A naturally irresistible, flirtatious bottom × an emotionless System top
Ye Chun, a former hoodlum and a naturally flirtatious charmer, gets no fewer than ten confessions a day. After finally landing a job, he gets hit by an old man who stages an accident on his very first day and dies, triggering the quick transmigration System.
Long Zizhen (System): Hello, and congratulations on being selected as the female lead's substitute in an old-school romance novel. This is the protagonist's storyline for each novel. If you can complete the protagonist's storyline perfectly, make the protagonist happy, and earn a satisfaction rating of at least seventy percent from the person who issued the task, you can return to the real world.
Ye Chun reminds him, “I'm 181 centimeters tall, and I have a six-pack.”
Long Zizhen immediately tries to disconnect, but discovers he can't: ...Want me to give you a golden finger?
Ye Chun has no choice but to dive in,
Protagonist Storyline 1: A timid, delicate flower. Help the male lead and the female supporting character pursue their careers, and achieve the single-and-thriving ending.
Protagonist Storyline 2: The pampered wife who ran away while pregnant. Explain everything instead of keeping quiet, reconcile, and enjoy a loving everyday life.
Protagonist Storyline 3: The substitute who suffers physically and emotionally. After repaying the debt, fall into demonic cultivation right there, then spend the days roaming the northern sea and resting beneath the parasol tree, free and at ease.
The original heroines: Ye Chun! You're my god!
Check out the author's upcoming novel, "The First Immortal Venerable Becomes an Esports God"
Luo Chen, the country's greatest esports prodigy and champion, has to retire because of tenosynovitis.
During his final livestream before retiring, Luo Chen bids his fans farewell. “Don't worry. I've accepted an offer to appear on a variety show. I won't be able to play games, but we'll still see each other.”
At that moment, a level-zero alt account floods the chat: [Can't even cure a little tenosynovitis? Call me big brother and I'll fix it for you.]
The account's repeated messages draw the attention of many fans, who assume it's just mocking Luo Chen.
[Haters, get out of here!]
[Tenosynovitis isn't that easy to treat! This alt is just being disgusting.]
[Where are the mods? Are you waiting until New Year's to ban it?!]
Luo Chen thanks the fans for standing up for him.
But after ending the stream, the more he thinks about it, the more unwilling he feels. He sneaks back online and adds the alt account,
then swallows his pride and sends a voice message: “Big brother.”
The other person coolly sends him an address: “Six thirty tonight. Be late and I won't treat you.”
Luo Chen acts on impulse and immediately buys a ticket!
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Qin Feiye, the reclusive grand ancestor of the Heavenly Sword Sect in the cultivation world, is struck by a heavenly lightning bolt and sent to the modern era. He knows nothing about modern technology or life, so he has no choice but to join the esports club run by his many-times-great-granddisciple and begin a professional esports career.
Everything is going beautifully, except the esports champion he lured in by spamming the chat is always making a fuss.
“Why does my tenosynovitis get better when you rub it with your hand?”
“Why does the boss seem afraid of you even though you're not the boss?”
“Your ID says you're twenty-eight, so why do you look like you just turned eighteen?”
Qin Feiye finally loses patience and covers his mouth with a hand. “Quiet!”
Luo Chen nods vigorously: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Later, Luo Chen becomes a sensation on a variety show and goes viral across the internet. Netizens vote him the most handsome man around.
When they call him that in his livestream, Luo Chen sneaks a glance at Qin Feiye in the distance. His ears turn bright red. “N-no, I don't deserve it.”
Netizens: ??? What are you hiding from us?
Just then, a pair of long-fingered hands appears in the livestream, grabs Luo Chen's wrist without hesitation, and gently rubs it.
Netizens: !!!
#TheGodOfLuoRetiredToKeepAMan?!#
Luo Chen denies it live: I didn't! I haven't! Don't make things up!
Later still, the members of LN Club make their debut on a major stage. With their naturally handsome looks and outstanding skills, they take the championship.
After the competition, Qin Feiye, the man from LN who is so handsome he could make anyone forget to breathe, takes their God of Luo by the hand in front of everyone and boasts, “He keeps me.”
Netizens: My eldest son got together with my new husband?!
You can also check out the author's ongoing novel: "Becoming a Tycoon in the 90s by Eating My Own Gossip"
Theme: The world is diverse. Through a twist of fate, a young man gets a new chance at life and works hard, behaves honestly, and turns over a new leaf.
Seeing this, I suddenly felt that the protagonist was no longer good. If Tang was not a clone of the system, wouldn't this be a lie? The person I loved suddenly ran away and was replaced by an unknown woman. The same was true for the person who made the wish. They never met. When they came back, they were assigned a husband, and the husband still liked someone else.
So cute, Gong plays games with Shou
... Are you serious about ticking time bombs?
The author's wife expresses her feelings (?°з°)-?
One inch man hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Madam, it's not that your data is bad, it's that Jinjiang's swallowing of data is disgusting≡ ̄ ̄≡
This little junior sister's name is still the ancient Mary Sue
Update ah ah ah ah ah
Although, why did the chapter in January (the last chapter) have only one click? Isn't it just me? (Maybe I misunderstood) And it has not been updated for a long time. Can you continue to update?
Then what? What's next?
Seeing this, I suddenly felt that the protagonist was no longer good. If Tang was not a clone of the system, wouldn't this be a lie? The person I loved suddenly ran away and was replaced by an unknown woman. The same was true for the person who made the wish. They never met. When they came back, they were assigned a husband, and the husband still liked someone else.
So cute, Gong plays games with Shou
... Are you serious about ticking time bombs?
The author's wife expresses her feelings (?°з°)-?
One inch man hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Madam, it's not that your data is bad, it's that Jinjiang's swallowing of data is disgusting≡ ̄ ̄≡
This little junior sister's name is still the ancient Mary Sue
Update ah ah ah ah ah
Although, why did the chapter in January (the last chapter) have only one click? Isn't it just me? (Maybe I misunderstood) And it has not been updated for a long time. Can you continue to update?