Are We Bullying Jiujiu Today? [Cultivation]

[Coming soon: "My Wife Is Wonderful"]

[Blurb]

It's actually an old-school cultivation novel with a cheerful-sounding title.

After transmigrating into a cultivation world, she had a genius father, a beautiful mother, and an unprecedented ancestor. What an unbeatable background!

But her good fortune didn't last long. Her parents disappeared, and Xu Tang was left all alone. She decided to work hard at cultivation and quietly amaze everyone!

Then she met the cutest [father-wrecking] pet in history. Running for her life became part of her daily routine, and in between she had to deal with the fallout of her parents' love story. Hounded until she could barely keep going, all she wanted was to curse her good-for-nothing parents: Why didn't you deal with your enemies before ascending?! She'd meant to cultivate, but somehow her life had turned into a constant struggle to survive.

Lu Che: I'm a mighty expert from the upper realm. I rule over everyone.

Some girl: You're a bird.

Lu Che: This isn't what I really look like. My true form is incomparably handsome.

The girl looked at the fluffy, round little chirper hopping about. "There, there. You're very pretty just as you are."

[Bonus scene]

It wasn't easy for Lu Che to hide in an egg and recover. He got stolen, boiled, threatened, and forced to be an adorable pet.

"You clearly want something from me, yet you demand that I take you as my master. That's hardly sincere." Xu Tang picked up the old bird and brought it close, smiling mischievously. "Why don't you become my pet instead? I like pretty birds that can talk and keep me entertained."

Waking up in the body of a bird was humiliating enough. Now he was being forced to become a pet, too. Lu Che cried out, "Chirp!" in fury, then fainted.

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Lord Xiao Liu had always dreamed of one thing: once he got his body back, he would make Xu Tang pay! He'd make a grand, fearsome entrance and show that woman the error of her ways. Ideally, she'd be sobbing and begging for forgiveness.

But somehow things didn't go as planned. I was only gone for a little while, so why does this woman have a new pet now???

I'd rather starve to death, burn to death, or jump off Mount Jiuyi and fall to my death than go back to that woman's side!

Coming soon: "My Wife Is Wonderful"

A fiery professional villainess and a pessimistic, devoted immortal man

Wen Xuying, a senior official in the Villainess Division of the Heavenly Dao Administration, got her first vacation in 300 years. She carefully selected a peaceful cultivation world with beautiful scenery from among the three thousand worlds and chose it as her holiday destination.

On the first day of her vacation, she found a young immortal man. He was so handsome that he insisted on repaying her kindness.

He could cook, do laundry, and farm...

He took meticulous care of Wen Xuying. Even when she had to work overtime and return from tormenting an immature male lead in a neighboring world covered in blood, the young immortal man only fell silent for a moment before doing her laundry. When he found torture instruments by her bed, he put them away without a word, pretending he hadn't seen them...

Later, Wen Xuying's vacation ended and she returned to her department. But the world she'd vacationed in ran into trouble. Its chosen one had lost all motivation and was even in danger of dying and losing his cultivation.

Xuying received an emergency assignment and threw herself into the world. As a demonic enchantress, she was to build up the demonic army and push the chosen one into taking responsibility for the entire world.

Xuying went about her work as a villainess as usual, but why did the chosen one look so familiar? Why wasn't he resisting? Why was he letting her kidnap him?

What did he say? He wants to come home with her again?

For the first time, Wen Xuying faced a challenge at work.

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When Xin Yaoshu was on the brink of death, a woman found him. He had lost all his spiritual power, but didn't want to incur any more karmic debt, so he willingly stayed behind to repay her kindness.

They spent a peaceful, tranquil time together.

Then one day, she began to disappear without warning and return covered in blood. The torture instruments left at home also grew more numerous by the day.

He quietly cleaned up, thinking that as long as she came back, that was enough.

Sometimes, he heard her sending messages to other men and cursing them fiercely.

Xin Yaoshu suddenly felt that she treated him differently.

She was very gentle with him. He could go on living like this.

But as day after day passed, he still didn't see her return.

He had been abandoned.

Theme: There will come a time to ride the wind and break the waves, and set sail straight for the vast sea.