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Blurb:
Xuan Ying is a universally acknowledged pretty but useless, D-list actress. All she wants is to take life easy and lie down whenever she can.
Then the study in her house comes to life. Whenever she wants to laze around, it swallows her whole, and she gets beaten up in the book's world. Unless she scores a hundred points, she won't make it out alive.
On a survival competition show, while everyone else frantically tries to start a fire by rubbing sticks together, she makes a convex-lens barbecue grill out of outdoor gear and grills fish until the aroma fills the air.
The audience: "Aren't you supposed to be a little nobody with nothing going for you but your face?!"
Xuan Ying: "This is middle-school physics."
On a rural-life variety show, everyone else faces the gorgeous scenery and gets by with a single "Whoa!"
Xuan Ying improvises a poem on the spot, stunning everyone.
The audience: "??? Didn't we hear you never finished college?"
Xuan Ying: "Here, take this book, 101 Tricks for Writing Poetry."
While filming a historical epic, the top-tier star and maverick actor, who has always hated "pretty faces with no talent," tells her, "If you can't do it, leave right now!"
But Xuan Ying brings the historical figure to life and even steals the spotlight from the maverick actor He Anlan!
Xuan Ying: "Mr. Superstar, when are you leaving?"
Books are the ladder of human progress. When books come to life, they become bulldozers for human progress.
The entire internet erupts overnight:
#One barbecue grill away from turning haters into fans#
#Just how terrifying can a pretty girl with brains be#
#I got into Tsinghua after becoming a fan of a pretty girl with brains#
The hugely popular actress Xuan Ying is photographed sharing a passionate midnight kiss with an unidentified man. The media ask the famously woman-averse star what he thinks about Xuan Ying keeping a pretty boy and sleeping with him seven times in one night.
He Anlan corrects them: "It wasn't seven times. Premarital sex is inadvisable."
The media: "???"
He Anlan is calm and composed, handsome and extraordinary. "That's right, I'm the pretty boy. Yesterday was my ninth proposal. Thanks for the well wishes."
Please add my upcoming novel, More Out of Control Than a Bratty Kid, to your reading list. Thank you, everyone!
Ge Xiao is a panda spirit hundreds of years old who transmigrates into the wealthy mother of the bratty kid on a family variety show. She spoils her son rotten, gets called a bad mother whose indulgence will ruin her child, then breaks down and quits show business.
Mother-in-law: "Rongrong may be a brat, but he's innocent and honest. You must never yell at him or hit him."
Ge Xiao's eyes light up. So humans indulge bratty children this much?
Does that mean the rocking car, the swings, and all the milk are mine now?!
**
Everyone knows Ge Xiao married into a rich family because of her son, so naturally she must cater to his every whim.
At mealtime, Rongrong throws a tantrum and refuses to eat. Ge Xiao shoves him aside and devours fried chicken, barbecue, and ice-cold cola to the soundtrack of the brat rolling around and bawling. From then on, every mealtime, Rongrong comes running over and begs her to save him a little.
At the gift-giving event, Rongrong plans to stomp on the bamboo dragonfly Ge Xiao made, only to find that all the other children got presents, while his wicked mother ate up all the bamboo!
Not wanting anyone to discover that his mother doesn't love him, Rongrong chokes back his tears, finishes weaving the dragonfly, and hands it to Ge Xiao. "Mom, give me the dragonfly."
At the games, Rongrong is about to cause trouble and drag everyone down, but then he sees Ge Xiao snatch another family's rocking chair and gleefully rock back and forth in it, despite her enormous size.
Realizing the adults can't be counted on, Rongrong fights back tears and works hard on his own. He actually wins the game and takes home the Best Family title.
But what shocks Rongrong most is that the internet is absolutely obsessed with his wicked mother!
Whether she's burping, sleeping, or rubbing her belly, even when she's eating, a crowd of people cover their faces and cry, "She's so cute!"
Rongrong: What's cute about her?! She's a demon!
#I lost to Mom in a contest to see who's the bigger brat#
#You can't imagine how fun it is to be a bratty kid, hahaha#
**
Ever since Rongrong learned that Ge Xiao and Jiao Zhengxu had married for convenience, he couldn't stop thinking about it: if they divorced, who should he go with?
