My Believers Created a Pantheon for Me

[Frequently revised. The official version is only on Jinjiang] Lu Huan Zhen opened a dark-themed drinks shop in an amusement park to change her luck. Business was ordinary, and her customers came in all sorts. With a guilty conscience, she dressed up her products in elegant language, trying to talk as many people into buying them as she could. To the customers she had tricked into coming, the bustling pedestrian street was a terrifying, mysterious forbidden zone of life, a dangerous hell disguised as a dream, the heavenly kingdom of the gods, a perfect world... The customers trembled as they followed the shop owner's "teachings". The apocalypse found salvation, chaos found its end, and mortals became deities. They went from customers to wage-slave gods. Shopkeeper Lu: "???" Blurb for the upcoming novel, Days After Being Forced to Become an Animal: Fan Dong'er was hit by a car while saving someone and became a vegetable. Then she discovered that she had transmigrated into an animal. After she became an animal... "The Hated Top-Tier Star's Beloved Pet Is So Adorably Fluffy It Explodes! It Carries the Team Through the Entire Terrifying First Run! The First Celebrity to Clear Their Name with a Pet!" "Shocking! A Python Rescues Someone in the Wilderness. Animal Experts Say It's an Unknown Species" "A Tiger Toys with a Photographer and Only Steals the Film Crew's Meals" "A Wild Panda Won't Leave a Villager's Home. It Shows Up for All Three Meals and Demands a Balanced Meat-and-Vegetable Diet Before Letting Anyone Pet It or Act Cute. Is This a Collapse of Morality or a Distortion of Human Nature?!" "Good Lord! A Little Kitten Sneaks Games While Its Owner Is Out, and Even Takes Pictures of Its Dad's Evidence of an Affair!" * A viral Zhihu post: "If one day you turned into a cat, dog, national treasure, or parrot, would you break down because you'd left human society and become an animal?" Top anonymous answer: Thanks for the invite. I'm not lonely. It's pretty nice. Yesterday, I suddenly became a totemic green anaconda on an uninhabited island. I just got back today. The native believers roasted meat and cooked for me. They were pretty enthusiastic. There were no seasonings, so it was a bit dry, but it had a wild, natural flavor. Quite a curious experience. Theme: Truth is our eternal pursuit.