Maya Only Knows How to Spoil Her Big Brother

In a world where Yokohama and Tokyo are the main stages, and supernatural abilities and cursed techniques coexist, the forces in both cities have long been nursing secret grievances...

The story begins in Tokyo's jujutsu world, unfolding around the siblings Isayoi Maya and Isayoi Sakuya.

After years of plotting, their plan is finally set in motion, but things don't go smoothly, and all sorts of problems gradually emerge.

The biggest problem is that the script is simply far too packed with characters!

Yokohama's dark and twisted ability user, the Port Mafia's boss Mori, a little white hat from Russia, a thousand-year-old jujutsu sorcerer, a barrier tree stump...

Even the number of people bearing the title of "the strongest" keeps growing.

Tokyo's strongest Six Eyes jujutsu sorcerer, the cursed spirit manipulator with the odd man-bun hairstyle, the Heavenly Restriction user with zero cursed energy and the strongest physical abilities, Yokohama's strongest ability user...

The siblings are caught between a rock and a hard place...

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Can their plan still go smoothly?

Multiple factions tear each other's scripts apart, while the strongest fighters pull each other's hair.

Isayoi Maya, stuck with a lousy script, has seen through the ways of the world and calmly sips her tea...

Maya: Brother, we're done here.

Sakuya, Bandages, Six Eyes: Sure!

Maya: I only have one brother.

Some Geto: Why don't you all fight again?

Some Mori: Fight! Fight!

Some Fyodor: Hurry up and fight. Better yet, kill each other.

Some Dad: Get on with it. Stop dawdling.

Some Arahabaki: Take out that bandage-wearing bastard first!

Some Brain-in-a-Jar: It'd be easier if they all died.

Sakuya, Bandages, Six Eyes: We're really not fighting. Wouldn't it be much better to take you all on first? :)

--Reader's Guide--

★ The pairing is Dazai x Maya. Everyone gets a happy ending! Haha! Didn't see that coming, did you?

★ Crossovers already included: Detective Conan and a certain No. 7 Mystery.

★ The siblings form a chaotic, independent faction, but they do cooperate with other factions. Cursed spirits are tools; there are no romantic feelings.

★ The timeline has been changed slightly to suit the script.

★ Any logical problems are entirely because the author's brain wandered off, leaving the little brain missing. A divinely bestowed disability.

★ Any out-of-character moments are on me. Please don't flame me if it's not to your taste. I'm a lousy writer, so please stop reading if you're uncomfortable.

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"The System Wants Me to Pursue the Armed Detective Agency's Dazai"

[Lighthearted, snarky comedy]

Here's what happened: The day after my heart skipped a beat over that Armed Detective Agency member, the system showed up.

Every day, it chirps incessantly in my ear, telling me to mercilessly put the screws to that kind, witty, handsome agency member.

According to the system: [Liking his face but not wanting his body is the greatest sin in the world.]

One day, I asked it what the heck it was. It gave me an utterly absurd answer.

[I'm your Guardian Sweetheart, here to help you achieve your dreams!]

There's no way my dream could be something this gross! I take back my question!

I'm an adult. I won't believe in such a childish trick. This thing must be some ability someone is using to frame me!

When I formally brought my request to the Detective Agency, everyone looked at me as if to say, [What took you so long?]

Even worse, my crush, Dazai, had been able to see the system all along.

Me: "Oh, you have a dream too? Has your Guardian Sweetheart not been born yet?"

Dazai simply smiled and sent me plummeting into the abyss: "I can hear it too!"

"Crap! (A kind of plant.) So have I been openly crushing on him for an entire year?"

I grabbed the system, which called itself my Guardian Sweetheart, and we both went mad.

"Didn't you say they couldn't see or hear you? You lied!"

"Your sweetheart doesn't know either! Waaah!!!"

Dazai: "You've liked me for so long, Reiko. Why won't you cross the river of love with me?"

Me: "Because you live too long. I'm not confident I could outlive you."

Dazai: "...Is that some new kind of curse?"

Everyone at the Detective Agency: Is this really romance? Their conversation is so weird!

The Great Detective Ranpo: How strange. Let me take another look...

President Fukuzawa: Ranpo, don't look.

The Great Detective Ranpo: Okay!

Theme: When you're lost, don't follow strangers.