission! His amnesia was probably a side effect of leaving the System.
Who cares?
He was powerful, wealthy, and influential. What did it matter if he'd forgotten a husband who was already dead?
With that in mind, Pei Xuan quickly put the matter out of his head, ready to enjoy the life he'd earned through all his hard work as a villain.
But as word of his amnesia spread, a court colleague began sneaking into his residence every night, each one claiming to be his "dead husband."
On the first night, it was the new top scorer, a gentleman of impeccable character.
On the second night, it was a loyal, cold-hearted hostage prince from a neighboring kingdom.
On the third night, it was the scheming, domineering regent.
Then came the Vice Minister of Justice, the Chief Justice of the Court of Judicial Review, the Minister of Personnel... Every one of them spoke to him with tender affection and sweet words.
In the end, even the tall, graceful eunuch who held the imperial seal showed up!
Pei Xuan: "...Brother, that's going too far."
_
Only then did Pei Xuan realize that nobody knew exactly who his "dead husband" was!
Since no one knew, and each of them had once been in love with Pei Xuan, they all swore they were the one.
Before long, the daily court assembly had become a meeting of Prime Minister Pei's "husbands"?
Every day, the officials fought tooth and nail over who was truly Prime Minister Pei's dead husband!
Watching these talented young men squabble over him every day, Pei Xuan, who hadn't cared much at first, couldn't help getting curious.
"So which one of you is my husband?" Pei Xuan asked.
"Indeed! I would like to know as well."
A teasing voice came from the dragon throne. "Prime Minister Pei, perhaps you should think again. Is there anyone else you might have forgotten, besides your dead husband?"
"Perhaps that person is your dead husband after all?"
Was there someone else he had forgotten?
Ah... Right!
Who was that protagonist he'd tormented in every possible way?
At the thought, Pei Xuan instinctively looked up.
On the dragon throne sat the gloomy, ruthless tyrant, who had just ascended the throne and was notorious for his cruelty.
He was staring at Pei Xuan with a faintly amused smile.
--Upcoming: What Happens When a Ghost Story Falls in Love at First Sight with You--
Wen You was so broke he could barely stand it. At last, he passed the screening for the "Killing Game," ready to make a fortune by escaping the game while livestreaming!
Suddenly, an unfamiliar man appeared. "Poor little robin, you've been dragged into such a terrifying game! But don't be afraid..."
"Your personal system now has two options:
1. Enter the game;
2. Marry me and leave the game."
Wen You looked in confusion at the handsome, tall man in a black tailcoat. "And you are...?"
The man replied, "A high-level ghost story in the Killing Game."
"The moment I saw you, just 56 seconds ago, I fell hopelessly in love with you!"
"Wen You, will you marry me?"
Without hesitation, Wen You pressed option "1": Enter the Killing Game.
**
From then on, Wen You became the game's most talked-about player.
Zombie School:
Wen You led the players in a desperate struggle for resources, fighting hordes of zombies with limbs strewn everywhere and guts spilling out.
At last, just as they defeated the zombies, the Zombie King suddenly dropped to one knee. "Wen You, I like you."
Murder Scene:
Wen You and the other players matched wits with a highly intelligent, psychopathic serial killer and finally brought him to justice!
The corpse on the ground suddenly pulled out a diamond ring. "Wen You, marry me!"
Horror Cruise:
Over and over, Wen You looped through time, slaughtering every villainous NPC on the ship, trying to nip everything in the bud!
But the mermaid from the deep sea snatched him back to its nest. "Wen You, will you lay eggs for me?"
Wen You filed complaint after complaint, but the main system coveted the traffic and buzz he brought in, and rejected every one!
What happens when a ghost story falls in love with you at first sight?
Wen You stared blankly at the half-human, half-snake thing clinging to him. "Social death."
--Upcoming: But the Evil Seed Pretends to Be Weak Every Day!--
Song Si, the most terrifying aberration in the infinite game, the evil seed that countless players feared, has retired!
After retiring, he works hard every day to act like an ordinary person!
In everyone's eyes, he's a fragile, beautiful, burdensome colleague and friend.
