I Went Viral After Becoming a Fishing Master

New novel, please add it to your reading list: Farming and Retiring in a Variety Show

Qiao Yu returned from the cultivation world with her storage pouch. Tired of fighting, she began a leisurely life of farming and retirement.

Until one day, a man claiming to be her younger brother’s agent showed up at her door.

What? He wanted her to join a lifestyle variety show with the celebrity younger brother she’d never even met?

After an emotional plea, Qiao Yu agreed.

Then everyone witnessed something extraordinary:

Other families were either all lovey-dovey, flaunting their romance, or funny and heartwarming, getting along like one big happy family.

Their family... practiced martial arts, farmed, grew flowers, played chess, and brewed tea. Oh, and there was also a goofy younger brother who kept blowing up the kitchen.

At first, the viewers said: This girl is so unique and genuine. Mom, I want to marry her!

Later: Sorry, I’m not worthy! How can a mere mortal harbor thoughts about a goddess?

Then: Big sis, I’m your long-lost younger sibling!

Qiao You, stone-faced: Hmph. Everyone wants to usurp my throne!

Qiao You thinks her life is a joke, literally.

Especially after she meets the older sister she hasn’t seen in twenty years.

The aloof male-god image he’d painstakingly cultivated in front of his fans crumbles in an instant.

From then on, he becomes the poster boy for goofiness, affectionately dubbed “the human husky” by his fans.

But so what? I have a big sister, and you don’t. (Smug smile.)

This novel’s blurb:

Ming Xi transmigrates into a minor character in an entertainment-industry novel, only to discover that her original host is a bona fide player!

She counts the “fish” in her pond on her fingers: one award-winning actor, two kings of pop, three champions, four top-tier stars...

Every one of them is a handful.

So while she juggles them, she turns her attention elsewhere.

#EveryDayIThinkOfWaysToReleaseTheFishInMyPond#

After a while, everyone notices that Ming Xi, who used to act with a blank face, has changed her tune.

She did a great job playing that scheming woman last time. Maybe she was just being herself.

She nailed that tsundere role too. Could she have finally figured out how to act?

Everyone: Shocked.jpg

Ming Xi, gesturing downward: Just the basics, don’t be surprised. I learned from all of your excellent examples. (Smile.)

When you have more fish in your pond, you naturally get better at it.

Bonus scenes

One

On a stormy day, Ming Xi’s WeChat suddenly rang.

Ling Yue picked it up and turned pale with rage.

[There’s lightning outside, and I’m so scared. Could you come keep me company? (Pitiful look)]

He grabbed the phone and demanded, “Who is this?”

Ming Xi looked a little guilty. “Maybe... probably... my teacher?”

Well, wasn’t it true? She’d learned how to play the innocent flower from him. He was her living template!

Two

One day, Ming Xi came home to find Ling Yue sitting on the sofa with a dark expression. “Which shameless man is bothering you this time?”

Ming Xi looked at him, speechless.

The melodramatic man kept on rambling. “Oh, I see. You won’t answer, so you must have a new love. You don’t have time for me anymore. Your love has faded...”

Ming Xi leaned in and silenced him with a kiss. At last, peace and quiet.

Reading guide:

1. The heroine is a bit of a goofball, but incredibly cool in front of the hero! (Not really.)

2. The hero seems aloof, but is actually a picky, melodramatic handful, only around the heroine.

3. This is a goofy story disguised as a tale about a player.

Theme: Stay positive and keep an optimistic attitude