[Silly, sweet comedy. Don't read pirated copies!]
[Coming soon: I Thought I Was the Villain] [The Main Gong and Shou Both Think I'm Secretly in Love with Them]
"Any CP fanfic that doesn't aim for a kiss is just teasing!"
In Gu Huai's fans' eyes, Zhang Nansheng is a pretty face with no brains.
In Zhang Nansheng's fans' eyes, Gu Huai is an arrogant jerk.
In CP fans' eyes, the two of them are so sweet! A perfect match!
What's worse than being dropped into a CP fanfic with your rival?
Gu Huai and Zhang Nansheng: "Thanks for asking. The fic is still updating."
If the story doesn't end, they'll have to spend another day as a lovey-dovey couple in its world.
The fanfic System, called "Writing for Love," has a plot that's melodramatic and utterly shameless.
To be specific:
The two of them are a domineering CEO who can't resist his feelings and a substitute lover who can't have the one he loves, so they start kissing.
The two of them are an Alpha imperial marshal and an Omega captive taken in a political marriage, so they start kissing.
The two of them...
Two straight men: "..."
Fortunately, each completed plot point earns them time back in the real world.
So they're forced to play the loving couple according to the script.
And once they're back in reality, their goal is to scare off their CP fans!
The two men publicly insult each other on Weibo.
CP fans: "Gu Huai actually posted just for Nansheng. They must be in love! Write ten more chapters!"
They fight over roles and resources, then brawl on set.
CP fans: "They even have the same taste in projects. I'm shipping them! Pick me up, I can write another hundred chapters!"
The two men: "...Let's just destroy everything."
-----Coming Soon 1-----
I Thought I Was the Villain [Book Transmigration]
"Jiang Shu, let's be partners in crime."
One day, Chi Nian wakes up inside a badly concluded novel he read a year ago.
It's been so long that all he remembers is a villain who embodied both beauty and tragedy, and whose popularity once eclipsed the protagonist's.
The first time he saw the character in the book, Chi Nian thought: Wow, he's so handsome. Why isn't he the protagonist?
Unfortunately, the original author was obsessed with the protagonist, pouring all their love into him. When they realized they couldn't handle this villain, they stopped updating the story.
A year later, still enduring a barrage of criticism, the author returns to fill in the blanks. They make the villain inexplicably stupid and abruptly write him out.
Then Chi Nian transmigrates into the book.
There are two things Chi Nian remembers clearly about it:
1. He likes the villain.
2. There's a character in it who shares his name.
He gets it now.
So he's the adorable, irresistible villain!
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In the original story, Chi Nian's older brother is an overprotective brother. But to Chi Nian, he's the fake young master who bullied the villain, the person he hates most.
His brother gives him gifts, dotes on him, and protects him.
Chi Nian: "Hah! He's just trying to let my guard down. There's definitely a scheme behind this."
His brother looks at Chi Nian, who is glaring fiercely with a baby-faced scowl. "Did that ball the other day hit him so hard it scrambled his brains? Oh well, he's my foolish little brother. If I don't dote on him, who will?"
At a banquet, the main couple's feelings reach a turning point in the original story.
Chi Nian: "It's time for the villain to make his grand entrance!"
He trips them up and wrecks everything. After a whole lot of scheming, he ends up looking like a complete idiot.
His brother tugs Chi Nian behind him by the sleeve. "My little brother's not quite right in the head. Please forgive him."
Chi Nian: "Hey! Show the villain some respect!"
Later, Chi Nian meets someone who claims he can help, whispers advice in his ear, and sets him up to succeed.
Chi Nian: "Wow, he's so handsome. Why isn't he the protagonist?"
Huh? Why does that sound familiar?
Never mind. He's so handsome, so he can't be a bad guy. I'll just listen to him.
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In his previous life, Jiang Shu struggled through the mud and never coveted what wasn't his.
Yet for no reason, everyone was always on guard against him and picked on him at every turn, until he lost everything.
Reborn, he decides to keep a low profile, reclaim what's his, and trample everyone who ever hurt him underfoot.
But then a seemingly unimportant character from his previous life appears, behaving in strange, inexplicable ways, as if... doing the very things Jiang Shu did in his past life.
At first, Jiang Shu thinks he's found someone like himself, and approaches and uses him.
Later, Jiang Shu realizes that this fool, hiding his fangs, is the only person in the world who understands him.
In the end, he can't help but pin the fool against a wall.
Chi Nian trembles. "D-don't come any closer. I'm a villain, you know!"
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With everyone else, Jiang Shu is refined and restrained, but never forgets a slight.
With Chi Nian, he's sharp-tongued, vicious, petty, and shameless.
Chi Nian is indignant. "Jiang Shu, why are you always kind to everyone else but so awful to me?"
Jiang Shu runs his fingers over the corner of Chi Nian's lip, which he bit until it bled, and smirks. "Because you're the only one who knows I'm the villain, aren't you?"
[A feisty shou x a real wolf of a gong]
-----Coming Soon 2-----
The Main Gong and Shou Both Think I'm Secretly in Love with Them
Hua Xia is a danmei manga artist who loves shipping the couples in his own comics.
Then he gets sucked into a "Creator System": a system that guides artists through their own works.
Its mission is to restore the OOC plotlines in his comic.
Hua Xia: "Waaah, I get to ship my babies' couple myself! I'm in! Babies, Daddy's here! I'll make sure you find happiness!"
The main couple fall out because of a misunderstanding.
Hua Xia: "XX (the shou), eat first, eat first! Don't go hungry, it breaks my heart! Once you're done, I'll go ask XXX (the gong) what the heck is going on!"
The main gong's career is sabotaged.
Hua Xia: "XXX, listen to me. That little Y who says he likes you is a villain. Trust me, stop hanging out with him!"
Later...
Main shou: "I think Hua Xia likes me."
Main gong: "I think so too..."
System: "The main characters' feelings have shifted. Plot restoration progress: -10%."
Hua Xia: "This is so hard!!!"
Theme: Aspire to what is good, create what is good, and become what is good.
I thought about it, the enemy is actually around me
Good guy, the cp fan is actually right next to me
Hahahaha, Xiao Gu feels aggrieved, obviously there is no ex in the whole network (hahahahaha, but isn't it wrong to say that)
I learned an idiom: seven in and seven out
I want to laugh at this operation but I don't understand it. It's suffocating from a cooking point of view, and it's also suffocating from a CP fan's point of view, hahahaha
So sweet!!!!!!!!
Woo woo woo, who is so sweet? I'm so sweet
Teacher Bao, what a miserable man
While I was reading, I would laugh sometimes and sometimes my aunt would laugh. I felt that I was going to go crazy before Nan Sheng suffered from schizophrenia.
So sweet!!! What kind of fairy tale is this?! Woohoo, thank fate for letting us meet