Dad has money, but Mom eats and sleeps a lot, can't do laundry or cook, and has nothing going for her except being cute... How will Ge Xiao survive without him?!
Jiao Zhengxu asks his secretary, "Has Rongrong made up his mind?"
The secretary: "CEO, the young master ran off with Madam!"
Jiao Zhengxu: "?!"
Later, even Jiao Zhengxu runs off with his wife.
And later still, Jiao Zhengxu puts an arm around Ge Xiao, the nation's dream woman, and declares his claim: "Give it up, everyone. Ge Xiao is my wife."
The internet: Aahhh, draw your swords! Ge Xiao belongs to all of us!
Theme: Even in the most difficult circumstances, you should shine.
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The Sixties, but with a Tyrant Simulator
What Should I Do After Binding to a Cat Simulator?
Intelligence Drops Worldwide, and I Become the Strongest Scholar
The 1970s: Every One of My Students Gets Into Peking or Tsinghua
You Know, I'm Just a Mushroom
Do Little Wizards Have to Study Too? [Period]
The Cannon Fodder's Overseas Relatives Are Sending Money Again [1960s]
Livestreaming the Scandal, and Everyone Gets Humiliated
The Black Lotus Wins Big in a Period Novel
The Wealthy Heiress Side Character Goes Viral for Gossiping
Wealthy Mom, Disciplining Her Brat Online
Can you arrange for the male protagonist to take the system exam? I want to see how much it costs to take the male lead exam.
Oops, there will be a little extra story about Little Baozi, right?
I was so happy to buy her extras with the author's 95-point red envelope???
I recently read this book for the second time. My previous account was gone and I ordered it all again. However, when I watched it a few years ago, what impressed me most was that the heroine was very well-characterized, she could hold it up, put it down, and she was very open-minded. So when I refreshed my account for the second time, I didn't hesitate to re-confirm this account. But the main failure of the male protagonist is that I was already reading the book for the second time, and when I read more than 40 chapters, I really wanted to give up the book. First of all, the male protagonist's character is that of an actor who has been famous for many years. After being in the industry for so long, I still follow the wind and rain, and I will show off my face to the heroine as soon as the filming starts (not to mention that the heroine can't feel the ambiguity, and the readers can't feel it either). Later, when faced with the heroine's motives, it is completely impossible to tell where the temptation lies. The hero seems to be only interested in the heroine's body and external personality. Every time he sees the heroine, the hero feels his feelings towards the heroine's body. The part in the drama announcement of "Harem Strategy" was particularly disgusting. The male protagonist didn't know that the female protagonist had a system or that she could perform musical instruments, so he just started the show without telling the female protagonist or the others any clues. If the heroine hadn't learned a musical instrument in the system the day before and announced the drama in front of half of the entertainment industry reporters, she would have made a fool of herself in public. This action of the male protagonist is to embarrass the female protagonist in public. It's impossible to tell that he has any love for the heroine. In the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law variety show at the back, the male protagonist and his mother gave the female protagonist a slap on the spot. When I re-read the story to more than forty chapters, the male protagonist's love is only shown in the eyes of the agent. No matter from the reader's perspective or the female protagonist's perspective, I can't feel any love at all. To put it bluntly, the heroine Wen can speak eloquently, Wu can go into the sea and fight fish weighing dozens of kilograms (and win), and she can also make machines and sell them to the Academy of Sciences. There is no lack of skills in the entertainment industry, good looks, good interpersonal skills, and acting skills. I feel like the male protagonist is completely unmatched by the female protagonist. And the male protagonist is really very greasy. As a second-time reader of this book, I wanted to abandon the book when I read more than forty chapters and thought about the male protagonist. We really can't change the personality of the male protagonist, so let's change him. This male protagonist really has a huge difference in senses.
Ah ah ah, please give me extra episodes, baby parent-child variety show, love variety show
It's great. I originally thought it would be best to write about marriage, but now that I think about it, it's great.
Ah!!! Open a new book!!
This is an article I like very much. It was either hilarious or hilarious throughout. Looking forward to other novels written by Da Zai.
In fact, I also want to see the fate of a certain "big brother" who failed to achieve the unspoken rules of Hei Xuanying... No?
Queen Yingying!!! I will live and die!