Yan Shaoqing accidentally knocks over an Evil God's altar and gets dragged into one terrifying game after another, becoming a cannon-fodder NPC who gets killed right at the start and never lasts more than five minutes.
The System tells him that he must die 100 times in the games to dispel the Evil God's resentment and return to the real world.
To get home sooner, he disguises himself as a pretty but useless idiot and keeps trying to get himself killed. Instead, everyone thinks he's throwing himself at them, attracting the attention of all kinds of ghosts and perverts.
The viewers who enter the cannon-fodder execution zone to enjoy watching him die soon become obsessed with him, frantically fawning over him on-screen. Their comments take a sudden turn, calling him their wife and worrying themselves sick over him every time.
The players are all crazy about him, treating him like a rare animal on the level of a giant panda. They keep saving him at crucial moments, making secret advances, and even fighting each other over him.
Even the ghosts who are utterly deranged around other players seem to suffer a split in their ghostly personalities when they face him. They repeatedly neglect their duties, spend all day exchanging tender glances, and think of nothing but how to eat him.
Eat him in another sense...
Unable to die even when he wants to, and now facing a threat to his chastity, Yan Shaoqing finally decides to seek out the game's most ruthless and cold-blooded villain: the Evil God himself.
You dragged me into this, so you're responsible for me!
Who could have guessed that the Evil God would suddenly reveal his infatuated side, pin him forcefully against the wall, his dark eyes blazing with passion as he seizes Yan Shaoqing's lips.
Evil God: I'll take responsibility, but I'm not accepting anyone coming here to die. I'll only accept you coming here to be my wife.
Yan Shaoqing: ...
Wait, all he wants is to get home sooner.
Yan Shaoqing: Stop kissing me!
P.S. A flirtatious, scheming charmer adored by countless people and ghosts. The protagonist is gorgeous, draws admirers wherever he goes, and is always at the center of a jealous love triangle. Updates daily at 6 p.m.
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Lin Zile is a novelist who transmigrates into one of his own danmei novels after an accident, becoming the minor villain who gets written off as cannon fodder shortly after his first appearance.
The original owner was madly in love with the male lead, but his feelings were unrequited. So he kidnapped the female lead, intending to take her innocence and make the male lead think of him every time he touched her.
The male lead arrives in time to save the day. Not only does the original owner become a stepping stone that brings the two leads closer, but the male lead and female lead's families join forces to ruin him. Abandoned by everyone, he becomes a homeless stray and eventually dies in an alley.
When Lin Zile arrives in the novel, the original owner has already taken the female lead to a secluded hideout. His next step is to force her to consummate their relationship.
Hoping to change his cannon-fodder fate, Lin Zile immediately lets the female lead go. But instead of running away, she throws herself at him and begs him to continue.
Just then, the male lead kicks open the door and strides into the room, his face dark as he stares at the two of them locked in an embrace.
Watching the male lead approach step by step, Lin Zile thinks he's done for.
Lin Zile: No, listen to me. It's not what it looks like.
Before he can finish, the male lead kicks the female lead away and sweeps Lin Zile into his arms, gazing at him with tender affection.
Male Lead: It's not your fault. I was just too slow to make my move. We can talk about everything once we're in bed.
Lin Zile: ?!
System: Dear, you didn't transmigrate into the novel you wrote. You transmigrated into a melodramatic Jinjiang fanfic. For the next 365 days, 108 characters from the book will pursue you relentlessly. If you lose your virginity, you'll die on the spot. Work hard to survive~
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A virus called Nightmare has swept across the globe.
Once infected people fall asleep, they are dragged into perilous nightmare games. They can only wake up by clearing the games.
Tang Jingle is terminally ill and bedridden all day. With little time left to live, he is unlucky enough to contract the Nightmare virus and enter a game in his frail condition.
All the players look at this delicate, sickly beauty with pity, certain he won't last two hours.
Who could have guessed that just five minutes into the game, he'd run into the dungeon's most vicious and terrifying monster boss?
The players flee in every direction, one after another getting eliminated.
Tang Jingle only manages two steps before collapsing weakly to the ground and coughing up blood.
As the monster approaches, Tang Jingle cowers in terror, tears streaming down his face as he trembles.
But the monster gently wipes away the tears at the corners of his eyes, tenderly gathers him into its arms, kisses his lips, and licks away the blood on them. Then it personally sends him out of the nightmare world.
As they part, it even holds his earlobe between its lips and whispers tenderly, "Baby, see you tomorrow night."
Tang Jingle has a secret: he entered the nightmare game with a System. As long as he activates the "pitiful and endearing" attribute buff, he can attract monster bosses.
[Physical contact with a monster boss: lifespan increased by 1 week.]
[Lip contact with a monster boss: lifespan increased by 1 month.]
[□□ exchange with a monster boss: lifespan increased by 1 year.]
Hearing the notifications that his lifespan keeps increasing, Tang Jingle clings to the monster in excitement, trembling all over and nearly laughing out loud.
[Lifespan has reached its maximum and cannot be increased further.]
At last, Tang Jingle has wrung the monster boss dry. Someone sends him out of the nightmare game, and he immediately has the System clear the Nightmare virus.
Global emergency notice: For unknown reasons, the Nightmare virus has rapidly worsened and mutated. It can now spread over long distances and drag anyone within a hundred-meter radius of an infected person directly into the nightmare world.
Tang Jingle has just recovered from his serious illness and thinks he can finally enjoy a peaceful night's sleep. But when he wakes with a start in the middle of the night, he finds a "person" beside his bed.
The other person's unfathomably deep eyes gaze quietly at him. "Baby, why didn't you come last night?"
Theme: No matter how perilous the situation, face it bravely with a positive attitude.
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