After Refusing to Play the System's Game, It Forced Me to Obey [Showbiz]

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Sang Lezhi transmigrates into an entertainment-industry novel as a pretty but useless female supporting character.

System: Ding! The Female Supporting Character System is online. Win over Yu Zhi, the gloomy, obsessive antagonist, and you can earn a golden finger!

Sang Lezhi: No thanks. I can be a pretty flower vase and make money while lying down. What could be better?

Who is Yu Zhi? A madman in the book. He uses vicious, ruthless methods to take down the male lead, and later exploits the original owner, who has a crush on him. Because of Yu Zhi, the original owner dies young.

More importantly, Sang Lezhi can see a terrifying evil spirit living inside Yu Zhi. She's scared, and staying alive is what matters.

But because she refuses to win Yu Zhi over, something terrible happens: the novel starts filling up with typos.

Original plot: [Sang Lezhi thought Yu Zhi must have had a good time last night.]

With typos: [Sang Lezhi thought Yu Zhi must have had a good time after finishing.]

Before Sang Lezhi can react, the typo takes control of her. She gets up and walks toward the unapproachable Yu Zhi, her lips curling into a brain-damaged-looking, ingratiating smile. "I want to do it with you!"

Sang Lezhi covers her mouth. "No, I mean exercise!"

Yu Zhi raises his eyes. His captivating, peach-blossom eyes are full of scrutiny. Then his gloomy gaze takes on the look of someone staring at an idiot.

At first, he thinks Sang Lezhi is a shallow woman. Later, after she's used him and tossed him aside, he goes mad.

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Chi Yu transmigrates from the post-apocalyptic world into an entertainment-industry novel, becoming a cannon-fodder female supporting character with scandals everywhere.

These days, everyone turns in their systems, so she plans to turn hers in too. But it turns out the world has already set up a system surrender bureau, because so many people have systems.

Other people's systems are like mountains that produce gold: super farms, beauty pills, high technology, alien civilizations...

She looks at her own system: a Buff-Dropping System? In simple terms, the harder she tries, the unluckier she gets; the more she wants something, the less likely she is to get it. And anyone who likes her or gets close to her is affected by the dropped buffs.

Want to be famous? Then I'll make you so obscure you'll fall through the earth's crust.

Want to get rich? Then I'll make you so poor you have to eat dirt.

Everyone who likes her and gets close to her becomes more and more obscure, and poorer and poorer.

A system like this would only make her look ridiculous if she turned it in. After thinking it over, Chi Yu decides on the spot to lie flat!

But she never expects the situation to turn into this:

Want to quit the industry and go home to lie flat? Then your followers shoot up at lightning speed, you're booked for the trending list, and your variety-show career takes off.

Even more absurdly:

Don't want to move? Useless except for emitting carbon dioxide? Then the area within a hundred thousand square meters of Chi Yu becomes a carbon-emissions-reduction zone.

Before long, the system surrender bureau comes to see Chi Yu in person and tells her:

Global carbon emissions are down,

The planet's freshwater resources have surged,

And an asteroid capable of destroying the world has veered off course. All of it is because of her.

Chi Yu: ??!!

In the end, all of humanity adores Chi Yu. They go crazy for her and revere her as a god!

The whole world: Is there any choice besides loving Chi Yu?

Blurb posted on May 20, 2022, and saved.

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