I'm a Suona Player, and I've Had My Eye on You for a While

Mu Yuexi was known as the number-one female villain of the heretical path, making her living by forcibly taking what she wanted.

When the female villain played her suona, ghosts roamed the night, demons submitted, and immortals trembled.

Because she was too flamboyant, the leader of the Tianyin Sect called down endless heavenly thunder, leaving her charred inside and out.

Forty-nine days later, Mu Yuexi was reborn in the body of an utterly unremarkable junior sister in the Tianyin Sect.

The upsetting part was that the endless heavenly thunder could see through appearances and lock onto her soul. Whenever thunder rumbled, heavenly retribution came after her.

Fortunately, the Heavenly Dao sealed all her doors and windows but left her a doggy door. As long as she stuck close to the senior disciple of the immortal sect, the thunder would disappear.

Mu Yuexi decided to turn over a new leaf and start a new life. She would stop killing, stick by the senior brother, slack off, and dodge the thunder.

But the senior brother had a Tang Monk constitution. Born with a nine-revolution golden core, anyone who ate him would live forever and greatly increase their cultivation. This made demons, monsters, ghosts, and heretical cultivators rush forward to commit crimes against him.

The delicate senior brother goes on a journey down the mountain, and everyone he meets either wants to marry him or eat him.

Mu Yuexi summons her suona and blows the dust off it.

Damn it, a bunch of demons and monsters dare lay a hand on your ancestor's lightning rod?

When the suona sounds, the Three Realms are mortified. They say that anyone who hears the junior sister's suona dies a grisly death, bleeding from all seven orifices, eyes open and unseeing.

Before long, a vicious curse becomes popular across every realm: The junior sister's suona has had its eye on your whole family for a long time.

The junior sister's suona works for both celebrations and funerals, subdues souls and demons, and reaches the peak of power. It even plays her into a springtime romance, winning her a beautiful woman.

The Tianyin Sect's fellow disciples, all armed with bamboo flutes, guzhengs, paulownia zithers, and konghou harps, watch their noble and flawless senior brother get snatched away by a pig and weep together.

Who would have thought the suona would be the winner?

It's too violent.

~It feels like they practiced fake immortality~

An ensemble cast.

A chaotic, ridiculous comedy.

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Sheng Xia, who has congenital heart disease, wakes after a heart transplant. With eyes that can see in every direction and ears that can hear everything, her gaze sweeps the streets like an X-ray. She sees skeletons walking everywhere, each with a heart beating clearly inside.

So, fresh from the cardiac surgery ward, she reports to the psychiatric ward instead.

Take a deep breath. Stay calm. Recite the Heart Sutra.

Amitabha. I've spent my whole life doing good deeds, so I deserve this good fortune.

Just as she finally gets a grip on herself, a handsome man shows up at her door. "Give me back my heart."

Sheng Xia: "?!"

Theme: Music changes fate.