[Western Crossover] Batman and Iron Man Are Arguing

[The bonus chapters will be released for free as a gift. I've had a lot going on lately, so the bonus chapter updates will be irregular. Thank you to all my sweet readers for your support and for sticking with me.] Did you know? Death isn't the end for a hero. As long as you help the body's owner live their life well, you can get a new body and keep on living. Tony opened his eyes and found himself as Brucey, the little sweetheart? A playboy persona? He skillfully flirted with a whole circle of people, then prepared to ask one of the beauties to dinner. As New York's richest man, a playboy, and a philanthropist, how hard could it be to play a useless rich kid... Please put on the Batsuit and fight crime in the city's dark nights. Nini: ??? Wasn't I supposed to be playing a simple, useless playboy? Nini: Um, I don't know if you've heard of... Iron Man's armor? Batman: Get out of my body!!! [Angry] Please note: # BatIron pairing # # As usual, beware of out-of-character portrayals # # Some original additions, and the timeline may be a complete mess... maybe # # No ranking or baseless plagiarism accusations, please. Keep discussion friendly in the comments. Mwah~ # Preview of the next novel. Please add it to your collection if you like it~ The Gotham Batman Observation Game, BatIron pairing He was New York's richest man, a genius, playboy, inventor, and a narcissistic bastard so self-centered it was almost beyond belief. Why should I care what those idiots think? Tony proudly raised his chin. "I do everything just to make myself happy!" One day, after a night of drunken revelry, a strange game appeared on his phone. Gotham In it, the black-haired, blue-eyed young Master Wayne returned to Gotham after years on the streets. He was determined to become the city's guardian in the darkness. At the same time, Bruce needed an identity by day to conceal his nighttime activities. [Playboy, business genius, shut-in with social anxiety. Choose one.] Without hesitation, Tony pressed his finger on "Playboy." Drawing on his wealth of experience, Tony taught the tiny two-headed figure how to thrive among women and disguise himself as a real spoiled rich kid. At night, the tiny figure put on cute little pointy cat ears and flapped his little cape wings as he patrolled the city sky. Kind of cute. Tony poked the other's little leg. [Batman sends an unhappy Bat-glare.] [Batman decides to record tonight's mysterious incident on his Batcomputer and investigate it.] At the time, New York's richest man had never imagined that when he found himself in trouble, the game's System would suddenly speak inside his head. [Host is in danger. Requesting help from Batman.] [Batman agrees to provide assistance.] [Batman is logging in... Batman is logging in...] Huh???? Tony, crouched in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan, suddenly stood up. "Wait, I don't need help from a tiny two-headed figure right now!" Theme: An optimistic outlook on life means welcoming each day full of energy and never letting nightmares crush you