I Went Viral by Imitating People on a Parenting Variety Show

Ji Yi transmigrated as the baby in a run-away-with-the-baby story. She's five years old.

Ji Yi: Great, so my mom is the female lead.

System: No, sweetie. Your mom is the female supporting character, and she secretly had you without the male and female leads knowing.

Ji Yi thought it over: So my mission is to face-slap the male and female leads and stand up for my mom?

System: No, sweetie. I'm an all-purpose imitation System. Complete imitation tasks to exchange for items, marry a rich, handsome man (crossed out), and reach the pinnacle of life!

On a parenting variety show, the System issued its first task: Please imitate Lin Daiyu from the 1987 version of Dream of the Red Chamber.

System: Friendly reminder, Host. You can strike your most delicate, pitiful pose, gaze down at the falling flowers from a forty-five-degree angle, and let a sorrowful tear fall

Before it could finish, Ji Yi gave the finest performance of her life and spat toward her scumbag father, who was being interviewed on TV: "So he's all show and no substance!"

That night, trending alongside her superb acting was the news that the head of the Li Group was "impotent."

The haters raged: She'll grow up to be another actress!

When Ji Yi learned her scumbag father wanted to see her, the System issued its second task after they met: Please write a diary entry in Lu Xun's style.

That night, Ji Yi wrote furiously: I stared at his lips. They opened and closed, and every sentence seemed to say "benevolence and morality." I was bored, so I watched closely for a long while. Only then did I make out the words between his lips. His whole mouth was filled with two words: "Eating people!"

That night, trending alongside her new title, "Little Lu Xun of Our Time," was the phrase "The head of the Li Group eats people."

Li Chen, the scumbag dad: Have you no manners?

After Ji Yi's tireless efforts earned her titles like "The Strongest Child Actor on Earth," "Little Lu Xun of Our Time," and "The Woman Everyone in Entertainment Wants but Can't Have," she turned her claws toward the tech world...

Everyone, shouting: Stop! Don't come any closer!

Theme: Stay positive.