In his husband's eyes, he's an obedient, delicate, easily broken wife.
And yet...
1.
Song Si got a job at the neighborhood office, where he worked hard.
The infinite-game players: "No! He must have mutated his coworkers! Why else would they be so friendly?"
So the max-level experts of the infinite game decided to deliver justice on Heaven's behalf...
Only for Song Si to beat them until they were crawling on the ground, while the whole neighborhood watched the show.
His coworkers heard the commotion. "Song Si, what's going on?!"
Song Si bit his lip and trembled. "I don't know... They suddenly ended up lying here."
The players: "Damn it! So Song Si mutated the whole neighborhood!"
2.
Song Si met someone through a matchmaker and got married. The couple was blissfully in love.
The aberrations: "No! He must have corrupted his husband! Why else would his husband be so considerate?"
So one of the strongest aberrations, a walking calamity, decided to stand up for justice...
Only for Song Si to beat him until he fled in disgrace, making the city news.
Qin Yin rushed home after seeing the news. "Honey! What happened?!"
Song Si's eyes reddened as he pouted. "Honey, someone killed themselves outside our house..."
The aberrations: "I can't believe it! Song Si mutated the whole city?!"
3.
After being defeated again and again, the aberrations and players decided to join forces and rid the world of evil!
In an instant, natural and man-made disasters descended together, and the world's order was on the verge of collapse!
To save the world, Song Si had no choice but to wipe out every last one of them!
Ordinary people who knew the truth: "Song Si is our savior!"
The aberrations and players: "This is unbelievable! Song Si mutated the whole world!"
As Song Si tore evil spirits apart with his bare hands, he wept like a flower in the rain amid the flying blood.
"Damn it! They... really did kill themselves!!"
*
One day, just after getting off work, Song Si sensed a wave of corrupting power from the direction of home.
Worried something had happened to his husband, he mutated on the spot and rushed home, ready to throw down!
But the moment he kicked the door open, he saw...
His "ordinary person" husband pinning the Game God to the floor and beating him up!
Song Si: "..."
Qin Yin heard movement at the door and assumed another troublemaker had come knocking!
He stomped on the Game God's neck, breaking it, and roared, "My wife is too weak to even look after himself! If you've got a problem, take it up with me!"
Then he turned around and saw his "too weak to even look after himself" wife holding the head of an aberration...
Song Si: "...Honey?"
Qin Yin: "H-Honey...?"
Song Si tossed the head aside, threw himself into Qin Yin's arms, and sobbed delicately and helplessly:
"Honey... I'm so scared!"
Everyone: "????!"
Theme: If the world is unfair, change it.
Do you want to update the book of the National Master? After the first part v, you suddenly stopped updating it and then started the second part directly and said you wanted to make up for it. It has been almost two years. I asked you whether you wanted to write it or not. Is this a scam?
Let us light a candle (pray) for this lucky man named Lu Luo
Let me tell you, it's even better
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Ahing being being being being passing and ahah ah ah ah ah ah ah and I want to play so much that I want to go crazy! !
Casino bosses gathered together hahahahahaha
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh when will Manman find out!
Woohoo, after raising it for many days, it instantly tied the knot.
Can you finish one book and then start a new one? There is no guarantee that any book will be updated.
Damn, when will it be updated again? We have waited a long time, but there is no trace of you ( ??? ? ??? ) ~
Do you want to update the book of the National Master? After the first part v, you suddenly stopped updating it and then started the second part directly and said you wanted to make up for it. It has been almost two years. I asked you whether you wanted to write it or not. Is this a scam?
Let us light a candle (pray) for this lucky man named Lu Luo
Let me tell you, it's even better
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Ahing being being being being passing and ahah ah ah ah ah ah ah and I want to play so much that I want to go crazy! !
Casino bosses gathered together hahahahahaha
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh when will Manman find out!
Woohoo, after raising it for many days, it instantly tied the knot.
Can you finish one book and then start a new one? There is no guarantee that any book will be updated.
Damn, when will it be updated again? We have waited a long time, but there is no trace of you ( ??? ? ??? ) ~
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! ! !