Yan Shaoqing was a game designer who specialized in modeling NPCs. But after offending his company's boss, he was demoted to being a beta tester in a virtual-reality escape game.
He thought it would be a simple job, but instead he got caught up in a deadly game.
Luckily, the NPCs in the game were friendly enough. One day, they'd hand him a love letter; the next, they'd make a heartfelt confession. Meanwhile, all the other players, struggling every day just to stay alive, were trapped in the depths of hell.
But Yan Shaoqing said he didn't want romance or a career. He just wanted to secretly stir up a little trouble.
Yan Shaoqing fought back all the way, having the time of his life. Just as he was about to beat the game, the escape game's BOSS sneered and reached for him, tightening a grip around his fate.
The villainous BOSS pinned him against the wall and pressed his lips to Yan Shaoqing's with a wicked smile. "You messed with me before. Now it's my turn to mess with you."
It's fun to mess with your wife, until you have to chase her afterward.
Yan Shaoqing squeezed out a little breath and frantically signaled with his eyes: I can mess with you some more.
A scheming, hammy, irresistible troublemaker uke x a villainous BOSS seme who's cool on the outside and secretly loves teasing people
P.S. The uke is sweet on the outside, dark on the inside, and has two secret identities. In the game, he turns the world upside down by stirring up trouble; outside the game, his beauty dazzles the world.
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My ongoing story, The Cannon Fodder Beauty Keeps Courting Death [Infinite], is now being serialized. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~
By a twist of fate, Yan Shaoqing knocked over an Evil God's altar and was dragged into a series of terrifying games, where he became a cannon-fodder NPC who gets killed from the start and can't survive for more than five minutes.
The System informs him that he must die 100 times in the games to dispel the Evil God's resentment and return to the real world.
To get home sooner, he disguises himself as a stupid, pretty face and keeps trying to get himself killed. But instead, everyone thinks he's throwing himself at them, and he attracts the attention of all kinds of ghosts and perverts.
The viewers who entered the cannon-fodder execution zone to enjoy watching him die all fall for him one after another, obsessively staring at the screen. The comments undergo a dramatic change in tone, calling him "wife" and worrying about him every time he puts himself in danger.
The players are all captivated by him. They regard him as a rare creature like a giant panda, and always rush to save him at critical moments, exchange flirtatious glances, or even fight and kill each other over him.
Even the ghosts, who are deranged in front of other players, seem to suffer from a split ghostly personality around him. They neglect their duties, spend all day exchanging meaningful looks, and focus on figuring out how to eat him.
In another sense of the word, eat him...
Yan Shaoqing, unable to die even when he tries and facing a crisis to his chastity, finally decides to seek out the game's cruelest, coldest villain: the Evil God himself.
If you brought him into this game, you have to take responsibility for him!
Unexpectedly, the Evil God suddenly reveals his infatuation, roughly pins Yan Shaoqing beneath him, and presses his lips against Yan Shaoqing's as scorching flames surge through his dark eyes.
Evil God: I have to take responsibility, but I won't accept you trying to die. I'll only accept you offering yourself as my wife.
Yan Shaoqing: ...
Wait, he just wants to go home sooner.
Yan Shaoqing: Stop kissing me!
P.S. A troublemaking, hammy, irresistible heartthrob who charms everyone, human and ghost alike. The uke is a magnet for admirers, beautiful as a flower, and there's a daily battlefield of jealousy.
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Lin Zile is a novelist who, after an accident, transmigrates into a danmei novel he wrote and becomes a minor villain who's killed off not long after his introduction.
The original character was obsessively in love with the protagonist uke, but when his feelings went unrequited, he kidnapped the uke and forced him to be with him.
The protagonist seme shows up in time to save the beauty. The original character not only becomes a stepping stone for the couple's relationship, but is also targeted by a joint revenge campaign from both their families. He is abandoned by everyone, becomes a homeless stray, and eventually dies in an alley.
When Lin Zile transmigrates into the book, the original character has already taken the protagonist uke to a secret hideout. His next step is to force the uke to consummate their relationship.
To change his fate as cannon fodder, Lin Zile immediately lets the protagonist uke go. But instead of running, the uke throws himself at Lin Zile and begs him to continue.
