After a Phoenix Set Its Sights on Me

I tested positive on December 16. I'm writing and will keep updating.

Original title: I Courted the Aloof General of the Human Race

The phoenix clan's Shi Yunyi had been single for ten thousand years. Recently, people throughout the world had been gossiping about him, debating which unlucky member of the immortal clans he had set his sights on.

Everyone knew of Shi Yunyi's reputation for bringing bad luck to his partners. His name had even become an oath among the demons, who usually had poor relations with the immortals. When they became partners, they swore that if they ever betrayed each other, they would be together with Shi Yunyi forever.

The Qingqiu fox clan had refused to believe the rumors and tried to arrange a marriage. The moment they presented their gift, a bolt of divine lightning struck, turning the South Sea's luminous pearl to dust. The East Sea dragons and South Sea merfolk had barely set off to arrange a match when fire broke out in the sea. The same thing happened to the Flower Realm: for no reason at all, every flower withered on the way to the marriage meeting, and even the Flower God could do nothing to make them bloom again.

Everyone couldn't help sighing. Shi Yunyi was wonderful, handsome beyond compare, and born a High God, but what a waste: he couldn't have children!

But no one expected that the person Shi Yunyi had set his sights on would be a human named Shen Qinghe.

By chance, Shen Qinghe once again found a "goose" that could understand human speech. The goose was not only arrogant and disdainful of people, but also refused to eat. Shen Qinghe was getting annoyed. If it was this hard to feed, he might as well stew it in an iron pot and give his soldiers something good to eat.

Just as Shen Qinghe was debating whether to steam or braise it, the enemy launched a surprise attack. The dancing white goose actually twirled gracefully in the midst of the battle and drove the enemy away. Seeing this, Shen Qinghe reluctantly gave up on stewing it.

Later, Shen Qinghe discovered that the white goose was no ordinary goose. It might be a monster. Just as he was about to do away with it, the goose turned into a phoenix.

The phoenix had the exact same personality as the goose, and was especially petty. Most importantly, why did this phoenix also have a thing for men?

1. This story is mostly based on my own headcanon. No nitpicking about historical accuracy, please.

2. The characters' values don't represent the author's. Please don't attack me over them.

3. This is not a story where everyone is gay. If that bothers you, don't read.

4. The two leads start out disliking each other, and only later fall in love. If that bothers you, don't read.

My completed story Scum Attack is in my author profile.

My current serial, Picked Up, is in my author profile.

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