Please check out my upcoming story next door, The Unlucky Siblings Go Viral on a Parenting Variety Show.
After completing the "Problem Child Contrast Group" scenario, Pei Rou, employee number 001 at the Quick Transmigration Bureau, finally became a max-level veteran who ruled the bureau. As a reward, the bureau let her choose any System to spend her retirement with.
Pei Rou said she wanted to retire, but to everyone's surprise, she turned around and embarked on a path of patriotism.
World One: [Sports Spotlight] The Red Snow Flying Swallow is left disabled and falls from glory? Not a chance. I'm training hard and stepping onto the field to win glory for my country.
World Two: [Recovering Lost Treasures] A real and a fake heiress fighting over a man? As if. I'm traveling the world with a rich woman, hunting down treasures scattered abroad!
Pei Rou: Here, I'm not some big shot or a mission-taker. I'm just an ordinary citizen of China. I don't even need a name. I simply love this land beneath my feet with all my heart. Anyone can be me, anyone can take my place. We all share one goal: to build our country, and we'll do it without hesitation!
Here is the blurb for the upcoming story: The Unlucky Siblings Go Viral on a Parenting Variety Show.
Ever since she was born, Gu Xiaoyu had heard about her brother's glorious exploits. Apparently, in the human world, he had to be a little slave, work ten jobs a day, get locked in a dark room and whipped, and go hungry every day, surviving on garbage.
Without a second thought, Gu Xiaoyu packed her little schoolbag and set out to find her brother.
Gu Chi, the only black koi at Spirit Mountain, was the reincarnation of a hopelessly unlucky person. Thanks to his peerless good looks, a talent scout recruited him for the entertainment industry. But because he shared a name with a disgraced top-tier star, the hapless man was quietly blacklisted.
Holding a lotus flower and wanting nothing, he was just about to lie around like a lazy fish and ascend on the spot when his little sister showed up.
That pink koi, the famously unlucky one from Spirit Mountain! Gu Chi realized something was wrong. What he hadn't expected was that his unlucky manager would land him the only spot on a parenting survival show...
"Unlucky entertainer Gu Chi is set to appear on the parenting survival show Super Siblings."
The moment the news came out, the internet burst into laughter. Was this unlucky guy going to starve to death?
But when the show aired, viewers realized the unlucky siblings had a little bit of both bad luck and koi luck in them.
1. During a forest expedition, her brother slipped after barely taking a few steps and fell into a lake. He flailed about, on the verge of being swept away!
At the critical moment, his little sister suddenly ran to the water's edge, held out her hand, and muttered something.
To everyone's astonishment, a giant tortoise surfaced with her brother on its back. The ancient tortoise slowly stretched out its neck and rested its head in the little girl's tiny palm.
Her brother, sitting on the tortoise's back, was completely dumbfounded: ???
The production team quickly identified it as an endangered species seen only once in a thousand years!
Meanwhile, the little girl had already made friends with all the animals in the forest!
Viewers: Is this the power of human toddlers?!
2. In the desert survival challenge, a camel quit halfway and kicked her brother flying. A sandstorm was about to hit.
At the critical moment, his little sister clasped her hands together and lay on the ground, murmuring under her breath.
To everyone's astonishment, a white camel appeared out of the sandstorm with a silver fox beside it, carrying her brother.
The little fox, who had been unbearably proud just moments earlier, was now cuddled in the little girl's arms, enjoying every second.
Her brother, with a mouthful of sand: Envious tears ran from the corners of his mouth.
Just as the production team was getting ready to make a lightning-fast assessment, the siblings were already standing beside a desert oasis, where they had discovered the ruins of an ancient kingdom from a thousand years ago!
The little girl was giggling with a group of white camels, while the little fox sat on her head, smiling like a tiny Buddha.
Viewers: Is it too late to repost this Gu Xiaoyu now?!
3. A seaside vacation. The unlucky siblings took the road less traveled: We've arrived at our doorstep. Time to lie down!
But when they woke up, their lounge chairs had drifted to the middle of the sea, and they were about to be pulled into a whirlpool.
The viewers knew what was coming this time: Here we go, here we go! Gu Xiaoyu's about to use her powers!
But a few seconds later, her brother's beautiful cello-like voice rang out. Little merfolk, transformed into fish, poked their heads above the water and carried the siblings back to the underwater world.
Gu Chi unexpectedly discovered his origins, as well as the wreckage of a ship that had lain beneath the sea for years.
Brother: ??? I've lived for hundreds of years, and I'm only now finding out I'm a mermaid prince!
