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Ge Xiao is a three-hundred-year-old panda cub who transmigrates into the mother of a spoiled rich kid in a reality show about kids, serving as the comparison-group mom.
Rongrong is a three-year-old brat who loves throwing tantrums and rolling around. He even kicks dogs that happen to pass by, a future villain through and through.
Soon, the three-hundred-year-old panda cub will appear on a reality show about kids alongside the three-year-old brat, tormented by parenthood and ridiculed across the internet.
But the panda cub says: When it comes to being a brat, I'm the professional.
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Netizens know Ge Xiao married into wealth through her child, and wait to see her tormented by the brat. Instead, they discover that...
Rongrong throws a tantrum and refuses to eat. Ge Xiao shoves him aside, then devours fried chicken, barbecue, and ice-cold cola while the brat squeals like a pig.
From then on, the brat learns his manners and begs her to leave him a little food.
Rongrong plucks a goose's feathers, and the goose chases him, pecking at his backside. Ge Xiao not only refuses to help, but takes out her phone to film him, laughing as she says she'll play it on a loop at kindergarten.
Afterward, the brat learns not to mess with things. If he does, he'll get pecked.
During a game, Rongrong is about to cause trouble and drag the team down, but then he sees Ge Xiao has stolen the panda's exclusive rocking chair. She's a grown woman, rocking away in it, delighted as can be.
Realizing the adults are useless, the brat can only strive on through his tears. He actually wins the game and earns the title of Best Family.
The three-hundred-year-old panda cub and the three-year-old brat become an overnight sensation.
Netizens say that the two are clearly tormenting each other, and Ge Xiao is the bigger brat!
#IActuallyLostAtBeingABratToMom#
#EverSinceMomStartedBeingABratTheKidGotMorePolite#
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Rongrong thinks his birth mother is incompetent and useless. She only gives him a hundred yuan in pocket money and often bullies him. He hates her most of all!
But this same awful mom kicks down more than a dozen burly men single-handedly to rescue him after he's kidnapped.
Later, Jiao Zhengxu discovers that the brat at home has stopped acting like a brat, but his wife wants a divorce.
Rongrong says, exasperated, "Dad, if you don't comfort Mom soon, you won't have a wife!"
Jiao Zhengxu doesn't care. He and Ge Xiao married by contract. If she doesn't want to stay, he can just find someone else.
Later, someone sees the usually domineering, cold-faced Jiao Zhengxu acting clingy and tender in front of Ge Xiao, his voice so sweet it practically drips. "Baby, I bought a million acres of bamboo forest for you. Are you happy with it?"
#TheColdAndHeartlessCEOIsLearningHowToWinHisWifeBackToday#
#HelpMyWifeHasTakenAnInterestInMoreThanTenHandsomeBears#
#IsItReasonableToCallYourselfAPandaCubAtThreeHundred#
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Huan Ling transmigrates into a book.
She transmigrates as a fortune-telling master who swindles people, currently making a living reading faces on livestream and peddling superstition.
Huan Ling panics, until she discovers that she's bound to a Gossip System--
A face-reading livestream suddenly appears on the platform, and netizens dismiss it.
"Who still believes in fortune-telling in the twenty-first century?"
"I'll expose this online fraud in no time!"
Then they discover that the master's predictions are actually true?!
Reading the face of a sweet, innocent singer with a cute-girl image--
Huan Ling: "You've got too many bad romances. Stay away from that twice-divorced older man."
Her fans cry out: "You've got to be joking! My idol hasn't even held a guy's hand!"
The next day, news breaks that a famous young actress became the third party in an affair, knowing full well the man was married.
Reading the face of an elegant, scholarly, mature, and charming movie star--
Huan Ling: "Stop buying degrees. Laiston University is a diploma mill."
His fans are furious: "Rumors! Absolute rumors! Our movie star graduated with honors from the world's second-best university, with bachelor's, master's, and doctoral degrees!"
Not long afterward, the Education Bureau announces a crackdown on hundreds of diploma mills. The world's second-best university turns out to be Laiston University.
Reading the face of a famous director who's been married and divorced six times and has twelve children--
Huan Ling: "Huh? He doesn't seem to have any children of his own."
His fans faint: "Impossible! He has twelve children! Twelve!"
That very day, the director furiously goes to the hospital for testing.
Three days later, the director, who'd been raising another man's children, sees the test results and bursts into tears. He'd been cuckolded six times. Six times!
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The fortune-telling livestream becomes an overnight sensation.
At first, netizens only came to watch the fraud get exposed and humiliated. Who could have guessed that the ones getting humiliated would be all those celebrities? Isn't this way more exciting than Monday's gossip?!
Later, Huan Ling's face-reading livestream becomes the entertainment industry's character-verification machine.
Netizens say that if you want to build a flawless celebrity image, you'd better get your face read on Huan Ling's livestream!
The celebrities: ...Master, please let us off!
#HowTheGossipSystemMadeHerFamous#
#EveryCelebrityWhosBeenOnMyLivestreamHasTurnedOverANewLeaf#
Bonus scene:
Jing Zhen hears that Huan Ling is so accurate at face-reading that more than a dozen of his company's entertainers have fallen into depression and burst into tears every day.
When they meet for the first time, Huan Ling looks at him, eyes wide, her cheeks slowly turning red, her expression embarrassed and annoyed.
"Stop thinking about it! Stop those thoughts in your head!"
At their first meeting, Huan Ling says to him, "No, I don't like luxury cars. Wait, I don't like yachts either. No, no, I won't accept the hilltop villa or downtown penthouse you want to give me!"
The next time they meet, Huan Ling says to him, "Knowing each other for a hundred days isn't an anniversary. There's no need for fireworks in the city center, banners on your company building, or a drone light show to confess your love!"
Finally, at long last, Jing Zhen hears the answer he wanted.
She says she is willing.
Huan Ling: "Wait, put your household registration book back in your pocket. This is way too fast!"
Theme: The most important thing about being a panda is being happy
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Haha, you will regret it if you let the children order food.
Dad, you haven't revealed Rongrong's life experience yet. I don't seem to have seen any explanation that Rongrong is his biological child. I only remember that Xie said he was not his biological child, and the male protagonist didn't seem to explain it (I don't know if my memory is wrong, I have always had this doubt)
The police announcement will not contain the word "professional", it will only say "Mr. XX" or "Ms. XX".
Second brush. It's really interesting to watch the relationship between Ge Xiao and Rongrong, but the relationship between the male and female protagonists is a bit thin and I can't get enough of it. Who knows how sweet they can be, it would be great if there is a sweet side story.
I've ordered it all and read it, it's really good. Heart-warming mixed with laughter, the author is great
Finished spreading flowers!!!!
I'm also very curious, whose child is Rongrong? Xiang An said that he couldn't have a child, and the male protagonist seemed to have admitted that Rongrong was not his child? So is Rongrong adopted or the child of the original owner and the male lead?
Great, Rong Rong. Looking forward to the next work
Congratulations on the completion, spread flowers