Lu Yangxing has been part of the underground rap scene for years, and no one has ever seen his real face. His signature look is sunglasses, a bandana, and a chunky gold chain. His one-of-a-kind flow and style have left people with the impression that he's wild, cocky, and impossibly cool.
Then the label head gives him an order: You haven't hit this month's KPI. Go on a survival show and debut, or I'll expose the fact that you're a pure, innocent virgin pretending to be a womanizer.
So twenty-six-year-old Lu Yangxing, with his youthful face full of collagen, stands onstage and sings a cute, upbeat love song in a sweet falsetto.
The whole internet melts.
The burly rap mentor speaks in a tiny voice, afraid of ruining the mood. "Xiao Lu, could you act cute for us? I want to... No, everyone, everyone wants to see."
What Lu Yangxing thinks: Screw off! I rap harder than you do, and you want me to act cute? Let me teach you a lesson. Put me on an altar in your house and worship me!
What Lu Yangxing does: "Sure thing, nya~ QWQ" (winks)
The entire entertainment industry goes wild, and Lu Yangxing's mom-fans are everywhere online.
Later, Lu Yangxing is "unfortunately" assigned to the rap team.
The whole internet: Rap is so aggressive, it's totally wrong for our adorable little lamb! The show is picking on our little lamb!
Onstage, Lu Yangxing lets loose.
The whole internet is left reeling. Who is that ridiculously cool rapper with the deep, magnetic voice?
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Bai Xi is the top contestant, number one in both popularity and skill. He's a model idol, determined not to date, determined to be a paragon of virtue, and determined not to swear...
Faced with temptation, Bai Xi says "No" to everything.
Then he meets Lu Yangxing.
Lu Yangxing: Yo, handsome. Gimme a kiss.
Lu Yangxing: Damn, I love you so much.
Lu Yangxing: Get down here and let me steal a kiss.
Bai Xi: (blushing) He's so handsome, but I have to stick to my principles.
Later...
Lu Yangxing: Do you like my butt? Want to touch it? Hmm?
Bai Xi: I have to stick to my prin... prin... What were my principles again? I don't want them anymore.
Later still...
Bai Xi: Brother Xiao Lu, could I... could I touch it a little more?
Lu Yangxing: *** Get lost!
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Bai Xi: (wistful) I heard rappers are all players.
The whole internet: That's right! Zha Die is a total scumbag!
Lu Yangxing, who has never even held his hand: ...
Wild and unruly, but actually an innocent virgin; a cool rapper with an adorably sweet appearance, the shou
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A genuinely innocent, respectable man who blushes at the drop of a hat; a sweet-on-the-outside, scheming-on-the-inside younger gong
Lu Yangxing, shou X Bai Xi, pronounced Bai, gong
[Please don't give me writing advice. You don't need to tell me if you're dropping the story, and please stay calm! I may need to take frequent breaks for health reasons. See the author's note in Chapter 1 for details.]
[Lighthearted everyday story, novice and exaggerated writing, childish style and no logic, probably goofy, absurd, and awkward. Neither lead is perfect. Completely fictional, with no real-life inspiration, just jokes and references.]
(2021.7.28)
--- Upcoming Story 1: My Childhood Friend, the Movie Emperor, Always Thinks I'm Delicate and Frail ---
Chen Ji has a childhood friend, and the two were inseparable from a young age.
Later, Chen Ji got a girlfriend, and for some inexplicable reason his childhood friend had a huge fight with him. They parted on bad terms.
Years later, Chen Ji is forced by circumstances to become a nobody actor, while his childhood friend has become a movie emperor.
The two are assigned to the same team on a slow-living variety show. Chen Ji's unscrupulous agency catches wind of it and starts furiously hyping up rumors about them.
After all these years, his childhood friend has lost his youthful innocence and seems both intimidating and aloof.
Chen Ji trembles with fear. "It's all the agency's doing! I don't want to get close to you at all! The farther apart we are, the better!"
His childhood friend gives him a meaningful look without saying a word, as if to say: We're not even close. What does it have to do with me?
That night, Chen Ji feels as if something is weighing on him. He drowsily opens his eyes and discovers that the thing is his childhood friend.
His childhood friend strokes his face, his voice hoarse and gentle. "You sleep like a pig... We've done it so many times these past few days, and you're only waking up now?"
Chen Ji: ????????????????????
