The Strongest Ones' Ridiculous Infinite-Flow Adventure [Horror Crossover]

Complete. Bonus extras will be updated from time to time! [Blurb] The height of a scorching summer. High School Suguru sat in the shade, watching High School Gojo practice automating Limitless in the distance. He let out a quiet sigh. Satoru had become the strongest. He didn’t need a partner anymore. Suddenly, two figures dropped from the sky. A blindfolded man who looked exactly like High School Gojo pinned him to the ground and thoroughly thrashed him, taunting him as he fought: “That’s it? This is what you call the strongest?” High School Suguru: “...?” High School Suguru: “I’m going to kill you!” Before he could charge in, Teacher Geto knocked him unconscious with Playful Cloud. Teacher Geto waved a hand and said cheerfully, “Come on, Satoru!” Teacher Gojo raised his hand and cried, “The ‘G.S. Field Trip’ starts now!” All Teacher Yaga could do was watch the kidnappers flee, their backs full of swagger. #Help, what is going on# #Two special-grade sorcerers kidnapped by mysterious assailants in broad daylight, fate unknown# #The Japanese jujutsu world is doomed# [This story can’t be published as a physical book. Selling privately printed copies can get you reported and sent to jail, so please don’t _(:з"∠)_] An alternate-universe story featuring both teacher pairs and the high school versions 1. A horror crossover, but it’s a goofy horror crossover! 2. The movies and urban legends have been altered to varying degrees, so it’s normal if some things don’t match the movies or their original sources. 3. This is a silly web novel meant for fun. Please don’t take it beyond fiction! 4. I’m busy updating daily, so I rarely check the comments while the story is ongoing. Thanks for understanding! 5. Please don’t mention other books in this story’s comments, and don’t mention this story under other books. Please. 6. The pairing is the best-friends duo, written for my own enjoyment: Gojo/Geto. [Thank you to everyone who encouraged me while this was serializing. I’ve treasured all the comments, and I care a lot about this story. I don’t want it tainted by any malice, so I’m turning off the comments. Hope you enjoy reading!] [Coming soon: COSing the Best-Friends Duo Means Going OOC] I cosplayed as Suguru Geto, the boss from the Jujutsu Kaisen movie, while my buddy cosplayed as Satoru Gojo, the ridiculously popular hot guy. The System had only one requirement for us: [Do not go OOC.] Under the scrutiny of High School Gojo’s Six Eyes and the probing gaze of High School Geto, I burst out laughing. “There’s nothing in this world that can make me laugh from the bottom of my heart! Hahaha, hahahahaha!” My quick-thinking buddy immediately hit me with a “Hollow Purple.” Later, I went to a village that abused young sorcerers to promote an electronic wooden-fish app. My buddy and I livestreamed ourselves assassinating the Star Plasma Vessel in maid outfits. The System carried the camera, following us and wailing for us to stop. [That’s OOC! Extremely OOC!] By then, the System’s OOC alarm had completely stopped working. I gently told it, “COSing the best-friends duo means going OOC!” Watching the two pieces of human garbage tear at each other’s hair again, the “real” Gojo Satoru said to the “real” Suguru Geto: “Geto, don’t grow up to be that kind of adult.” “Yeah, you don’t have to tell me.” Theme: Being there for someone is the longest-lasting declaration of love