I Conquered Ancient Games with Virtue

Zhao Yu has three great virtues:

Virtue One: Treating Everyone Equally

Zhao Yu transmigrated into a game about forced romance. In the online game, the gentle male lead was so unbelievably handsome. But when she paid to experience transmigration, the male lead's character model turned out to be an ugly little kid forced into the game by the investors.

"It's not like I look down on ugly people. If he's ugly, fine. But why make him the male lead and force me to look at him? Making me feel sick is one thing, but forcing me to say he's handsome? That's just sinful," Zhao Yu complained.

She had her eye on the crazy second male lead who was into forced romance.

The second male lead might be crazy, but he was handsome!

"Why do you insist on being his doormat?" someone asked.

Zhao Yu fell silent. She raised her head to look at the sky, her eyes brimming with tears.

"What moves me most isn't that face so handsome it could cleanse Bilibili of its sins. It's his devotion: from beginning to end, he only ever cheated on me..."

Virtue Two: A Miracle Doctor

Zhao Yu opened a pharmacy in ancient times.

A man came in for a consultation. She raised her head and asked him disdainfully, "What's wrong with you?"

"Doctor, this is a little embarrassing to talk about, but... I'm kind of a womanizer. I fancy every man's wife... How do I cure this?"

"Simple." Zhao Yu took a pair of scissors from her basket and said coolly, "Physical castration will do."

The man followed her advice. On the third day, his wife came to Zhao Yu's door, ready to tear down her sign. Zhao Yu calmly looked up at her and said:

"Simple."

After a long, impassioned speech, she asked, "Doesn't that sound like family planning? Wasn't I right?"

On the fourth day, the couple brought her a sign that read "Divine Doctor Hua Tuo."

On the fifth day, she opened a family-planning clinic and made a fortune.

Virtue Three: Language Expert

The emperor worked too hard every day. The empress urged him to take a break, take good care of his health, and diligently serve the people.

If the emperor stopped working, what would happen to the people's GDP?

She went to see the emperor and heard what the empress had said. After a long silence, she looked up and said, "She's using CPU on you..."

The emperor knew CPU was a bad word, but didn't know what it meant, so he asked very earnestly:

"You invented CPU. What exactly does CPU mean?"

"Clam, push, you." (Stop pushing yourself.)

The emperor suddenly understood and immediately resolved to work harder! He nearly worked himself to death pulling an all-nighter. Even with acupuncture needles in him, he tried to get up.

"I... must not be CPU'd!"

Author's note:

1. Both leads are each other's first. Happy ending. Handsome man, beautiful woman. The female lead's views do not represent the author's views, so don't take them seriously.

2. I write part-time and produce my own content. Writing is exhausting, and updating is ex-hausting. Praise might earn you an extra chapter (puppy eyes). Don't insult me, and don't read pirated copies.

Theme: Don't turn your frustration inward.