After losing a game of Truth or Dare, Lin Yunshu is forced to wear women's clothes and spend the night in a haunted house. But he steps into thin air and transmigrates to another world, descending from the sky like a goddess into a beauty pageant being livestreamed across the continent, where he wins the crown.
He angrily tears off the flower crown, takes off the women's clothes, points at his chest, and shouts, "I am a man!"
The people across the continent are stunned. Taking off your outer clothes and pointing at your chest means you're proposing.
The next day, Lin Yunshu receives tens of thousands of marriage proposals, piled up like a mountain. He angrily sets them all on fire, but beneath the ashes, a thick journal gleaming with golden light appears.
System: Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've met the conditions and successfully bound yourself to the Scumbag Woman Marriage Cancellation System. Cancel all your engagements and you can return to the real world. You still have 23,567 fiances, including nine Demon Venerables, seven Immortal Venerables, five emperors...
In this continent, the way to cancel an engagement is to slap the other person in the face.
When the first proposer walks through the door, Lin Yunshu immediately slaps him across the left cheek.
System: Invalid. This is a scumbag woman system. Please put on women's clothes and try again.
Lin Yunshu smiles apologetically: Sorry, just a moment.
He quickly changes into women's clothes, then slaps the proposer across the right cheek.
System: Do you know what slapping a proposer on both cheeks at once means?
Lin Yunshu: ?
System: I accept your proposal. I will love you for the rest of my life, forever.
Lin Yunshu: What kind of world is this?!
A straight male shou, beloved by everyone, focused on canceling engagements and divorcing, paired with a mysterious, possessive, doting gong.
P.S. Updates every night at 8:00. Kisses~
Here are my next ongoing story and a completed story. If you like them, please add them to your collection~
Ongoing story: Scum Villain Self-Saving Guide [Book Transmigration]
When Lu Yunlan wakes up, he discovers he has transmigrated into a book as the villainous cannon fodder who shares his name.
The original owner was fickle and promiscuous, and had seduced nearly half the cultivation world. He is about to reap the consequences, just as his affair with Yin Wangchuan, the book's top villainous boss, is about to be exposed.
Even worse, when Lu Yunlan transmigrated, he was already straddling the waist of Ye Shangli, the future Demon Venerable, boldly trying to take advantage of him. He is about to have the vital parts beneath him crushed and become an invalid, setting off on a miserable cannon-fodder's path.
To save himself, Lu Yunlan decides to heal the injured Ye Shangli with medicine and earn some goodwill, but accidentally grabs an aphrodisiac instead. He is pinned down in one move and nearly loses his virginity, or maybe already has...
Having barely escaped death, Lu Yunlan decides to take matters into his own hands and tear up the plot outline, bringing the main couple together so they can wrap things up and end the story early.
His behind-the-scenes maneuvering is going like gangbusters, so why are the main couple looking at him more and more strangely?
Even everyone he meets on the road seems to have had a thing with the original owner.
Yin Wangchuan: I can put up with you flirting around and leaving lovers everywhere. Just don't cuckold me so blatantly.
Ye Shangli: You drugged me and slept with me. Now you want to turn around and deny it?
System 800 red alert: The men the original owner used and discarded are lining up to chop you to pieces.
Lu Yunlan, looking horrified: Help! I don't want to be castrated!!!
Completed story: The Cannon Fodder Is Always the Fan Favorite in Escape Games [Quick Transmigration]
An infinite-horror story, also known as The Daily Battle Royale in Horror Movies and The Big Bosses in Horror Movies Always Want to Date Me.
Yan Shaoqing is destined to die before turning twenty-three, but he refuses to disappear from the world without leaving a mark.
He resolves to flirt with 100 men and have 100 passionate romances before he dies.
He always runs away after flirting, escaping by faking his death. But he goes too far in his ninety-ninth romance and transmigrates into the world of horror movies.
To break the curse and be reborn, he must play cannon-fodder NPCs in one horror movie after another, serving as a pretty but useless teammate.
Bajiao: The big bosses in horror movies are all completely insane. You're in danger of dying at any moment.
Yan Shaoqing: Got it~
Big Boss: From the first moment I saw you, I knew you were the one fate had destined for me. I won't let anyone hurt you.
Bajiao: ...
Bajiao: Please stop flirting with that ghost! The players in horror movies are all cold and ruthless. You're always on the brink of becoming cannon fodder.
Yan Shaoqing: Understood~
Player: You're only an NPC, and you only exist in this world, but for you, I'd gladly die one more time.
Bajiao: ...
Bajiao: Could we wrap things up early?
P.S. This story isn't scary. It's a daily battle royale, featuring a beloved, dramatic troublemaker shou and a mysterious big-shot gong.
Theme: Face temptation and stay true to yourself.
This is the end. I feel the ending is so abrupt and the middle is quite interesting.
I almost thought Yun Wuxin was in power
Kiss ^3^ Can't lock it?
So if he knew it all along but didn't express it, could it mean that he really didn't care and had another agenda?
Ever since Tianshuige was destroyed, I felt that things were not simple. Yun Wuxin was too prophetic.
Did Shou and Lu Jiuran get together at the end?
Why do I feel that Lu is pretending? Could it be that the protagonist Shou is his real body? In order to help Meng complete his mission, Lu lied to him and asked him to push forward his marriage.
Come on (?-ω-`)
Oh my god, there is too much content in just 60 chapters. You look stupid to me. It's awesome.
It turns out that Yun Wuxin is the biggest Boos, can't you tell?