Wayne's Dream Bat [Western Crossover]

Bruce opened his eyes and saw Brucey, who looked exactly like him, sitting across from him. "Who are you?" x2 Two pairs of identical blue eyes stared at each other. "Why are you here?" x2 They froze. Both looked up at the same time and saw the dark, shadowy ceiling of the Batcave. "..." They both put on a false look of confusion. "Where are we?" After going through the whole process of thinking, I know you're putting on an act, and I know you know that I know you're putting on an act, but I'm still going to pretend I don't know that you know I'm putting on an act, while you're putting on an act too... Bruce brushed off his suit. Bruce lifted his chin. In unison, they said, "So, how much ransom do you want?" Their eyes met, and they both saw the same expression on the other's face. Proud, smug, and utterly full of themselves. Unless it's tens of millions, don't say it and embarrass yourself. Notes: 1. Pairing: Bruce x Brucey. Yes, I still want to write selfcest XD 2. Lots of personal headcanons. Their personalities may be off early on, mostly due to foreshadowing, though it could also just be OOC. 3. If you don't like it, click the X in the upper right. Thanks. 4. No plagiarism accusations without evidence or trying to dig up comparisons. Let's keep the comments friendly. Kisses~ Theme: Trust your choices. The heart's guidance will never lead you astray.