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Outwardly stern and aloof but hopelessly lovestruck seme x a flirtatious, cowardly, skirt-chasing uke
1.
Xia Chengyin is an ordinary trainee, terrible at both singing and dancing, a textbook pretty face with nothing going for him but his looks.
Haters: No talent and no work ethic. Drop out already!
Fans: Can they mute Xia Chengyin's parts and zoom in on his face? Can his focus cams show only his head?
The cold, unapproachable senior mentor Lu Wangqing: (expressionless) A rating.
2.
Everyone knows trainee Xia Chengyin and mentor Lu Wangqing have a terrible relationship. Whenever they appear onscreen together, the air is thick with hostility.
And Xia Chengyin drinks Teacher Lu's water without even asking, and, and he even tries to...
Everyone is outraged: How dare Xia Chengyin, a talentless pretty face, disrespect our top-tier star, Teacher Lu? Thank goodness Teacher Lu is magnanimous enough not to hold it against him!
That is, until the paparazzi revealed hard proof that Xia Chengyin and Lu Wangqing had been living together before the show even began.
The entire entertainment industry exploded: When did these two get together???
A publicity stunt?
Is Xia Chengyin even worthy?
Later, the idol fans gradually lost it: Hehe, take me with you, Chengyin. Hehehe, Chengyin, hehe [drooling]...
3.
Xia Chengyin: Ha! Now that we've broken up, I can flirt with everyone and keep my hands clean.
Lu Wangqing: Could he be thinking of cheating?
Xia Chengyin: We've already broken up.
Lu Wangqing: Our relationship is great. He's just being a little difficult. (smiles)
The whole world: Lu Wangqing is the perfect idol, a model employee with impeccable morals.
Xia Chengyin: Bull! He hogs the blanket when he sleeps, leaves the lights on when we do it, and even secretly follows me to class reunions!
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Lively, goofy, flirtatious, pampered, all bark and no bite uke
Aloof, serious, possessive, a little obsessive, secretly lovestruck seme
Reading guide [Please read the warnings]:
* The seme is hopelessly lovestruck, with nothing in his head but his darling, and often can't separate work from his personal life. The uke is gorgeous, useless at everything except spotting handsome guys, and spoiled rotten. He's a late bloomer, and pretty useless at first.
* First love for both, happy ending, sweet, mutually in love, adorable and hilarious slice-of-life. Work and romance both feature. The writing is exaggerated and the logic isn't rigorous.
* Neither lead is perfect. Both have personality flaws, both are a little dumb, and both have unusual ways of thinking.
* A civilized, eco-friendly, law-abiding idol survival show.
* I'm always revising, so no need to reread after edits. Feel free to wait until it's complete or catch up as it updates. Please add it to your favorites to show your support~ Tag: @He Youyou Youyou
Coming next: After the Big-Shot Rapper Is Forced to Join an Idol Survival Show. A cool rapper joins the show and mistakenly becomes the group's adorable darling.
Lu Yangxing has spent years in the underground rap scene, and no one has ever seen his real face. Sunglasses, a scarf, and a chunky gold chain are his signature look. With a distinctive flow and delivery, he gives off a wild, rebellious, impossibly cool vibe.
Then his boss orders him: You didn't meet this month's KPI. Go on an idol survival show and debut, or I'll tell everyone you're a virginal romantic who pretends to be a playboy.
And so twenty-six-year-old Lu Yangxing, with his youthful face still full of collagen, stood onstage and sang a cute, upbeat love song in a squeaky voice.
The whole internet melted.
The gruff rapper mentor spoke in a tiny voice, afraid to ruin the mood: "Xiao Lu, could you act cute for us? I want to... No, everyone, everyone wants to see."
Lu Yangxing thought: Screw you! I rap harder than you do, and now you want me to act cute? I'll teach you a lesson and make you worship me at home!
His boss: (death glare)
Lu Yangxing: "Of course, nia~ QWQ" (winks)
The Chinese entertainment world went wild, and Lu Yangxing's mom-fans spread all over the internet.
Later, Lu Yangxing was "unfortunately" assigned to the rap group.
The whole internet: Rap is so aggressive, it's totally wrong for our adorable Xiao Lu. The production team is picking on him!
Lu Yangxing, letting loose onstage:
"u see the b***h... u get the *ss... f***ing... yeah!"
The whole internet was left reeling. Who was that wildly cool rapper with the deep, rich voice?
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Bai Xi is the most popular and most talented TOP contestant. He strictly follows idol etiquette: he refuses to date, is determined to be a model citizen, and never swears...
Faced with temptation, Bai Xi always says no.
Then he meets Lu Yangxing.
Lu Yangxing: "Yo, handsome. Gimme a kiss."
Lu Yangxing: "I f***ing love you."
Lu Yangxing: "Get down here so I can sneak a kiss."
Bai Xi: (blushing) He's so handsome, but I have to stick to my principles.
Later...
Lu Yangxing: "Look at my butt. Do you want to touch it? Hmm?"
Bai Xi: "I have to stick to my prin-prin... Screw it, what principles? I don't want them anymore."
Later still...
Bai Xi: "Brother Xiao Lu... Can I, can I touch you just a little more?"
Lu Yangxing: "Get the f*** away from me!"
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Bai Xi: (looking troubled) I heard rappers are all players.
Lu Yangxing, who has never even held his hand: That's right. I'm a seasoned veteran. I'll make sure you enjoy yourself.
Playboy on the surface, actually a pure-hearted virgin rapper uke x genuinely pure-hearted, naturally gifted, black-bellied seme
(2021.7.28)
Theme: Whatever your circumstances, keep your feet on the ground and bravely move forward.
??? The wife suddenly appears?? Isn't there another article, madam??
I have met the second worst author. I really liked it when I first started reading it. Then the writing became more and more perfunctory and illogical. I posted a chapter every few months. The only reason why this book is still in my favorites is because I have to wait until it is finished to give my first 1-star review in Jinjiang. It really makes people angry.
Madam, you haven't updated in almost two months?
Can there be extra episodes in my lifetime?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh looking so good are so beautiful and I am in love with them all
So this is how tables are used?
Happy New Year!! (After such a long time, we are finally together again)
I hope to see the extra episode released after the final exam (peep
Yo yo yo, the new book is also unfinished? Fw, if you don't write a good book, don't waste your money.
There's no point in deleting comments. You're not a good person and have a glassy heart.