Why Did You Take So Long to Come Get Me, Your Majesty? [Ancient Times to Modern Day]

Coming soon: "Shipping CPs Is Not Allowed to Get Weird" (original title: "The Top-Tier Star Got Locked Out Again"). Blurb below.

Rong Qin made one bad move, and the male actor she'd personally made famous under her company grew too big for his boots and took most of her employees with him to a rival company.

Furious, she spent the whole afternoon cursing him out while pointing at the sea from her private beach. After a raging surge of waves, she unexpectedly found a stunningly handsome man in ancient costume washed up on the sand.

The man in ancient costume opened his eyes and clung tightly to her. "Sister, why did it take you so long to come for me? I've missed you so much!"

Rong Qin brought him home. Looking at that peerless face, she couldn't help feeling tempted. "Stick with me, and I'll make sure you eat and drink well."

Fu Chenxing looked obedient, but inwardly thought: I'll play along for now, see how things go, make money, and restore my kingdom!

After a year and a half away from the spotlight, Rong Qin returned with Fu Chenxing and took the internet by storm with a short period-style music video. The queen was back for revenge.

Fu Chenxing became the hottest newcomer of the year, winning countless fans with his superb acting, stunning looks, and professional attitude: he focused solely on his career and never used CPs for publicity.

That was until someone caught him cornering Rong Qin against a wall because she'd arrived late, and heard him complain, "Why did it take you so long to come for me? Do you know I'm the only one nobody came to pick up?"

At first,

Fu Chenxing: If I can keep making money, I'll keep at it. Restoring my kingdom will take a whole lot of money.

Rong Qin: Darling, this isn't a money tree. It's a treasure chest.

Later,

Fu Chenxing: Addicted to beautiful women, no interest in restoring my kingdom.

Rong Qin: Addicted to handsome men, all I want is to retire.

Coming soon: "Shipping CPs Is Not Allowed to Get Weird"

Yan Yan was raised spoiled and pampered. Her only setback came when she fell in love for the first time and was rejected by Fu Cizhou. Then the bastard promptly left the country the very next day, and she was so embarrassed and angry that she refused to see him for six years.

When they met again, it was because their elders arranged it. Yan Yan married young and became Mrs. Fu.

Seeing Fu Cizhou grinning from ear to ear, Yan Yan got embarrassed and angry all over again and locked him out.

Fu Cizhou became famous at a young age. Born with eyes that seemed full of affection, he had countless devoted fans. For more than ten years after his debut, he kept his nose clean, worked diligently, and was never involved in a scandal.

Then, while he was filming with Yan Yan, gossip accounts started claiming that the two were madly in love. Fu Cizhou's die-hard fans and girlfriend fans swarmed Yan Yan's Weibo and supertopic. When paparazzi revealed that the two barely spoke off camera during filming, Yan Yan was mocked across the internet.

Fans all declared, "If those two are really together, we'll sell our houses to give them wedding gifts."

"Honey, I really didn't pay those gossip accounts," Fu Cizhou said. His mother-in-law had gotten him into trouble, and once again Yan Yan locked him out.

After filming wrapped, the two appeared on a variety show. When it aired, Fu Cizhou's CP fans with the female lead of his first movie flooded Yan Yan's Weibo and supertopic once again. Negative stories filled the internet, and two combative supertopics sprang up: "Shipping CPs Is Not Allowed to Get Weird" and "I'll Ship This Weird CP No Matter What."

Fans stayed up all night fighting back against the haters, and the weird CP supertopic was on the verge of shutting down.

That night, Fu Cizhou, who'd been kicked out of bed, crouched on the floor and posted: "I've been dedicated and professional ever since my debut. I finally managed to get married, so please don't drive my wife away."

The whole internet was in an uproar.

At the same time, fans posted a behind-the-scenes clip. Yan Yan was frightened by a staff member pretending to be a pervert and ran straight into Fu Cizhou's arms, wrapping her arms around his neck and sobbing, "Big brother~ Help, there's a pervert~"

Fu Cizhou, who was always careful to keep his distance from his co-stars, held her securely. He gently smoothed the hem of her skirt with one hand and patted her back reassuringly with the other. His gaze was so tender it seemed to drip with affection. "Don't be scared. Big brother's here."

The weird CP fans grew in number overnight: "This is the wife our hardworking big brother deserves. Haters and toxic solo fans, get lost! We'll protect big brother and sister-in-law's love!"

Theme: Hard work always pays off