Coming soon: Everyone in the Cultivation World Can Hear the Heavenly Dao Gossiping. The blurb is at the bottom. If you like it, click into the author's page and add it to your collection~~
Blurb:
If there's one word to describe Yan Jin, it's "slacker."
She'd rather lie down than sit, and sit rather than stand. She has no grand ambitions, just drifting through life like a lazy fish.
Until one day, a so-called conquest System binds itself to her.
System: "You need to work hard and excel if you want to conquer Sheng Zhaoluo!"
"Sure, no problem. But can I sleep for a while first?"
System: "Hurry up and make a move! Pretend to run into him. Your target is right beside you!"
"Sure, no problem. But can I finish watching this video first?"
System: "Your conquest target has been in a car accident! Hurry and save him! Then you'll be his lifesaver!"
"Sure, no problem. But let me call 110 and 120 first."
Conquest is such a hassle. She might as well get some sleep instead. That's what Yan Jin thinks as she placates the System, then turns over and falls asleep.
"Hey, System, you haven't given me a mission in ages."
System: "Sure, no problem. But could you let me finish reciting this Great Compassion Mantra?"
???!!!
Her System seems to have gone crazy.
Male Lead's Perspective
Sheng Zhaoluo is the prodigy everyone praises, with an impressive family background and exceptional abilities.
Yet for some reason, despite being pursued by countless women, he's not interested in women at all.
As for the reason, rumors abound. Some say he's in poor health, while others say he prefers men.
Sheng Zhaoluo doesn't care what people think and continues to do as he pleases.
The truth is, he has a secret: ever since he was fifteen, he's been able to hear a strange voice.
The voice binds itself to a Host and makes him its conquest target, hoping to win him over with warmth and affection in exchange for unbelievable benefits in the eyes of the world.
But so what? No one has ever succeeded so far, and no one ever will.
Listening as the System binds itself to yet another Host and raves about the benefits of succeeding at conquest,
he looks down indifferently and flips open the file in his hands. Another fool the System has conned into losing their mind.
It won't work anyway. He might as well watch the show.
Until, at a banquet, the new Host the System has bound to says happily that she'll come and run into him there.
Sheng Zhaoluo raises his wineglass with effortless elegance, already planning how to reject her decisively and leave her no hope.
But the banquet ends, and he never sees the Host.
System and Sheng Zhaoluo: ...
Some readers have said this blurb is very similar to another author's blurb.
Just to clarify: all my writing is inspired by my own ideas, and this is also a popular Jinjiang trope.
I previously asked for help with the blurb on Bishui, post number 1454666.
Preview: Everyone in the Cultivation World Can Hear the Heavenly Dao Gossiping. Please add it to your collection!
After transmigrating, Su Li becomes... the Heavenly Dao of the cultivation world.
The previous Heavenly Dao ran away, leaving behind a mountain of messes for its successor to fix.
Looking at the huge holes all over the cultivation world,
Su Li: No rush. Let's have some gossip first.
What she doesn't know is that everyone can hear her thoughts while she's gossiping.
So, while representatives from the major sects are holding a serious meeting:
[What? The white moonlight of the Supreme Elder of Chengtian Sect, the Buddha's chosen heir of Thousand Buddha Sect, and the Sect Master of Ten Thousand Swords Sect is the same person?]
Everyone: ?!!
Are we allowed to hear this?!
[Wow, no wonder the Sect Master of the Hehuan Sect is so good at juggling relationships. He's got so many people on the hook and never gets caught. A role model for us all!!]
[Wait, he's also a man in women's clothing? Impressive. Men really do understand men best.]
Everyone: This is thrilling!!!
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[Shocking!!! A certain sword cultivator used his life-bound sword to castrate himself, and the sword spirit that had just gained consciousness was so angry it cut "it" off!!??]
Everyone: !!!!
Sword cultivators get up to this kind of thing?
After that, a "truth" about sword cultivators spreads throughout the cultivation world: to obtain a sword spirit, you must first castrate yourself.
*
Later, during the Ten Thousand Swords Sect's tournament, a huge piece of gossip suddenly drops:
[No way, this Sword Venerable is actually a shut-in who transmigrated here! He's been here for three years and has only learned to fly on a sword, and he's afraid of heights!]
[He can't even draw his life-bound sword, and nobody in the entire sect has noticed anything wrong?!]
[The cultivation world is doomed!]
Everyone from the Ten Thousand Swords Sect: !!!
Looking at the "Sword Venerable," who lazes around every day and swings his sword fewer than three thousand times a day,
the sect's elders exchange a meaningful glance and look solemnly at the "Sword Venerable's" crotch:
The Sword Venerable must be impotent because he hasn't had * yet!
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To fix the messes left by the previous Heavenly Dao, Su Li creates several clones and sends them to patch up the cultivation world.
But for some reason, before she can do anything, the world's flaws fix themselves.
Life... the Dao of life. So lonely, like snow.
As Su Li sighs, she sets down the future cultivation-world big shot she just rescued, multitasking as she starts gossiping:
[What? The lord of Chiyang City, who has eighteen concubines, is impotent and suffers from premature ejaculation!! How many cultivators with kidney problems have we had now??]
Gossip really is the most fun!
After she finishes "repairing" every flaw in the cultivation world, she looks back and wonders:
Why does every great cultivator seem to have a white moonlight?
What!! Their white moonlight is me!!
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Pretending to Be the Beloved of the Boss in an Infinite-Flow World
The Lazy Fish's Guide to Winning Hearts
The More Injured You Are, the Higher My Cultivation Gets
After Hearing the Heavenly Dao’s Inner Voice, the Cultivation World Went Off the Rails
The Substitute Drives the CEOs Into a Frenzy of Cutthroat Competition [Book Transmigration]
No One Can Match My Rainbow-Flavored Flattery
Go Ahead and Dream, Anything Can Happen There
The Cannon Fodder Koi Becomes Everyone's Darling Through Positive Energy
The Male Lead's System Insists on Clinging to the Villain
The rating for such a beautiful article is not very high. It's very good and it's my favorite type. Haha, it's warm and not clumsy. The heroine has a very upright outlook and the reason why she is a procrastinator is really strong! I just thought, oh, I also made the same excuses to myself.
This love is extremely in line with my view of love. Therefore, I want to cherish such a beautiful love forever
Tongzi is also very excited to be a light bulb.
Hahahahaha, the aesthetics of the system are really as good as ever.
It's a pity that there are no children in the episode. It would be interesting to see how children get along with the system.
I read it in one sitting, and although I have some regrets, it is overall good. The whole text is fluent and natural. There are some parts in the front that I don't like, but it's really a good quality article. I like DaDa's writing style. Of course my favorite will always be DaDa's next book. I've also finished reading "The Female Supporting Sister Shura Field". Come on DaDa.
Spreading Flowers is a very ordinary novel, but it is quite interesting.
I finished reading another book. It's a big book and it's so beautiful [Spread Flowers][Spread Flowers][Spread Flowers]
I finished reading it, I don't know what to say, I liked it, but it felt so empty, why is it gone, oooooooooooooo
Is it because it's been so long since I bought the article that I haven't ordered all of it?