Lin Luo transmigrated into the body of the second son of the Vice Minister of the Secretariat, a boy considered an ill omen.
This second son had been confined to the house and hadn't stepped outside in over a decade.
Not long after Lin Luo transmigrated, his idiot father dressed him in women's clothes and sent him to marry the sickly third prince in place of his elder half-sister, who had eloped with her lover!
Lin Luo: This whole family has to be seriously sick! They'd rather drag me down with them than die alone!
But Lin Luo didn't die after being dragged onto this sinking ship. His husband even became emperor.
The moment he stepped into the palace, however, a mechanical voice sounded in his mind.
"Host detected with basic learning ability. Please complete high school studies and take the college entrance examination within the next three years!"
"A score above 700 will pass the test and allow you to return to modern society."
Lin Luo: !!! This is actually possible?!
Wait! What was high school material again? He was a rich second-generation layabout who had never studied seriously. What was he supposed to do?!
The System was great, the System was wonderful. It could even help cover up his identity based on his learning progress.
Lin Luo used 100 points from his basic score in advance so the emperor couldn't pick his name for the night.
Then he threw himself into his studies.
Today's lesson: Biology.
Topics to master: 1. The essential difference between genes A and a is that A controls a dominant trait, while a controls a recessive trait. (The genetic information differs, or the sequence of deoxyribonucleotides differs.)
2. Male chromosomes are XY, and female chromosomes are XX.
Exercise: The gene responsible for color blindness, as in the eldest princess, is attached to the X chromosome. In a certain imperial palace, the emperor is not color-blind, and neither are his consorts. What is the probability that their daughter will be color-blind?
Lin Luo: Zero.
...Oh, wow. Emperor, you've been cheated on!
#I learned way too many palace secrets I was never supposed to know by studying!#
It's kind of exciting, actually. Hehe.
Later: Emperor, are you perhaps a professional at getting cheated on? Looking at all the children in this harem, it seems like not a single one is yours.
#The Most Miserable Emperor in History# achievement unlocked. No one deserves it more than you!
Synopsis posted on August 18, 2021, at 13:15. Screenshot saved.
Author's upcoming novel: Breaking News! My Fortune-Teller Husband Is an Immortal Venerable
Synopsis: Luo An is an orphan. For a while, he suspected his parents had abandoned him because he was exceptionally ugly. But he grew up to be devastatingly handsome, only to enter show business and fade into obscurity as a three-hundred-and-eightieth-tier celebrity.
His career went nowhere, so he turned to gaming as a side hustle, scraping together just enough to make ends meet.
Then one day, while playing a female character, he met a gaming expert!
The expert took on five opponents at once and scored a pentakill with ease! He invaded the enemy jungle and stole their buffs like it was his own!
Luo An felt a shameful flutter in his heart and rushed over. "Expert! Want to date online?"
Lu Nanke, a longtime cultivator who spent his days in seclusion, was one day kicked by the Heavenly Dao into the legendary twenty-first century.
There was little spiritual energy here, but the entertainment industry was thriving!
After learning about mobile games, Lu Nanke plunged headfirst into gaming and couldn't stop.
He dominated the game, playing nonstop day and night, until one day a girl sent him a private message.
Luo An Wants to Be Famous: "Expert! Want to date online?"
Lu Nanke, full of curiosity about the twenty-first century: "Dating? Sure."
Their online relationship blossomed, but...
Lu Nanke looked at his girlfriend's messages, which mentioned Luo An every other sentence. "Are you a fan of Luo An?"
"Yeah, he's so cute! I like him so much~"
His girlfriend was blissfully unaware that she was stepping right on his land mine. Lu Nanke's heart seized up, and even his breathing turned sour!
Full of ulterior motives, Lu Nanke cast a fortune for Luo An. Delighted by the result, he couldn't contain his joy!
He hurried to tell his girlfriend, "Your idol's face is glowing, and spring is in the air. Looks like he's doing well in both his career and his love life! Especially his love life. He's found a wonderful match~"
Not single, so no threat!
Lu. Plan Successful. Nanke unlocked √
Unexpectedly, his girlfriend said, "That's right, he's dating you."
Lu Nanke: …
Lu Nanke: ???
Lu Nanke: !!! Where's my wife?! Where's my adorable, sweet, soft, cute, female wife?!
#Fate cannot be revealed. I still failed to divine my own destiny.#
#This expert isn't that kind of expert. He's a spirit medium!#
Bonus scene:
After they started dating, Lu Nanke decided to enter show business to support the family and investigate his love rival!
Using his job as an excuse, he joined the same film crew as Luo An.
Lu Nanke stopped Luo An. "You already have a partner, so you can't flirt with people outside the relationship. Don't hit on girls! And preferably, don't hit on my girlfriend."
Luo An looked at the handsome, suave, dashing expert in front of him and thought: Has he found out?
He tentatively called out, trembling, "Hubby?"
Lu Nanke frowned in disapproval. "Hitting on men is out of the question, too!"
Oh, he hadn't found out after all. Then everything was fine.
Luo An instantly put on a cold expression. "You're in my way."
Synopsis saved on July 2, 2021. Screenshot saved. Revised on July 20, 2021. Screenshot saved.
Theme: When faced with unexpected trouble, a young man stays calm, tackles each problem step by step, and finds his way to the light.
Is that okay? This plot is getting more and more disgusting as I write it. Both the main characters make me sick! Gong seems to have true love in Shou's eyes, and they both get the rain and dew, but in the end, Gong is still reluctant to let go? Can you go home yet? Gong doesn't feel good about showing off every day. No matter how much love he has, it will be wasted by these operations, right? How come you are so deeply in love with sadomasochism? I was so angry watching it.
Damn you, you're carrying some personal stuff. Well done.
I just walked around the palace alone with the maid twice, and each time I met Lin Biqing. The probability is 100%.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha It turns out to be Wen Li, why does the strength I said he needed to beat look so familiar (talk about Tu Bao Wen Zhou's extra?)
Damn you, you're carrying some personal stuff. Well done.
Liang Heng: What poison? When? Who did it?
I thought the prince learned modern knowledge and changed his name to Qin because he planned to conquer the six countries and unify the world after Qin Shihuang.
Damn, this is too fast!
The ending is really a bit expected and unexpected.
I feel like there's still a lot that could be written that hasn't been written yet.
Is that okay? This plot is getting more and more disgusting as I write it. Both the main characters make me sick! Gong seems to have true love in Shou's eyes, and they both get the rain and dew, but in the end, Gong is still reluctant to let go? Can you go home yet? Gong doesn't feel good about showing off every day. No matter how much love he has, it will be wasted by these operations, right? How come you are so deeply in love with sadomasochism? I was so angry watching it.
Damn you, you're carrying some personal stuff. Well done.
I just walked around the palace alone with the maid twice, and each time I met Lin Biqing. The probability is 100%.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha It turns out to be Wen Li, why does the strength I said he needed to beat look so familiar (talk about Tu Bao Wen Zhou's extra?)
Damn you, you're carrying some personal stuff. Well done.
Liang Heng: What poison? When? Who did it?
I thought the prince learned modern knowledge and changed his name to Qin because he planned to conquer the six countries and unify the world after Qin Shihuang.
Damn, this is too fast!
The ending is really a bit expected and unexpected.
I feel like there's still a lot that could be written that hasn't been written yet.