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Chen Ji grew up in a wealthy family, and even his childhood friend, who was his age, doted on him endlessly.
Later, his family fell on hard times, and the pampered Chen Ji was toughened up by life until he became a normal person.
When he competes for a spot on the variety show, Chen Ji even says, "I'm not afraid of hard work! I'll even haul bricks. I'm worth ten people. Just give me a bun to eat!"
The whole internet: Chen Ji's going to be the long-suffering workhorse and punching bag again!
But on the show...
The first thing the movie emperor does after waking up is find socks for Chen Ji. He scolds him for being lazy while holding his ankle and putting the socks on for him.
There's only one seat left on the bus. The movie emperor sits down without hesitation, then pulls Chen Ji onto his lap by the waist. "The seat's hard. Sit on my lap."
Chen Ji can't sleep and discovers that the movie emperor is awake, too. He plans to discuss the little shop's future with him, but it ends with them lying in bed while the movie emperor rhythmically pats Chen Ji's back and softly tells him a story to lull him to sleep.
The whole internet: What happened to him being a workhorse???
Chen Ji: Help!!! How do I tell him I'm a normal person now!!!
Movie emperor: He's delicate, so be careful not to bump into him.
*The girlfriend relationship lasted zero days. The gong hasn't penetrated the shou in the blurb!
*The gong is utterly obsessed with the shou. Proceed with caution if that's not your thing. If you meet someone like this in real life, we recommend running away immediately!
--- Upcoming Story 2: Raspberry Trap ---
Tu Mei enters an infinite game.
While other players are bloodthirsty killers, violent warriors, or assassins who kill without a trace...
Tu Mei is:
A little magical girl holding a wand;
A princess wearing glass slippers;
A frail, delicate succubus who's easy to push over;
A little penguin at the zoo.
While other players' missions are to assassinate the Demon King, survive the apocalypse, or overthrow the regime...
Tu Mei looks at his own missions:
Teach more little magical girls.
Marry a prince and live happily ever after.
Seduce the Demon King.
Eat, sleep, and act cute.
Tu Mei tugs at his skirt.
I'm done!!! I'm going to let loose!!!
And so the princess wears black, high-heeled boots, stomps monsters with her heels, then leaps straight into a dragon's arms;
The succubus crosses the river and destroys the bridge, spends a passionate night with someone, then gets rid of him afterward, utterly satisfied;
The little penguin pats his belly, then turns around and builds a mecha, punching one human after another...
The livestream audience is lucky enough to witness the Demon King's steamy bath...
Before the shower curtain closes, they catch a glimpse of a lip-print tattoo on the Demon King's butt.
Tu Mei crosses his legs and slowly blows out a ring of smoke. "Oh, that? That's my lip print."
Theme: Don't fear the hardships in front of you. Work toward your dreams, one step at a time.
This is card V, right? If you can't continue writing, or something happens. Either explain it or solve it? I rarely give negative marks, but I do like this book, but if you, the author, have time to update another book, just leave this one alone. In this card V. Why is it so confirmed? There were two articles updated that day. They are all written by pigeon spirits, and I even doubt whether the same person has created a clone. My outrageous lists are never wrong.
...? I really have nothing to say about the author. I really liked the setting of this article at first. I wanted to read it to make myself fatter, but you got stuck on v. What's going on? You can't continue writing to solve v. Or you can just leave a note if you have something to do. It's really a waste of your emotions to follow this article.
I don't understand, but it's too unethical to play card v.
If you really can't change it, please explain it. If you don't say anything, it still gets stuck.
Sorry, I really like this article. This is also the first time I have paid automatically for a five-chapter article. The character of this article is really novel and to my liking. The boss rapper Lu Yangxing is a character that fascinates me, as is the innocent little Baixi. I think the author wrote the sweet little love between the two very well. Until one day, the author updated it to chapter 59 and there was no follow-up. Now I am about to solve v. I have rushed to publish a new one. I am a bit disappointed. I wish the author all the best in the future. This article is a pity
To sum it up, it's a waste of feelings, don't you know how to understand V? (Wy)
6. . What were you talking about earlier?
Can I get a refund after taking it? The more I write, the more perfunctory I get. Please explain it quickly.
I don't want to get stuck on v (sweating soybeans). It's a waste of emotions.
Wow, the author could have just ignored me, but he still wrote 1181 words. Wow, wow, wow, I was so moved.