Real Business War, Legal but Sick

The new article "Working cattle and horses accidentally fell into the elite love drama" has been published ———— As graduation approaches, senior Ye Shi discovers that every night when she falls asleep, she briefly transforms into the male protagonist of a business war novel. As we all know, all the tyrants in novels are urban dragon kings. The business world is ups and downs, and the clouds and rains can change with the raising of a hand. Underneath his tall and handsome appearance, are his unpredictable methods and heart. Business war is easy for him. Ye Shi looked confused: (0. O?) Business war? The teacher didn't teach. * Everyone in the company came to ask her, "How to deal with those competitors." Ye Shi, who looked clear and stupid: Ask me? (Chew Chew Chew) How do I know? (Chew, chew, chew) I do know how to shake the baby bus (spit the seeds). On the surface, the mysterious overlord is strategizing, but the situation changes overnight, and the competitors are retreating and surrendering. Actually. In the CBD of City B, you can always see a domineering president in a suit and leather shoes with a superior figure, sneaking around the offices of major companies. ——Climb over the wall and turn on the electric switch in the middle of the night, with official seal attached to his belt. ——Water the opponent's money tree to death, change the canteen menu ten times in a row to make cucumbers, ——Disguise yourself as a cleaner and apply wax while mopping the floor, In this class, no one makes a sound as soon as they get up, and they all fall on their butts... Ye Shi put his hands on his hips: I'm so exhausted. The leader of the opposite party broke his guard: I am really convinced. A business war is a business war, can you please stop using such dirty methods? Who changed my company's God of Wealth into Ultraman, ah? It's so heartless! * As a domineering president, Fu Han couldn't understand how he could wake up after just a short nap, and his reputation seemed to be ruined within a hundred miles. "Young Master, you were here yesterday to carry away Mr. Xu's welcoming pines. You also punctured Mr. Xu's tires when you left. You didn't even leave him a shared bicycle. In the end, Mr. Xu walked all the way back, scolding you as he walked." The assistant shook his head, "It's too cruel." "Young Master, have you seen this dog? When you were riding a shared bicycle yesterday, you didn't even let the dog go. You hugged it and ran away..." The assistant sighed: "It's so wicked." Fu Hanshen: "..." For the first time, he knew what it meant to "wake up and have a bucket of shit thrown at him." Later, he discovered that all this was just the beginning. A new shit basin every day, new tricks every day. A month later, he was blackballed by all his competitors and became a public enemy in the industry. Fu Hanshen:? #: What do you know about business war? # #Fuhanshen:... I don't understand, but I know what shit basin is# Real business wars are plain and simple. I'll hire someone to catch you, you big bastard. ——New article [After the working cow horse accidentally fell into the elite love drama] Copywriting—— Ji Ning, a contemporary migrant worker, a living person with a slight death. Once through the book. The system said: You are the female supporting cannon fodder NPC in this elite romance novel. Ji Ning said: I am the emperor. System:? * As we all know, working with cattle and horses is incompatible with the elites who have a sense of relaxation. In the program, elite men who have returned from overseas speak English, French, German, Italian, and Japanese, and sit and drink coffee with artistic women, facing the sea as the sun sets, and the sound of waves fills the atmosphere. Ji Ning on the side: Drinking coffee cup after cup, you will die if you do it! Making breakfast, the young master of the consortium matches the pure white flowers, the sleeves are rolled up to soothing music, you wash the vegetables and I chop them, the ambiguity of first love is full. Ji Ning: Is it enough to roll everything into one big cake? If it's not enough, put the pig in it. Programming tasks. Boss Ba's partner Gao Gui said in an English accent: "I think we need a plan first, and then set the steps, one by one to finish." Looking back, Ji Ning's seedlings had been planted in several rows. Ji Ning looked at him as if he was mentally retarded: "You must be crazy. What are the steps for transplanting rice seedlings? You can just stick them in the mud!" "Go away, don't stop me from getting the first place!" Half a month later, the variety show was halfway through recording. The Cp pair failed, and the elites fell out one after another, falsified their academic qualifications, bankrupted their companies, plagiarized their works, and fell from the altar. From beginning to end, the character in the show remains consistent... It is Ji Ning, a migrant worker. Ji Ning: Mr. Clear Soup, let me tell you! We cattle and horse beaters are the simplest creatures in the world! How could I possibly go on a rampage when I didn't even get enough sleep? # Care for social animals is everyone's responsibility# * small theater The show breaks the ice with quick questions and answers. ——[Where do you live permanently? "Europe." "North America." "South Africa." Ji Ning: "Iceland." Ji Ning: "What's wrong with the cold Huludao!" ——[What do you like to do on weekends? "Sea fishing." "Travel around the world." "Go to Antarctica to see penguins." Ji Ning: "Go to Wa Dagua Tsa, buy a lucky ticket worth 9.9 Yuan, and then have a meal of rotating hotpot made of technology and craftsmanship." No natural additives, x included, dear ^_^ During the romantic night chat, the young man from the consortium talked about his poor native family. His parents divorced, leaving him with only a cold nine-figure deposit, five buildings, two villas and a shopping mall. He was so pitiful that he only had money left. Poor Ji Ning looked at his bank balance and smiled. The father-in-law sat next to her and tried to hold her hand, "It's cold at night, so remember to wear more clothes." Ji Ning: "Thank you too. It's been cold recently. Remember to close the doors and windows and turn on the gas when you sleep." Boss Ba:? Netizen: [Hiss...] What an abstract woman Mission: A better life must be achieved through hard work