Kittens Turn into Human Cubs

Maomao's new article "Unlimited Streaming, But Cat Paradise", please collect it~ ———————— Copywriting of this article: The day the kitten Miaomiao found her owner, the weather was very good. The man looked at the three-year-old girl in front of him strangely and said, "I'm not your father." The kitty man didn't say anything, just went up and gave him a kick. Jiang Yanci:? * Compared with humans, a kitten's lifespan of more than ten years is too short and leaves many regrets. So Kitten Paradise showed mercy and gave those cats who were missed by their owners a chance to be human children. Kittens who become humans for the first time are always clumsy, walking unsteadily, eating like an excavator, and sleeping at night and snoring like driving a motorcycle. You don't know how to cry when you are hurt, it will only make you more clingy. After knowing the truth, for a long time, even though Miaomiao got into great trouble, jumped up and down the house, and was so rebellious that she wanted to sit on his head and be his father... Jiang Yanci only told himself: She was just a little stupid, a little naughty, and she was old enough to even poop, so don't scold her. In order to find her owner, she had traveled so far as a kitten and was a human for the first time. It was not easy. You can drink as much water as you like. Do you like a beautiful cup? Buy a dozen! She could sleep wherever she wanted, as long as she was willing to cover her up with a quilt or sleep on his head. He would praise her for her ability to find a place. Three fixed questions every day. "Bao, are you coming back for dinner tonight?" "No matter how late you play, don't forget to go home." "You have to remember that there is an old savage father waiting for you at home." And three months after raising the cub, Jiang Yanci found out that his ex-girlfriend who had dumped him got wind of it somewhere and got her back. For nothing else... As soon as she entered the door, she hugged the kitten Miaomiao, kissed and rubbed her, "I knew that our babies are human beings, and kittens are all human beings!" "Great, mommy will never be a childless wild mom again!" Jiang Yanci: ... Another one is crazy. * Small theater Ever since Miaomiao entered kindergarten, researcher Jiang Yanci, who has always been smart and is known as a genius doctor, has been approached by kindergarten teachers 800 times a day. "Dad Miaomiao, Miaomiao doesn't do her homework." "Dad Miaomiao, Miaomiao will teach the children how to meow." "Dad Miaomiao, Miaomiao ran to the playground in the middle of class and lay down in the sun to sleep." "Dad Miaomiao..." After hanging up the phone, he took a look at the little cat man squatting over there watching TV. Researcher Jiang, who was always gentle and well-known for his good temper, broke his guard. "Jiang Miaomiao! Dad is kneeling down for you. Come here and do your homework!" The rebellious Miaomiao cub over there is twitching its ears without even looking back. The kitten never has to do homework~ Others (mom, grandparents, aunts and uncles) were dissatisfied: "Why are you hurting her? She is just a little kitten. Do you still expect her to get into Tsinghua University and Peking University?" Jiang Yanci:? Is his tone not humble enough? #：It's easy to become the family's favorite# ——The thrilling daily life of raising a baby, and the love between parents. ——There may also be some stories about other cats and their owners. —————— Pre-receipt [Unlimited streaming, but Cat Paradise], please collect it~ In an accident, Ye Chi and her pet kitten accidentally entered the infinite flow game world. It's full of dangers, weirdness, and terrifying NPCs and monsters that confuse people's hearts. Good news: The kittens are beautiful and cute, and are not dangerous or aggressive in the eyes of NPCs. Bad news: The kitten has a bad temper, is disobedient to discipline, and is naturally stubborn, with the stubborn hairs on her ears blooming! * The gloomy NPC warned: "This room is strictly forbidden to enter." Turning around, the kitten was selectively deaf, swaggered, swung its tail, and walked in in a high-profile manner. What can and cannot enter? Is there any place in the world that kittens can't go? Never heard of it! —— The strange boss was trying to kill people, and its long, pale fingers passed in front of each player, and all the players did not dare to breathe. When the little kitten goes up, give him a pussy punch! Point, you point again! Dare you point your finger at the kitten? Don't you want to live? Weird boss:? The owner Ye Chi said cowardly: ... This is what a rebellious cat is. In addition, the kitten also—— Steal milk from a child NPC, sharpen his claws with a male ghost's pants, ride an old woman NPC across the road, grab the butt of a mutated monkey and scream. Pee in the holy water, use the weird vines as a cat climbing frame, wash your feet in the weird boss's red wine glass, and use the huge garden as a cat litter box. All NPCs, ranging from ninety-nine to just able to walk, are all in the hands of the little cat. Bad cat, bad cat! The kitten has done all kinds of bad things and is full of evil, becoming the nightmare of all the infinite horror NPCs. And the players who followed Maomao through the painless speed pass said: Who said this little kitten is bad? This kitten is awesome! Cat suddenly transformed into the group pet of all players. Whether it was a max-level player, a boss, or the ultimate boss, everyone wanted to take the cat back and raise it themselves, and they would smile even if they were beaten. "What comes before the kitten's paws is the scent of the kitten." Master Ye Chi:? My family members also encountered perversion. #This article is also known as: Cat's Infinite Paradise# ——Each infinite copy is a huge playground for cats. Chalk up the owner bravely (forcibly) to break into the infinite stream# ——The group's pet cat, the rebellious cat Purpose: Cherish the people in front of you