Infinite Electives

Please add my upcoming novel to your collection: "The Lazybones Becomes a God in an Entertainment Industry Novel by Losing Buffs"

Blurb:

In a corner of the school grounds stands a dilapidated classroom building. It appears in the thick fog, then vanishes into it again. If you happen to see it and step inside, you'll hear a voice over the intercom:

[Ding-a-ling-ling! It's time for your elective class!]

[Students, choose a course. You must earn credits to stay alive.]

[Listen to your teachers. Don't be late or leave early, or else... the consequences will be dire.]

A death-and-life class at a funeral home, a photography class in an eerie mountain village, a discussion of romantic psychology with a serial killer, a famous detective investigating a paranormal case...

So, are these really legitimate electives?

Ji Xuan has an anxiety disorder. Even standing on a hundred-meter diving platform, her heart rate never exceeds 80. After being pulled into this death game, she says:

I'm thrilled, I'm excited...

In the death-and-life class, an NPC speaks in a terrifying voice: "One corpse is missing. The coffin can't be left empty..."

Ji Xuan promptly climbs into the coffin. "Sorry, could you cover me up?"

The other players: ???

In photography class, a pair of icy hands touches the sleeping students in the pitch-black night. A voice murmurs, "I'm so hungry..."

The players are shaking with fear, hiding under their blankets without daring to make a sound.

Ji Xuan opens her eyes and grabs the hand. "What did you say? I didn't hear you."

Players: Boss!!!

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Just think of the male lead as part of the plot. The female lead can handle everything on her own anyway.

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Upcoming novel: "The Lazybones Becomes a God in an Entertainment Industry Novel by Losing Buffs". Blurb:

Chi Yu transmigrates from the apocalypse into an entertainment industry novel, becoming a cannon-fodder supporting woman infamous for scandal after scandal.

These days, everyone hands over their System, so she plans to hand hers over too. Then she learns that the world has already set up a System Surrender Bureau. The reason: far too many people have handed over their Systems.

Other people's Systems are like a back mountain that grows gold: super farms, beauty pills, high technology, alien civilizations...

She looks at her own System: a Buff-Loss System? In other words, the harder she tries, the unluckier she gets; the more she wants something, the less likely she is to get it. And anyone who likes her or gets close to her will be affected by the lost buffs.

Want to be famous? -> Make me so obscure I fall through the earth.

Want to get rich? -> Make me so poor I have to eat dirt.

Everyone who likes her or gets close to her becomes more obscure and poorer by the day.

There's no point embarrassing herself by handing over this kind of System. After thinking it through, Chi Yu decides on the spot to lie flat!

But then things take a turn:

Want to leave the industry and go home to lie flat? -> Her followers shoot up at lightning speed, a trending topic is reserved for her, and her variety show career takes off.

Even more absurd:

Don't want to move? Good for nothing but exhaling carbon dioxide? -> Carbon emissions drop within a radius of 100,000 square meters centered on Chi Yu.

Soon, the System Surrender Bureau comes to her in person and tells her:

Global carbon emissions have fallen,

The planet's freshwater resources have surged,

And an asteroid that could destroy the world has veered off course. Every bit of it is because of her.

Chi Yu: ???!!

In the end, all of humanity adores Chi Yu. They go crazy for her and worship her as a god!

The whole world: Is there any choice besides loving Chi Yu?

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Blurb posted on 2022.5.20, saved.

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Theme: Finding a way out in adversity