[Western Crossover] Alliance of Villains

A funny little short story, no CP, just the everyday survival of two lazybones in the world of Marvel and DC. * After escaping from a man in white who was going mad and shouting “Clotilda” at her, longtime office drone Ke Ke stared at the member of the Court of Owls in front of her, dressed as a Talon, a DC Comics villain. Her face showed four parts confusion, three parts shock, two parts fear, and one part disbelief. Ke Ke: “…Hello?” The other person shot her an impatient look through their goggles. “What are you looking at?” Ke Ke fell silent, then quietly uttered the sacred words of humanity: “If the first number is odd, the second is even?” After she said that, she saw the female Talon take off her helmet and goggles, her eyes turning red. “Then the symbols follow the same pattern!” Then Ke Ke heard the other woman ask cautiously, “Hail Hydra?” Ke Ke, who had only ever read DC comics: “…Huh?” Theme: Save the villains, the villains don't want to die, mm-hmm, ahhhhhh