[Gintama/Naruto] The Thorny Road of the Ultimate Siscon

If you fall in love with a flower on another planet, then all you have to do is look up at the stars at night, and it will feel as though the whole sky is filled with blooming flowers.

Sai Fang is the younger sister of the ruler of Huang'an, the homeworld of the Yato. The last survivor of Huang'an Star, she is beautiful, powerful, and aloof... Not! She's a blank-faced, naturally violent, bottomless-stomached, unbeatable "siscon" who can't remember people's names and loves giving them nicknames.

Huh? She's an unbeatable siscon?

Sorry, there's an even more extreme siscon hot on her heels.

Sai Fang gazes up at the sky and sighs:

My sister, why did you choose to be with that ape-like Shenhui?

Earth is so beautiful. Don't you want to come see it with me?

Look, you even lost your life because of that ape! Don't worry! I'll travel to the ends of the world and through every dimension to bring you back to life!

A certain cowlick: Give it up, my Onee-sama. Come with me like a good girl and become the Pirate King's wife. You can have as many rice balls as you want.

She would pay any price to bring her sister back. Without her sister, she didn't want to live. She'd even give up her own life!

Driven onward by this conviction, Sai Fang treasured her important friends and family and stubbornly shouldered everything, but thought nothing of her own life. Years later, the little brat Kamui, who used to cling to her and beg for affection, suddenly grew up into a total pervert (?!) and appeared before her in full force, more determined than ever to keep his sister by his side no matter what. With Kamui's never-give-up attitude and the loving smackdowns from old friends like Sakata Gintoki, Sai Fang finally stopped her endless journey and settled into life as the Pirate King's wife (not really!).

Katsura Kotaro: "Sai Fang, robbery is wrong! And you shouldn't marry a robber, either!"

Takasugi Shinsuke: "Sai Fang, are you two really not related by blood?"

Sakata Gintoki: "Sai Fang, does the Yato clan produce nothing but gluttons and super-strong women?"

Sakamoto Tatsuma: "Ahahaha..."

A certain cowlick: "My dearest Onee-sama, where are you going to run this time?"

This is the story of a siscon who travels through countless worlds in search of a way to bring her sister back to life. She makes a contract with the god "Ugo" and must collect the lives of "Rufu" from different timelines to fulfill her wish. She traverses hardship and thorns, eventually returns to where it all began, and lets go of her obsession in this lighthearted, happy story.

I'm terrible at writing blurbs. This isn't what the story is actually like. I was just being silly. Thanks for reading!

Naruto and Bungo Stray Dogs are tentatively planned.

I'm an old-school anime fan who adores classic series and hot-blooded shonen shows. I'm really not into some of the newfangled genres that have appeared in recent years, so I don't dare write them (I'm afraid I'll ruin them).

Theme: If you fall in love with a flower on another planet, then all you have to do is look up at the stars at night, and it will feel as though the whole sky is filled with blooming flowers.