The Wish-Granting Machine at the Armed Detective Agency

[Main story complete] I transmigrated after cosplaying as a wishing machine. The first thing I did after transmigrating was check my gender. Thankfully, cosplaying hadn't changed it. So here's the question: how am I supposed to survive in Yokohama after becoming a wishing machine? * Blackened features, pale cheeks, and even the power to grant a wish to come back from the dead. A wishing machine everyone rushes to seek. A wishing machine everyone longs to obtain. She holds out both hands and asks you: - Do you have a wish? - A great wish, a grand wish, an unbelievable wish, a wish no one can understand, a dirty wish, a terrible wish... - Then grant my three [demands], and I'll grant you anything you wish for. * Here you'll find: Odasaku helping the kids with their homework every day. Mr. Ranpo walking the kids to school and picking them up every day. Yumeno-chan going to school with the wishing machine every day. Mr. Dazai doing the wishing machine's homework every day. Mr. Kunikida working on the front lines every day. A little tiger turning into a tiger every day so the wishing machine can play with him. - The sight of everyone doing their best to raise a child. Reader's Guide: - A raising-the-kids story. - The ultimate, invincible, universally adored favorite, so sweet it makes your teeth ache. - A short novel, probably around 300,000 to 400,000 words. - Life has been too stressful, so I'm writing to relax. Don't overthink it. - The protagonist isn't exactly like Alluka, and the three-wish setup isn't exactly the same either. - I'm a fictional historian, so I'll adjust the timeline, haha. I'll compress the Detective Conan timeline and try to save everyone. - Born with the ultimate playboy constitution. - Very slow burn, slice-of-life child-rearing story, happy ending for everyone. Theme: Love exists between people