Moriarty in the Heisei Era

Copywriting: You open your eyes and find that you have traveled through time. Walking on the smog-filled streets of London, you pass a crooked-necked tree, and the crows on the tree make an ominous call. The young gentleman smelling of alcohol opens the curtain of the carriage, bends down to greet you, and reminds you with a smile: "Professor Ye'an, welcome to Whitechapel, remember to be careful about Jack." You who understand English are shocked, thinking that you have arrived in London in the 19th century, and unfortunately became the famous European crime king. But half an hour later, you meet a strangely dressed detective on the street corner. He plays the accordion and sings a country tune that hides the answer to the mystery. He stares at you as if he has been waiting for a long time. In front of this detective dressed as a cowboy, there are a group of shivering little guys. One of them, a kid wearing glasses and a blue suit, looks so familiar that you almost take a step back on the spot. Have you time-traveled into Conan? You thought that becoming Moriarty would be unlucky enough, but there is something even more unlucky, that is, being a fake NPC who traveled through time in the Death God Elementary School Movie version. So you are not even a human being now. Ps: a second-person short story, the protagonist is evil and acts according to his mood Purpose: All living beings have the right to choose to live