Viewers: I'm tired of saying how jealous I am.
Later, the hapless siblings, equal parts unlucky and lucky, unexpectedly became a sensation. Gu Xiaoyu, version 2.0 of the world's unluckiest person, brought her unlucky brother along with her and shot to fame. They became the nation's newest mascots and won over a huge crowd of "moms"! The nation's darlings had arrived!
Viewers: Did two negatives make a positive? Watching them be unlucky and hilarious really cracks me up!
Viewers: Being a mom without the pain of childbirth is the best. Baby, look at your mom!
The other guests: Weren't they supposed to be the contrast group?
Production team: Some things are just too mysterious not to believe. Even the unlucky have their day...
Reading Guide:
1. The heroine really is a little lucky koi, and she has supernatural powers! Add this to your collection and see if she brings you good luck!
2. The heroine stays tiny and adorable throughout. There will be a childhood sweetheart, but no romance.
3. It's mainly about family and raising a child.
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The Side Character Goes Viral by Blowing Rainbow Smoke by Ying Jiqiao
As a top employee at the Book Transmigration Bureau, Jiang Ling was best at playing the stubborn little white lotus heroine in old-school romance stories. But in one melodramatic scenario, she got stuck with the role of a disliked side character and had to turn her fate around.
...Fine. Luckily, she knew all the tricks of the lovestruck little white lotus, and she was a master of playing dumb and talking nonsense.
So...
Jiang Ling: I saw the rumors about you and that popular actress yesterday. Should I still make you dinner from now on? Maybe I should make two portions.
This woman really doesn't care about him. Nobody truly loves him. The CEO's eyes turned bloodshot, and he nearly crushed his glass.
Jiang Ling: You didn't say anything, and my heart shattered into a QR code. Scan it, and it still says I love you.
CEO: ?
Jiang Ling's flattery was completely insincere and painfully perfunctory. She knew that in old-school CEO romances, everyone liked the pure, stubborn little white lotus, so all she could do was heap on the praise and hope everyone would go easy on her.
And later...
A fashion blogger with a unique style of analyzing idol outfits appeared out of nowhere and gained tens of thousands of followers overnight. She could praise any outfit to the skies, so much so that the celebrity herself reposted the post to say thanks.
An online confidant who showered everyone with praise went viral, refusing to let anyone feel insecure, unhappy, or pessimistic!
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At a banquet, a popular male star asked Jiang Ling for her WeChat.
"Miss Jiang, my team was very interested in your post about my outfit on Weibo last time. Perhaps we could work together long-term."
Jiang Ling: I know this one. The CEO's going to accuse me of flirting with other men next.
The CEO looked away, gritting his teeth. "It's fine. I'll take the child's surname."
Jiang Ling: ?
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While shopping, Jiang Ling accidentally called the CEO by the name of a famous painter.
Jiang Ling: I'm doomed. He's going to say I'm immoral and can't keep my hands to myself.
The CEO's knuckles cracked. He lowered his eyes and forced a smile. "It's fine. I'll change my name."
Famous painter: Big sis, I'm here. Were you calling me?
CEO: ? What a nuisance.
Jiang Ling: Aren't you all supposed to like the heroine?? Can an old-school CEO really act like this?
#THERE'S A TRAITOR AMONG US#
#LET ME GO, MY MISSION IS OVER AND I NEED TO GO BACK#
Theme: I love my motherland.
As long as a powerful person survives that fate, he will continue to be powerful, no matter where he is.
Coach: Young man, I'm optimistic about you (catching Pei Rou) (I'm optimistic about your love) Bass: Thank you, coach, I will do it (Thank you for the compliment, I will try my best to win the championship) Does it feel like a chicken-and-duck talk?
Yang's mother's evaluation of Yuzuru Hanyu: "He has a face like jade, a figure like a pine tree, a graceful figure like a giant, and a graceful dragon. He reminds me of a sentence - fate whispers to the warrior: You cannot withstand the storm. The warrior whispers back: I am the storm."
Shock! There is actually a fast-traveling boss who was returned by the fast-traveling bureau. Is it the distortion of human nature or society...
Woo hoo hoo, childhood sweethearts are the best! (Tears flowed from the corners of the mouth, covering the mouth jpg.)
Good guy, good guy, good guy, good guy, good guy, good guy, good guy
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
The embarrassment of not having the right brain circuits hahahaha
"Qian" is a big bug for the author~ Not to be outdone
Oops, it would be a big deal if the injury recurred.