Farming and Retiring on a Variety Show

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Qiao Yu returned from the cultivation world with her storage pouch. Tired of fighting, she began a carefree life of farming and retirement.

Then one day, a man who claimed to be her younger brother's agent showed up at her door.

What? He wanted her to join a lifestyle variety show with her celebrity younger brother, whom she'd never met?

After a tearful plea, Qiao Yu agreed.

And then everyone witnessed a remarkable sight:

Other families were either lovey-dovey and showering each other with affection, or funny and heartwarming, with everyone getting along.

But their family... practiced martial arts, farmed, tended flowers, played Go, and brewed tea. Oh, and there was also a goofy younger brother who kept blowing up the kitchen.

At first, the viewers said: This girl is so unique and genuine! Mom, I want to marry her!

Later: Sorry, I'm not worthy! How could a mere mortal ever hope to win the heart of a goddess?

Then: Big sis, I'm actually your long-lost sibling, separated from you for over twenty years!

Qiao You (with a cold expression): Hmph. There are always people trying to steal my throne!

Qiao You thought her life was a joke. Literally.

Especially after she met her older sister, whom she hadn't seen in twenty years.

The aloof heartthrob persona he'd painstakingly maintained in front of his fans crumbled in an instant.

From then on, he became the poster boy for goofiness, and his fans affectionately called him "the world's biggest goofball."

But so what? I have a big sister, and you don't. (Smug smile)

Reader's guide:

1. A story about family affection.

2. This story has a male lead, Jiang Yuan.

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Ji Yi transmigrated as the child of a runaway pregnant woman, and she was five years old.

Ji Yi: Great, so my biological mom must be the female lead.

System: No, dear. Your mother is the villainess, and she secretly had you with the male lead without his knowledge.

Ji Yi pondered: So my mission is to face-slap the male and female leads and stand up for my mom?

System: No, dear. I'm an all-purpose imitation system. Complete imitation missions to earn items, marry a rich, handsome man (crossed out), and reach the peak of life!

On a parenting variety show, the System issued its first mission: Imitate Lin Daiyu from the 1987 version of Dream of the Red Chamber.

System: Friendly reminder, Host. You can strike the most frail and pitiful pose, gaze down at a forty-five-degree angle, and shed sorrowful tears over the falling flowers

Before it could finish, Ji Yi delivered the performance of her life and spat toward her scumbag dad, who was being interviewed on TV: "So he's just a silver-plated spearhead!"

That night, along with her superb acting, the news that the head of the Li Group was "impotent" was trending.

The haters raged: She'll grow up to be just another actor!

After learning that her scumbag dad wanted to meet her, Ji Yi met him, and the System issued its second mission: Write a diary entry in Lu Xun's style.

That night, Ji Yi wrote furiously: I stared at his lips. They opened and closed, and every sentence displayed the words "benevolence and morality." I was bored, so I watched carefully for quite a while before finally reading the words between his lips. His mouth was full of two words: "Eating people!"

That night, along with her title of "Little Lu Xun of Our Time," the trending topics also included the Li Group CEO and his "people-eating."

Li Chen, aka Scumbag Dad: Where are your manners?

Through Ji Yi's tireless efforts, she earned titles such as "The Strongest Child Actor on Earth," "Little Lu Xun of Our Time," and "The Woman the Entertainment and Literary Worlds Can't Have." Then she turned her attention to the tech world...

Everyone (shouting): Stop! Don't come any closer!

Theme: May the world treat you gently