Shocking! My Fortune-Teller Husband Is an Immortal Venerable

Luo An has spent ten years in the entertainment industry, and he's still a nobody. He's gotten so far that he can only make ends meet by pursuing gaming as a side gig. One day, he runs into a charlatan who charges just twenty yuan for a fortune reading. Luo An rushes over with two hundred yuan in hand. "Tell my fortune. I'll pay cash." Charlatan: "Twenty if you scan the code, one hundred if you pay cash." Luo An: "Are you robbing me?" Luo An takes out his phone. Everyone has a duty to report feudal superstition. Lu Nanke is about to ascend when the Heavenly Dao kicks him into the twenty-first century. This clueless old relic predictably gets hooked on online games. But games require internet fees, and tipping his gaming partner's livestream costs money too. The second-generation cultivator, born with a silver spoon in his mouth, tries fortune-telling to make some cash. Instead, a cultivator with a Heavenly Spirit Root reports him to the police. Lu Nanke, the legendary cultivation bigshot: Have you no manners? On the way home, Lu Nanke generously saves Luo An from an evil spirit. "How about this? Become my disciple. I'll provide food and lodging, and we'll call it even." A Heavenly Spirit Root like that doesn't come along every day. Who caught feelings? I'm not saying. Luo An: ??? His disciple's cultivation shoots up like a rocket. Their gaming-partner livestreaming career is thriving. And their online romance is going from strength to strength. Lu Nanke even finds himself feeling unusually content. But... Lu Nanke hears his girlfriend mention Luo An every other sentence. "Are you a fan of Luo An?" "Yeah! I like him best~" His girlfriend keeps dancing on his last nerve without realizing it, and Lu Nanke is green with jealousy! With an ulterior motive, he tells Luo An's fortune, and the result makes him overjoyed! Lu Nanke excitedly tells his girlfriend, "Your idol is glowing with good fortune lately. Love is in the air, and his career and romance are both flourishing! Especially romance. He's got a great match coming~" But his girlfriend says, "Yeah, he's dating you." Lu Nanke: ... Lu Nanke: ??? Lu Nanke: !!! Where's my wife?! Where's my adorable, sweet, cute, female wife?! #The secrets of fate must not be revealed, and somehow I never saw my own destiny coming# #I didn't want to take the 'being a master is a high-risk occupation' trope seriously at first, but it turns out I couldn't escape it either# Recommending another novel by the author: The Burly Bottom Transmigrates into an Old-School Romance Novel's Heroine Blurb: Ye Chun, a self-proclaimed 100% straight guy, is a thug by trade. After finally landing a job as a game tester, he gets hit by an old man pulling a scam on his first day at work and ends up in a vegetative state. Long Zizhen (System): Hello! Congratulations on being selected to serve as a stand-in for the heroine of an old-school romance novel. This is the protagonist's storyline for each novel. If you can complete each storyline perfectly and earn a 70% approval rating from your fellow stand-in employees, you'll be able to return to the real world. Ye Chun: "...I'm supposed to transmigrate as a woman?" Long Zizhen: "No. You'll enter their worlds in your own body and play their roles. You won't transmigrate into their souls." Ye Chun: "Just so you know, I'm six feet tall and have a six-pack." Long Zizhen tries to disconnect at once, only to find it can't: ...To hell with this bug! Ye Chun has no choice but to charge into battle. Protagonist's storyline 1: The pitiful, pure-hearted third concubine-born daughter, whose legitimate elder sister steals her identity as the Crown Prince's lifesaver. Ye Chun gets slapped by the Crown Prince as soon as he arrives: ...Thanks, but no thanks. Protagonist's storyline 2: The CEO's sweet young wife, who runs away while three months pregnant. After taking over, Ye Chun is handed a baby by a nurse and told to breastfeed: ...Goodbye. Protagonist's storyline 3: The pure substitute at the master's side, who runs into him just as his white moonlight returns. Ye Chun is forced to have his immortal bones extracted to save the white moonlight: ...Damn it. Protagonist's storyline 4: The poor female student whose rich second-generation boyfriend's mother gives her five million to leave her son. Ye Chun gets handed a check: ...I don't take checks. Cash, please. A self-proclaimed straight, six-foot-one guy playing old-school heroines as the bottom x a six-foot-two System top who has no interest in love but is intensely curious Collect the author's danmei novel, Old Folks' Club [Esports], a cultivation-style Esports story. Theme: Even when life is difficult, as long as you don't give up, you'll eventually find someone who recognizes your talent, and then soar to success.