I Warn You, Don't Mess with the Goldfish Brain [Quick Transmigration]

Everyone in the Immortal Realm knew that Fairy Li Ruo was not the sharpest tool in the shed. She was face-blind and forgetful, and mistaking a deer for a horse was an everyday occurrence. So Li Ruo raised her sword and struck the Heaven-Piercing Stone. "Why is my brain so useless?" After hearing Li Ruo's devout prayer, the Heavenly Dao manifested. "Your mind is so dull in this life because, in your previous lives, you died horribly and harbored deep resentment." Li Ruo asked, "How did I die?" The Heavenly Dao: ... In a matriarchal dynasty, she was out on an excursion with a pampered young gentleman when his love rival sent assassins after them. The gentleman was unharmed, but Li Ruo, his guard, was left half-dead... In a luxury van, bandits hired by a fake heiress arrived and abducted a top-tier star who was the real heiress, along with screenwriter Li Ruo, who was discussing the script with her. The star was unharmed, but Li Ruo was stabbed three times... At a martial-world inn, demonic cultivators and righteous young masters fought fiercely. The righteous young master was poisoned and went mad, slaughtering everyone in the inn. Li Ruo was the seventh to die. Li Ruo: "..." The Heavenly Dao: "Now go back and dispel your resentment. And while you're at it, do me a little favor." Li Ruo: "Oh. Will you reimburse my travel expenses?" The Heavenly Dao: "..." The Heavenly Dao: Never before have I met someone so ****! [A silly, brainless comedy for a few laughs. Don't overthink it.] Theme: Quick reactions are important