A popular storybook has recently taken the cultivation world by storm. It is titled The Secret Affair Between the Demoness Nan Jia and the Immortal Lord Jiu Fang Ci: An Exclusive Exposé.
Everyone knows that immortals and demons are sworn enemies, but in the book, the two are a loving couple, and the contents are so steamy you can hardly bear to look.
The storybook is so popular that everyone in the cultivation world owns a copy. Even the elders of Yunxiao Sect stay up late reading it by lamplight.
One day, an elder was hiding in the Treasure Pavilion to read when a disciple caught him. He casually cast a spell, hiding the book in a corner.
Then Nan Jia, who was ransacking the place for magical treasures, picked it up.
Nan Jia opened the Heavenly Book and discovered that it was full of affectionate scenes between her and Jiu Fang Ci, with particular emphasis on all the details of how Jiu Fang Ci secretly pined for her.
Nan Jia: ???
Before she could even be surprised, the next moment she appeared beside Jiu Fang Ci, who was in the middle of a fight.
Jiu Fang Ci's long hair whipped in the wind. His skin was as pale as paper, and he looked like a ghost, yet also like a god.
Nan Jia prepared to launch a sneak attack.
Suddenly, Jiu Fang Ci seemed to sense her presence and turned his head. His narrow eyes were utterly lifeless.
Nan Jia: Damn, he spotted me.
In an instant, a beam of golden light enveloped her and sank into the space between her brows.
Nan Jia: ???
Nan Jia was reckless in all she did, and carelessly lost all her cultivation. She had countless enemies, and after losing her magic, she was hunted day after day. Yet whenever her life was in danger, Jiu Fang Ci would always arrive within three seconds.
Nan Jia: ??? The Heavenly Book??? It's real?
The cultivation world gradually realized that the Immortal Lord never meant what he said.
One second, he was cultivating his mind and keeping a calm expression.
The next, he heard the demoness was injured and was so distressed that he spat blood.
When the demoness was in danger, the Immortal Lord stood by and did nothing one second.
The next, he risked half his cultivation to save her.
No one could resist a story about an Immortal Lord who had renounced love and desire being bewitched by a demoness, trapped by love, and even losing his soul and falling from immortality.
So the storybook grew even more popular, and the whole cultivation world became obsessed with following each new installment.
A little extra:
A junior sister of Yunxiao Sect became obsessed with shipping couples after reading the story every day.
Junior Sister: "They're both stunning! Just imagine it: the lonely, aloof Immortal Lord embracing the bewitchingly beautiful demoness. If I could see that in this lifetime, I could die without regrets."
Her senior sister corrected her: "They say the demoness has a pair of glassy eyes, beautiful beyond compare, but she keeps them covered with purple ribbons and hides her face behind black mist. What if she's ugly?"
The junior sister retorted: "Forget looks. Just think about their strength. The Immortal Lord is only one step away from transcending the tribulation and becoming immortal, and the demoness's power is unfathomable. They're the strongest on both sides. If they aren't a match, who is?"
Her senior brother laughed at her: "Don't forget, the demoness keeps shouting that she'll kill the Immortal Lord who destroyed her and wipe out the righteous sects. Good and evil are sworn enemies. There's no chance."
The junior sister said angrily: "They're absolutely true love. Even if they're on opposing sides, the clouds will part and the moon will shine on them one day."
Her senior brother and senior sister chimed in together: "Of all the couples to ship, why pick such a twisted one?"
The junior sister burst into tears and ran down the mountain. There, she came upon the couple from her dreams standing together:
Just as the demoness was on the verge of death, the Immortal Lord descended from the sky and braved danger to save her. The two even landed gracefully in a bridal carry.
Her senior brother and senior sister stared at the scene before them.
This is just ridiculous!
But, okay, we get it!
[The cover depicts the male lead's character design, illustrated by a fan artist from Bishui.] Neither lead is perfect.
This novel is also known as The Whole Sect Ships Me and My Nemesis and My Nemesis and I, Surrounded by Enemies, Got Our Happy Ending.
The blurb was written on October 24, 2021, and has been saved in a screenshot.
Theme: Let everyone learn to give up hatred and make peace with a smile.
