The gossip-eating System 007 transmigrated, and somehow got bound to a metaphysics System. If it didn't tell fortunes and accumulate merit, it would die.
Song Chuhe's only golden finger was her ability to eat gossip. Don't panic. I can't tell fortunes, but I'm great at hearing gossip, and my predictions are always accurate!
A loud bang rang out beneath the overpass, and fortune-teller Song Chuhe made her dazzling entrance.
No face reading, bone reading, fancy tricks, or six-line divination needed. Just tell her your name, and your story will follow.
"Mr. Wang, there's a bit of green on your head. Go home and check on your kids!"
"Ms. Li, your life has gone smoothly so far, except that you have a bit of a weak spot for romance. Your husband isn't really your husband. I suggest you check the fridge. You'll find a surprise."
"Ms. Yu, you're a natural lone star. Where did you get family and friends from? You may suffer a bloody misfortune today. You're only cut out for building a career. Being so devoted to your family is no good."
"Mr. Lin, your grandma came to you in a dream in the middle of the night. Could it be because you went to the wrong grave?"
That same day, Mr. Wang caught his wife in bed with the housekeeper. He posted a divorce agreement and publicly announced their divorce, then kicked his wife and the housekeeper out. The Liu Group narrowly avoided disaster and immediately sent a gift to thank Song Chuhe for saving them.
The next day, the police caught a long-fugitive murderer. Ms. Li became a model citizen for reporting the crime and publicly thanked Song Chuhe.
On the third day, Ms. Yu boldly sent the family members who had tried to murder her to the police. The Yu family's stock price plummeted, but somehow their business successfully changed course. Ms. Yu personally handed Song Chuhe a red envelope worth a million to thank her.
On the fourth day, Mr. Lin hurried to his grandma's grave. That night, he finally stopped having nightmares. He dropped to his knees and almost kowtowed to Song Chuhe on the spot, shocking the entire internet.
In no time, Song Chuhe's reputation as a divine fortune-teller had stunned all of Wangjing City. Countless bigwigs camped under the overpass, waiting to ask her for a reading, and Song Chuhe was showered with gifts of every kind.
Song Chuhe: ? Are all these people really so superstitious?
The bigwigs: We have to get a reading. She's the real deal!
Later, the Wangjing City Public Security Bureau officers would drop by her little stall for readings every now and then. Wangjing City detectives said, "Don't get us wrong, but when Miss Song tells fortunes about wanted criminals, she gets it right every single time!"
Later, a certain bureau chief said, "Hey, girl, come identify this person at our station!"
A certain detective captain said, "Hey, girl, ever thought about joining our station?"
Song Chuhe: I have no idea what's going on! I'm just happily eating gossip, and they're the ones rushing to stuff red envelopes into my hands. Now the police are trying to recruit me too. Could I have fallen for a scam?
Theme: World peace
The Frail Sister-in-Law Trapped in a Harem Showdown
The Heiress Mom Goes Wild with Her Kid
How Can a Canary Be a Heartthrob to Everyone?
The Wicked Fake Heiress Became Everyone's Darling After Her Thoughts Were Exposed!
The Wicked Stepmother Gets Five Brats on Her Doorstep.
The Real Heiress Becomes the Beloved of the Three Realms Through Metaphysics
The Cannon-Fodder Beauty's Inner Thoughts Were Exposed, and Now Everyone Dotes on Him
The Ancestor and Their Infamous Junior Go Viral on a Variety Show
Being a Wicked Stepmom Is Easy When You Have a Baby!
I Rebuilt Earth in the Interstellar World
The Cannon Fodder Female Lead's Everyday Life of Leaving Showbiz to Help the Poor
A Lucky Carp Cub Goes Viral on a Variety Show