I Get Random Cheats by Drawing Character Profiles [Infinite]

[The main story is complete!!] 1. Qi Yi'an is pulled into a game of endless stages. He also gains a rare golden finger: a Character Remote. Just press a button on the remote to draw all kinds of character archetypes and gain their unique abilities. The style and strength of the character you draw depend on the button you press. All sorts of special abilities? Qi Yi'an: "This kind of good thing actually exists?" If I play a ghost king or a superhero or something, won't I be invincible? But his luck is so absurd that the characters he draws either make him die of embarrassment or cause trouble for others. Whether it's a romance character or a combat character, he always manages to draw the most outrageous one. A scheming green tea from a melodramatic soap opera, a righteous hot-blooded hero from a chuuni action series, a crazed zealot clutching black blood... 2. Qi Yi'an draws the role of a pampered wife who runs away while pregnant. His special ability is to become monstrously powerful whenever the "fetus" is hurt. To survive, Qi Yi'an lets out a soft whimper and collapses in front of a monster about to take someone's head. "If you dare hurt my child, I'll fight you to the death!" The monster, framed by his sudden accusation, is still dumbfounded when it's sent flying eight meters away. Seeing this, all the players take a step back, terrified they'll be the next ones he accuses. After that humiliating episode, Qi Yi'an draws a new character: a cursed, solitary, domineering hero. The monsters attack again. His teammates huddle behind him, trembling, then suddenly realize something is wrong. "Hey, where's your kid?" Qi Yi'an sneers. "I got rid of it." "?" Playing the domineering hero grants the special ability "Get close to me and die": anyone who gets too close to him will be cursed to death. So his teammates see a cold, aloof Qi Yi'an who warns them to stay away, while the monster NPCs and villains receive his gentlest, most adoring smiles. "I feel like we've known each other forever. Why don't we become sworn brothers today?" The next second, the monster that had terrified countless players collapses, foaming at the mouth. 3. As Qi Yi'an's character changes wildly in every instance, sometimes leaving him dying of embarrassment and sometimes letting him slaughter his way through everything, word spreads that there's a player with multiple personalities who's completely unhinged. Some fear him, some adore him, and some pray every day that they won't run into him again. At last, he acts his way through the deaths of all his enemies and brings a sleeping ancient god back to life. The deity, sealed away for who knows how long, descends before him and starts demanding everything he promised. My sacrifice, my believer, my spoils of war, my lover. It's time to offer me everything you have and be mine forever. Qi Yi'an stands there in the wind, utterly bewildered and trembling. He never imagined that the several bosses he'd acted out multiple storylines with were actually different fragments of the same god! Qi Yi'an: "I... I was just acting. I lied to you. Do you believe me?" The god in the darkness replies: "Then let's make the act real." A few notes: The protagonist is Qi Yi'an, and the love interest is a god. A goofy, theatrical bottom x a supreme god who seems like a fictional character A guaranteed happy ending~ Here's a preview of my upcoming work. Feel free to visit my author page and add it to your collection! "Go Ahead, Wipe Out My Entire Clan!" Historical BL The protagonist was cruelly killed by his family in his previous life. Reborn, he finally decides: He'll drag his entire family to hell with him! Being reborn doesn't suddenly make you a genius or give you amazing abilities. The protagonist knows exactly how bad he is at getting revenge, so he decides to take a shortcut: every day, he'll go berserk in front of the emperor and force him to execute his entire clan. He's doomed to suffer from a serious, incurable illness and die sooner or later anyway. He might as well take the villains down with him! The more, the merrier! The emperor ascended the throne as a teenager and is under tremendous pressure every day. After navigating the court, he still has to soothe those old ministers who constantly whine and moan. Just when his hold on power finally seems secure, he suddenly develops a strange ailment that makes him hear things. Later, the emperor realizes that it's not an illness and he's not going mad. The protagonist is. In the imperial study, the protagonist slams the table and roars, "If you've got the guts, wipe out my entire clan!" What the emperor hears is: "I don't want to live anyway!" Emperor: "..." Protagonist: "?" Why isn't he saying anything? Did he not hear me? Protagonist: "If you've got the guts..." Emperor: "Guards! Send for the imperial physician!" Protagonist: "??? Why is Your Majesty sending for the imperial physician?" Emperor: "To treat your brain." Sigh. One more subject to placate every day. "The Mission Is to Leave the Supernatural Behind" Modern Supernatural Comedy (?) The protagonist has yin-yang eyes and works in a department where over 90 percent of the employees are nonhuman. But his job is to guide the public to believe in science and leave the supernatural behind. Every day, he desperately patches up his lies, coming up with scientific explanations for supernatural phenomena that he doesn't even believe in himself. Theme: No matter how chaotic things get, keep your cool and you'll make it to the end.