[Western Crossover] A Tank Mage in New York

* The Too-Long-Didn't-Read blurb: There's no way my mage friend could be a lecherous old pervert! * Felicity, female, sixteen years old, lives in the magical workshop specially set up for the Crescent Moon Witch Academy at Kamar-Taj. Unmarried, she works at Kamar-Taj and goes bald from worrying about the mages' food expenses every day. She doesn't eat children, drink blood, or have a glass jaw. She can punch an entire regiment of zealous fanatics into the ground. She goes to bed at 11 p.m., sleeps just four hours a day, then gets up at 3 a.m. to curse the dark villains causing trouble beneath the moon, only to discover that the dark power was me all along. Before bed, Felicity always clutches the Tiet and devoutly prays to the goddess Isis: May there be no more humble wage slaves in this world. Working for a living is out of the question; I never want to work again in this life. I just want to bask in the beauty of youthful bodies! It's definitely not because she's a lecherous old pervert. She simply wants to immerse herself in beauty! Is it a sin to like looking at handsome men and beautiful women? No! She's just appreciating human beauty! The magical goddess felt Felicity's devotion and answered her follower, sending the witch of Kamar-Taj her blessing: A bunch of handsome guys who called themselves members of the Avengers. ** Attention: This is mostly a boring slice-of-life story full of banter, chatting, and everyday family squabbles. The pairing is Holland's Spider-Man. There is lots of OOC, timeline rewrites, and merged settings. Everything is in service of making it fun, so carry on if you're okay with that. The DC stories in the same universe are set in Gotham. See the author's works page for [Western Crossover] There's a Magic Shop in Gotham. I'll start it after finishing Magic Shop. Theme: Younger men are simply the best!