Coming soon: "I Wrote the Character Out of Character and Got Hunted Down by Dazai." Feel free to visit the author's page and add it to your reading list.
Synopsis:
Here's how it happened. The day after I felt a flutter of affection for that Armed Detective Agency member, the system showed up. Every day, it chattered in my ear, telling me to cruelly destroy that kind, witty, handsome member's budding romance.
According to the system, "To like his face but not create a miracle of life with him is the greatest sin in the world."
One day, I asked it what the heck it was. It gave me an answer so ridiculous I could hardly believe it.
"I'm your guardian sweetheart, here to help you make your dreams come true!"
There is no way my dream could be something this disgusting! I take back the question!
I'm an adult. I'm not going to believe such a childish trick. This thing must be someone's ability, used to frame me!
When I formally brought my request to the Agency, they all looked at me as if to say, "What took you so long?"
Even more messed up, my crush, Dazai, had been able to see the system all along.
Me: "Oh, you have dreams too? Has your guardian sweetheart not been born yet?"
Dazai just smiled and sent me plummeting into the abyss. "I can hear you too!"
"Crap! (A kind of plant.) So I've been openly crushing on him for a whole year?"
I grabbed the system that called itself my guardian sweetheart, and we both went completely berserk.
"Didn't you say they couldn't see or hear you? You lied!"
"Your sweetheart doesn't know either! Aaaah!"
--- User Guide ---
★ A crossover fanfic, pairing Reiko x Dazai. With a man like this, keeping the pairing together takes sheer willpower.
★ The everyday out-of-character behavior is on me. This is my version of a new world.
★ Lighthearted banter and daily life, plus an original main plot. Everyone gets a poisonous mushroom. Don't expect the plot to be researched in depth.
★ A chaotic crossover written by someone with no literary skill.
★ A crossover! Mainly Bungo Stray Dogs, but the whole story doesn't take place in that series. There will be other anime and original plotlines, too. Check the supporting cast list for which anime are included. Characters' page time depends on the story.
★ Having fun matters. If it's not for you, don't force yourself to read it.
Here's the next story I'm planning. If you're interested, visit my page and add it to your list!
Coming soon: "I Wrote Dazai Out of Character and He Caught Me."
Synopsis:
Hello, dear readers. My pen name is "The One Who Loves Blades," and my nickname is "The Knife Specialist." I'm currently in a life-or-death crisis.
Maybe it's true that the one who stabs others will eventually get stabbed in turn.
The out-of-character Dazai I wrote has come after me. He's holding one of my knives to my throat and demanding that I give him his wife back!
Please flood the comments with (teary-eyed.jpg).
Where am I supposed to find a wife to give him? I killed her off. Does a man like him even deserve a living, breathing wife? Unless I delete the story and rewrite it!
I can do that, I can! As long as he gives me back the bank card where I keep my living expenses! That's my lifeline!
But why did another out-of-character Dazai, with a completely different personality, jump out of the book while I was writing and come after my life?
Thanks for asking. I do love Dazai, and I'm an absolutely rabid Dazai fan. But with my life in danger, I'm afraid I have no choice but to stop writing and leave the literary world.
Who can handle all the Dazais they've written coming after them one by one to collect their debts?
I've got an urgent question: I'm trapped in the corner of my bedroom, at the foot of the bed. How do I explain to Dazai No. 1 that Dazai No. 2 has just appeared in the room...
I can't exactly say that I'm so good at writing out-of-character characters that I never write the same Dazai twice!
And I really don't have any extra wives to hand out to them!
(Outnumbered by men.jpg)
A close friend replied: @The One Who Loves Blades Keep holding on!
Theme: May every love eventually find its place.
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Just looking at the previous candidates, I say: kdlldl. Looking at the speech of the last contestant, I said: As expected of you
Laughing to death, everyone who has used the Kongsuke brand repairer says it is good.
What exactly is going on in Tongzi? It doesn't seem to be written in the text.
I didn't quite understand it, but I still tried my best to read it.
To be honest, it was a bit weak in the later stage, and I felt that the story of He Zai did not change so smoothly. It's a pity, if you follow the previous rhythm, it's rare to see a well-written Jaemoon. To be honest, the second half feels like it's becoming more of a drama? Or there are some single arrows (for the heroine), which are basically useless, so I skipped them. The front is accessible, the back is average, and the character control of Zai is okay.
Emmm, to be honest, I kind of regret that I almost finished the purchase... I barely finished reading it, and my thoughts are that it is very mixed and confusing, a hodgepodge of worlds, I feel like I have written here and there, and there is also the full text of the heroine's love story... Oh, Mrs. Author, keep up the good work 8!
Dazai Osamu's waist. Oh, just thinking about it makes me drool.
Wow, updated! _(:з∠)_
You're so stupid, you deserve it, Kongzuke, hahahahaha
It was really funny at the beginning. The heroine was completely different from the character I thought in the introduction. The introduction made me think she was a shy and then occasionally bold and direct type, but in the end she was a crazy type. Then it really made my head hurt to look at it, because the perspective changed for a while, and then the time jump was very sudden. I saw the heroine just fainted in the front, and there was no follow-up to this matter. In fact, it was nothing. Then directly after that, the heroine woke up and started writing about taking a hot spring? Then I found out I had a fever. The text before and after is not continuous, it jumps too fast, and it feels like the writing is very anxious. In fact, there is more than one place like this, and the first person is used! My head hurt even more. I'm really not a writing coach, but I do recommend that authors write slower and not jump too quickly in time and perspective. Otherwise, the readers will really not be able to see the jokes or novel points that you want to see, because they can't even understand what you want to write. The readers find this thing interesting, and then they jump to the next thing immediately, or think that the climax is about to come, but it turns out that it is over. They think that there will be follow-up development of this character, but in the end, there is no follow-up, and it is just a mention. The writing is okay, and the character settings and personalities are really interesting.