[Complete]
Next up: I Failed to Save the Villain and On the Verge of Collapse
Story blurb
[The all-purpose powerhouse vs. the mischievous little actress with a ton of scripts]
On a stormy night, Lu Fuchuan brings a young woman home.
When she wakes up, he discovers that she has schizophrenia. She claims she's come out of a book and that Lu Fuchuan is a heartless man who abandoned her.
Then she takes out a rope and throws it up toward the ceiling.
Her eyes are red from crying, and the tip of her nose and cheeks are flushed. She looks utterly pitiful.
For the first time in his life, he feels compassion and takes her in.
Every day, he's forced to adapt to her temperament and deal with her personality switches every few days.
But the truth is...
Yi Ling was cheated on by her scumbag boyfriend. After downing a dozen beers, she turned around and fell into the arms of his uncle.
Life in the Lu family is tough, and Uncle Lu is refined and not to be trifled with.
Yi Ling can only pretend to have multiple personalities and put on a dramatic performance every few days.
"I'm the last fox on Pingyi Mountain."
"I'm a descendant of Nuwa. Just wait, I'll mold you a partner!"
"I gave up a trillion-dollar fortune to lower myself to live in your shabby three-story villa. What else could it be but love?"
And so Yi Ling takes the opposite approach and successfully wins Lu Fuchuan's heart.
One day, the little lunatic from his home suddenly appears at his family banquet.
Yi Ling waggles the diamond ring on her ring finger. "You should be grateful. It's a good thing I didn't become your stepmother."
The scumbag roars helplessly, "Lingling, what do I have to do for you to forgive me?"
Before Yi Ling can speak, Lu Fuchuan answers for her. "You should call her Auntie."
The banquet ends on a sour note. Lu Fuchuan scowls as he tosses Yi Ling into the car.
"Nice acting. You've got a death wish, deceiving me like that."
Yi Ling hunches her shoulders and trembles as she apologizes...
[The scumbag is reduced to ashes, and his attempts to win her back are doomed]
P.S. Also known as The Mischievous Little Actress. The heroine is a spoiled, self-centered little darling, doted on and coddled by the hero.
The scumbag has very little screen time, but that won't stop us from scattering his ashes.
A brainless, nonsensical comedy. Everything serves the romance!
[If any of this is a dealbreaker for you, don't read]
Thanks to bs for the lovely cover background!
Coming soon
I Failed to Save the Villain
As the weakest little phoenix in terms of spiritual sense, Zhan Mei faces the easiest tribulation to ascend:
Kill the future world-shaking demon while he's still a child.
Just as the beam of light is about to pierce his throat, the youth lifts his clear, defiant eyes.
Zhan Mei suddenly can't bring herself to do it. The old phoenix at home never looked down on her for having a weak spiritual sense.
So she'll teach him to be kind and righteous, and to help the weak.
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After turning the once-scheming demon into a good person, Zhan Mei completes her tribulation to become a god. But the spirit stone that will help her ascend suddenly malfunctions and somehow sends her ten years into the future.
Zhan Mei: As expected, my spirit stone is useless too _(:3"∠)_
Because she disappeared without a word ten years ago, Fu Yucheng fell to the dark side early, and has become even more terrifyingly deranged.
He slaughters officials, fears neither gods nor Buddhas, and has reduced the emperor to a puppet beneath his feet.
With the useless spirit stone gone, Zhan Mei is now just an ordinary mortal. She pretends to have lost her memory and grips the long sword pressed against her throat, looking at him timidly. "Spare me, my lord... I am Zhan Mei."
After saving her own life, Zhan Mei plans to reform him all over again. She hides the sword that can cut through iron like mud and follows him around every day, patiently repeating: "Be kind to others. Be good. Stop glaring all the time..."
Fu Yucheng holds her hand. "Meimei, I'll do whatever you say."
What? Help! What did you just call me?
At some point, the way the once bright-eyed young man looked at her changed into the look of a man in love.
He tells everyone, "I live only for Zhan Mei."
After that, Zhan Mei lives in constant fear and trepidation. But her lie is exposed on their wedding day.
Red silk hangs outside, and guests fill the courtyard.
Inside, he slices her wedding dress in two. Fu Yucheng grips her ankle, his eyes dark. "So it was all a lie? Good. I'm tired of pretending too."
#I Failed to Save the Villain, But I Haven't Given Up#
Coming soon
On the Verge of Collapse
Shang Chuyin has long known that she looks a little like Jiang Ye's first love, but his first love is already married. The two of them have no future together.
After being with Jiang Ye for two years, he dotes on her and gives her everything she wants.
She likes a fairy dress, so he spends seven figures on it. She takes a famous painting that one of Jiang Ye's business partners had his eye on, and Jiang has it flown to her overnight.
When she brings it up to Jiang Ye, he doesn't even look up. He just waves a hand and lets her do as she pleases.
She thought Jiang Ye's affection would last forever, until one day his first love returns after getting divorced, crying as she comes to his door.
Shang Chuyin: Well, damn. I guess I'm the extra one here?
Fine, if the love is gone, then let's...
Make money!
I'm taking a chunk of yours before I leave!
She buys two diamond-encrusted lions to guard the bedroom, gives the trash can gold trim, and sticks crystals on her slippers.
She opens a cat cafe that doesn't accept customers, then sits inside petting cats.
Jiang Ye decides it's time to deal with the woman who's maxed out all four of his credit cards in a month.
He gives her a fifth card and tells her he won't transfer her any more money for three months.
Shang Chuyin smiles and slips the card into her pocket. Less than five minutes after she leaves the house, Jiang Ye gets a notification that his balance is zero. Shang Chuyin herself has disappeared too.
What a joke. Who's waiting for your next payment?
The day after she stops being a substitute, she finds a new love: a sweet younger man who calls her big sister.
When Jiang Ye bombards her with calls, Shang Chuyin doesn't even glance at her phone. Curled up in her new boyfriend's arms, she tosses it out of a second-story window.
Later, everyone knows Jiang Ye is searching the whole world for the girlfriend he once disdained. When he finds her, he clings to her and refuses to let go. Even after she slaps him, he leans in for more. "Come home. From now on, whatever Yin wants, Yin gets. I'll give you anything, all right?"
When his friends ask about it, he says, "My wife is gone. What use is my pride?"
[Happy ending]
Theme: Stay focused and work hard to become a better version of yourself
Deserve it! It pisses me off, this heroine seems like the whole world revolves around her. Why did she think he would tolerate her? Really convinced.
Indeed, when I saw this, I felt that the male protagonist was really cold on the outside, but really warm and kind on the inside. This is indeed the world of novels. If in reality I met such a person who pretends to be crazy and acts stupid, I would definitely call the police without saying a word. After all, I don't know her. The best solution is to send her to the police and the hospital. In fact, the heroine's behavior is that she was hurt by a scumbag, but she also used deception to hurt another innocent person. In fact, compared with the scumbag, her behavior is not worthy of respect, but it is true that the heroine has difficulties. I feel that the hero is very good, but the heroine owes him a lot. I hope my wife can come back!!!
Frankly speaking, I think it's understandable that he's angry. I hope the author can make a comeback. Otherwise, I would think the heroine is a bit too much.
No, even if you are the male protagonist or the handsome CEO, you cannot smoke in bed <(`^?)>
Happy birthday!!! Big!!! Nice
Pass it on, Mr. Lu is old and can't do it
On a blind date!!! Going after my wife!!!
Mo, hurry up and chase your wife to the crematorium!
Some of the reluctance is gone
When will I write Doting? The author is great. The writing is so touching.