The Wicked Fake Heiress Became Everyone's Darling After Her Thoughts Were Exposed!

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System 007, the gossip system, arrives with its long-overdue grand gossip showcase and transmigrates into the body of a wicked fake heiress who has had the worst luck and been shoved into a huge mess of a variety show.

The original owner made a fool of herself on the show and was saddled with all kinds of accusations. Even after returning to her real family, she was unwelcome, and eventually died after being hounded online.

Beautiful mute: Yay! I get to gossip up close.

All the guests on the show eye Song Chuhe warily, ready to pin the blame on her.

Song Chuhe: Great, great! It's all gossip.

[Shocking! They actually did this on a variety show?]

[Oh my God, how did he bring three lovers on the show without getting caught?]

[What the hell! Who the hell told me there'd be a human trafficking show too?!]

[Shocking! This male celebrity can't read, drove without a license, and fled the scene of an accident. And the victim was another female celebrity?!]

Song Chuhe is so engrossed in the gossip that she doesn't even notice everyone's eyes on her.

That night, four male celebrities gather for debauchery, and their glowing backsides land them on the trending list. The four men have a spectacular falling-out, the director gets cuckolded, and they all get arrested. The first variety show implodes.

The next day, an entire human-trafficking village goes to the police to file a complaint, only for everyone to get arrested. The second variety show implodes.

On the third day, a male celebrity driving without a license gets beaten up by a female celebrity, who reports him by name for tax evasion. The female celebrity is finally vindicated.

Fans who hear Song Chuhe's inner thoughts through the cameras are collectively stunned! Wait, just how much more gossip is there in the entertainment industry?!

Investigate! Investigate everything! Officials, please make a show! We're begging you!

Netizens: Song Chuhe! Don't you dare quit the industry yet! Keep eating! Eat! I want to know just how much gossip there is in the entertainment industry!

Song Chuhe is about to quit the industry when she suddenly becomes a sensation. The authorities approach her and ask her to be the mascot of a variety show called "It's Your Turn Today!" The whole internet gets audited in turn, with tax returns, drug tests, and contracts all scrutinized.

The news shocks the entire entertainment industry. Celebrities start sweating profusely, and before long one disaster after another brings the whole industry crashing down. There's more gossip than anyone can keep up with.

Viewers: Good! Let it all crash! We're not crazy yet (sobbing).

Celebrities of the entertainment industry: We know our place now. Please spare us!

A certain department chief: Miss, would you like to come identify someone here?

A certain team leader: Young lady, have you ever considered a secure government job?

Song Chuhe: I have no idea. I was just enjoying the gossip, and suddenly they started shoving money, gifts, and opportunities at me~

Song Chuhe is having the time of her life gossiping when news breaks that she is a fake heiress who stole someone else's identity. She is accused of living off her adoptive family and shamelessly refusing to leave, then sending her adoptive parents and their whole family to prison. Song Chuhe is mocked and hounded online.

But that very day, the Song Group, one of Yanjing's top wealthy families, posts publicly on Weibo and tags Song Chuhe: The real deal, through and through! Our most precious daughter, lost and found.

Her top-tycoon father: @Song Chuhe, Dad just bought you a few gold mines to play with!

Her elegant, wealthy mother: @Song Chuhe, Mom just bought you several sets of top-tier jewelry. Wear them for fun whenever you like.

Her rakish, domineering older brother: @Song Chuhe, I'm transferring all the Song Group's shares to my little sister. Our family has gotten back its precious girl.

Her aloof, frosty older sister: @Song Chuhe, if our precious Hehe is unhappy, come home and inherit the family fortune. I'll buy you a company to play with!

Her gloomy, possessive second older sister: @Song Chuhe, precious Hehe, who was talking trash about you? My mouth's been undefeated across the internet lately.

Her foolish, arrogant younger brother: @Song Chuhe, Sis, whoever dares talk about you, I'll knock her head clean off!

Entertainment-industry gossip fans: ??? So I was the clown all along. How is she a fake heiress? She's clearly the beloved heiress of a wealthy family, switched at birth through a stroke of terrible luck.

At first, the Song family, one of Wangjing's top wealthy families, feels nothing about finding the daughter they'd lost years ago. They treat her with indifference. Then they hear Song Chuhe's inner thoughts.

[Poor things! The word "miserable" doesn't even begin to describe it!]

[This whole family of villains is doing worse than the next. What a disgrace!]

The villains, each with their own personality and none of them getting along: Holy crap, her mouth is vicious. Stop talking, or you'll really get to us!

When Song Chuhe first returns home, the family gives her one red envelope after another and a limitless black card to spend as wildly as she likes!

Yachts and mansions even fall right out of the sky. She so much as sighs about an expensive luxury item, and it appears the next day!

Song Chuhe: The more I think about it, the scarier it gets. I'm the real heiress nobody likes! Why are they suddenly so nice to me?

The villains: What are you scared of? We're the ones getting chills down our backs over and over.

Reader notice: 1. This story is entirely fictional and based on no real people. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please don't read anything into it.

2. There may be gossip about men dating men or women dating women. If you don't like that, please don't read.

3. The variety-show plot points come from jokes made by netizens, including the joke about auditing everyone in the entertainment industry.

Theme: World peace