The Saintess's Rules for Crushing Scumbags [Book Transmigration]

The author’s main attack novel, I’m the White Moonlight Secretly Loved by My Ex-Girlfriend, is now being serialized. Come check out my profile.

In the novel Saintess, Li Wen is a selfless human ATM.

To make the male lead, Jian Cheng, smile, Li Wen gives up her career, squanders her family fortune, and willingly hacks her way through every obstacle to help him achieve his dream of becoming a Best Actor.

Of course, that’s not even the worst part.

Jian Cheng loves someone else.

Yin Junning, the only daughter of the richest man in the country, is a top Wall Street trader: brilliant, dazzling, and coolly reserved.

Everyone knows Jian Cheng loves Yin Junning, but on the day he confesses, she humiliates him with money. From then on, he pines for her until he falls ill.

Unable to bear seeing the man she loves grow more and more haggard, Li Wen helps him win Yin Junning over... only to land herself in prison two days after putting her plan into action.

After reading this novel about a shameless woman and a scumbag man, tagged as a happy-ending sweet romance, Li Wen gets furious in the middle of the night. When she wakes up, she has become the novel’s heroine, Li Wen.

When she opens her eyes, the story has reached the night before the original Li Wen is sent to prison.

Yin Junning is standing five meters away, her slender neck pale, her almond-shaped eyes distant and cool.

She is swirling a Bloody Mary that the original Li Wen drugged.

Li Wen knows that in the next second, Yin Junning will take the spiked drink and call the police right in front of her.

Li Wen, who has always been a troublemaker hell-bent on courting disaster, curls her lips.

She grabs Yin Junning by the wrist, looks up at her with innocent eyes, and lifts the crimson drink in her hand. Holding the rim of the glass to her lips, she asks with a smile, “Sister, would you mind drinking together?”

Yin Junning: ...

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People say that financial magnate Yin Junning only likes manipulating money. After meeting Li Wen, she discovers that she likes women, too.

More than making money, she enjoys slowly turning Li Wen’s heart, watching her eyes grow red as she says, “Sorry, Junning. Could you love Jian Cheng?”

Content warning: Li Wen is a lesbian and could never fall for Jian Cheng. She only acts that way to follow the plot. Her motto: scumbag men deserve nothing but a beating.

Both leads are virgins! Both leads are virgins! Both leads are virgins!

Now serializing: I’m the White Moonlight Secretly Loved by My Ex-Girlfriend

1. Qi Sijia has been dumped again.

Her ex-girlfriend’s reason for breaking up was that she suspected Qi Sijia was pretending to be a lesbian. They had been dating for a month, and Qi Sijia still wouldn’t even let her hold her hand.

“You’re either frigid or just not into women,” her ex sobbed over the phone.

Qi Sijia spread her well-manicured fingers beneath the desk lamp, then turned around and tossed the hand mask in her drawer.

She had already learned from being dumped two hundred times before. She took the initiative and offered her hand, only to be suspected of being straight because she hadn’t made a move the moment they met!

Qi Sijia drooped her head. She just wanted a girlfriend. Was that so hard?

If she weren’t a lesbian, why would she be so eager to offer her hand?

2. After suffering emotional and physical damage, Qi Sijia decides to take the initiative and look for a new girlfriend. She finds a cleaning job in an upscale residential complex, figuring it will also give her a chance to stretch her limbs and get some exercise.

But on her very first day, the rich woman who owns the penthouse files a string of complaints against her.

Faced with the woman’s endless picky demands, Qi Sijia, a socially anxious person with no communication skills, can only swallow her anger and diligently finish out the month.

Until one day, as she takes off her rubber gloves to check her phone, the striking woman from the penthouse, wearing a mask and keeping her face hidden, stares fixedly at her hands.

Qi Sijia: Mm.

Huh?

3. A popular author on a certain lesbian fiction site, Ji Liu, has stopped updating for a month. Her stated reason for taking time off: “Dumped for the two-hundredth time. Depression.”

Readers: We’re used to it.

The only one who isn’t used to it is Ji Liu’s most devoted reader, the wealthy fan ranked first on the tipping leaderboard, Rich Blossom: “Is there still hope for this author?”

Readers: Don’t worry, she can be saved. She’ll update again as soon as she finds a “girlfriend.”

Rich Blossom frantically tags the author: “How much longer do we have to wait?”

Author: “Soon.”

Rich Blossom: ...

Does that mean she found someone?

Qi Sijia: Mm. There’s a pretty older sister who wears a mask and has beautiful eyes. She keeps calling me over to her place, and she always stares at my hands. Do you think she likes me?

Without even thinking, Rich Blossom replies skeptically, “Maybe she thinks your hands are dirty.”

4. Rich Blossom has a secret: Ji Liu is her only publicly acknowledged first love, Miss Q.

She hates everything about the way the other woman stops updating whenever she gets dumped.

Until one day, Meng Jiang leans against the doorway, impatiently urging Ji Liu to update while personally supervising the cleaner. The woman keeps her head down and is wrapped up from head to toe.

She wears a sanitation worker’s mask, so her face is impossible to make out. But when she takes off her rubber gloves, her long, fair, well-proportioned fingers tap the phone screen.

Meng Jiang frowns sharply, suddenly realizing who this woman is. With great difficulty, she tears her gaze away and turns to her phone.

She replies to the author: “I just typed the wrong thing. She likes you. Go for it!”

Theme: Seek kindness in a noisy world, rediscover goodness, and join hands to create something beautiful.