Just then, the protagonist seme kicks open the door and storms into the room, staring darkly at the two of them in a close embrace.
Lin Zile thinks he's done for.
Lin Zile: No, it's not what you think. Let me explain.
Protagonist seme: You can explain once we're in bed.
Lin Zile: ?!
System: Dear, you didn't transmigrate into the novel you wrote. You transmigrated into a melodramatic Jinjiang fanfic. For the next 365 days, you'll be relentlessly pursued by 108 characters from the book. If you lose your virginity, you'll die on the spot. Work hard to survive~
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Lu Yunlan wakes up one morning to discover that he's become the cannon-fodder villain with the same name in a book.
The original character was a heartless playboy who seduced nearly half the cultivation world. Now the consequences are catching up with him, and he's on the verge of being exposed for cheating on Yin Wangchuan, the book's number-one villainous BOSS.
Even worse, when he transmigrated, he was already straddling the waist of Ye Shangli, the future Demon Lord, acting on his lust with reckless abandon. He was about to have his vital parts crushed, become crippled for life, and start down the miserable road of a cannon-fodder character.
To save himself, Lu Yunlan decides to use healing medicine on the fallen Ye Shangli to win some favor. But by mistake, he grabs an aphrodisiac, gets pinned down in one move, and nearly loses his virginity (or maybe he already has...).
After barely escaping death, Lu Yunlan decides to personally jump into the story and chop up the outline, matchmaking the protagonist seme and uke so they can get together and bring the story to an early close.
His secret plans work like a charm, so why are the protagonist seme and uke looking at him more and more strangely?
Even everyone he meets along the way seems to have had a fling with the original character.
Yin Wangchuan: I can put up with you flirting and leaving broken hearts everywhere, but can't you at least be discreet about cheating on me?
Ye Shangli: You drugged me, slept with me, and now you want to pretend it never happened?
System 800, red alert: The flowers the original character used and discarded are lining up to chop you to pieces.
Lu Yunlan, horrified: Help! I don't want to be castrated!!!
My completed story, The Cannon Fodder Keeps Becoming Everyone's Favorite in Escape Games [Quick Transmigration], is here. Interested readers, come check it out~
This is an infinite horror story, also known as The Daily Jealousy Battle in Horror Movies and The Big BOSS in the Horror Movie Keeps Trying to Date Me.
Yan Shaoqing is destined to die before he turns 23, but he refuses to leave this world without making a name for himself.
He vows to flirt with 100 men and have 100 passionate romances before he dies.
Every time he finishes flirting, he runs away by faking his death. But on his 99th try, things go wrong and he transmigrates into the world of a horror movie.
To break the curse and be reborn, he has to play a cannon-fodder NPC in one horror movie after another, and do a good job as a pretty face and useless teammate.
Bajiao: The BOSSes in horror movies are all completely deranged. You could get killed at any moment.
Yan Shaoqing: Got it~
BOSS: From the first moment I saw you, I knew you were the one fate had chosen for me. I won't let anyone hurt you.
Bajiao: ...
Bajiao: Stop flirting with that ghost! The reincarnators in horror movies are all cold and ruthless. You're always on the verge of being killed as cannon fodder.
Yan Shaoqing: Understood~
Reincarnator: Even though you're just an NPC, even though you only exist in this world, I'd be willing to die once more for you.
Bajiao: ...
Bajiao: Can we please wrap this up soon?
P.S. This isn't scary. It's a daily jealousy battle. A hammy, troublemaking heartthrob uke x a mysterious big-shot seme. The uke's only job is to attract admirers and look beautiful.
Theme: Having seen it all, never forget what you first believed in.
Looking forward to the third part hahaha
Hahaha what kind of fake ntr scene is this, Sparasi! Modo Modo
Going to fall off the horse!!!!!!
Many years later, a certain man exhaled a puff of smoke and lamented: My wife did not abuse me today. I am really not used to it.
Mu Chenlong, this pig teammate
This copy is really stinky and long. I don't even know it's about Shenlong?
Hoho Tai emphasized that the village chief
It seems that Yan Yan is a honey trap!
It's time for the village chief to appear, hahahaha
Not enough, I still want to see it