Feng Jing transmigrated into a matriarchal kingdom and became the fourth son of the Feng family, a stunning beauty and a gifted scholar. He heard that his family had arranged a marriage for him with Zhao Jin, the daughter of the neighboring Zhao family in Youzhou.
As a modern young man who believed in liberation, he refused to accept an arranged marriage.
But when he saw the portrait of his prospective bride and found she was a beautiful older woman, he thought it over:
A matchmaking meeting was just another way to meet people.
So he agreed.
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On their wedding night, the candles shaped like dragons and phoenixes burned brightly. He took some medicine, thinking that tonight he would surely win over the beautiful older woman and show her what he could do.
They took off their clothes and started touching each other. Something felt off, so he immediately lifted her skirt and took a look:
Her, well, was bigger than his.
Zhao Jin: Oh my.
Feng Jing: Whoa.
He couldn't beat Zhao Jin. She caught his little fist when he swung at her, then tossed him onto the bed. He lay there in tears, looking utterly aggrieved, biting the pillow as she had her way with him all night.
The next day:
He didn't want to live anymore...
He would keep causing trouble and beat her to death with his little fists. He would restore male authority in the household and make Zhao Jin divorce him.
"May I ask why you chose someone so utterly unpresentable?" a friend asked Zhao Jin.
Zhao Jin knitted her brows and thought for a moment. "He's... very good at setting the mood."
"Before we make love, he always gives me a whole set of meek little military punches and pounds my chest with his tiny fists. It's adorable."
Author's note:
1. One-on-one romance, both leads are sexually inexperienced, happy ending. No plot, just romance. No nosy relatives. The author just wants to read about people falling in love.
2. The male lead is useless. Apart from being beautiful and making trouble, he's good for nothing. Don't read if that bothers you.
3. The author writes part-time and finds writing exhausting. This is self-indulgent writing. No piracy, and no reviews of the writing, please.
Theme: Don't be bad at something and still insist on doing it
I want to see the bridal chamber! All you lousy people, get out of my way!
The male lead is engrossed in eating; when will he finally get the third sister to eat him?
[Scratching head][Scratching head][Scratching head] I wanted to review it again, but it's locked now.
Hahahaha, that's too intense, he can't handle it! 💛
Hahahaha, these two are like an eagle catching a chick!
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"Red envelope, 'May you have a son soon'" (A little bug in the author's hand)
Hahahaha, Zhao's inner monologue is hilarious!
Please point out a bug in the author's description of the "young father"~