Nonhuman Civil Servant

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--- Story blurb ---

Over the course of three days, overworked office worker Lu Qingfan kept running into a strange man who wasn't there to see a doctor in the hospital clinic.

On the fourth day, the strange man said he was actually an HR recruiter trying to poach him.

Huo Jiu: Hey, kid, want to come work at our company?

Lu Qingfan: Do you offer the five insurances and one housing fund? Do you provide social insurance?

Huo Jiu: None of that.

Lu Qingfan: Then what makes you think you can hire people?

Huo Jiu: We oppose the 996 schedule and reject the 007 schedule.

Lu Qingfan: ...Well played.

Driven half-mad by overtime, Lu Qingfan made a snap decision and was talked into quitting his job and switching companies.

Only on his first day at work did he realize there was a problem:

It seemed all his coworkers had superpowers.

A fortune-teller, a psycho, a mad scientist, a baby-faced girl, and a planning maniac all gathered under one roof.

It was basically a convention for lunatics.

Lu Qingfan: What happened to the respectable job you promised me?

Huo Jiu: We're government employees, so of course it's a respectable job! =w=

Tips:

1. No romance, and the protagonist has a golden finger, but isn't made stupid by it.

2. The superpowers aren't the traditional kind.

3. This is a product of getting back into the swing of writing plot-driven stories and practicing character development.

4. HR means human resources management, also known as personnel.

5. Government staffing refers to positions in organizations that create or improve production conditions, enhance social welfare, or meet people's cultural, educational, and health needs, and whose funding generally comes from government operating expenses.

6. The author isn't very smart, so don't overthink things. Hope you have a happy day!

Weibo: @Jinjiang-Zhulu

--- Upcoming story ---

Green Tea-Flavored White Moonlight

[Green tea beauty top √ Mutual pining √ Stealing each other's partners √]

After walking in on his boyfriend cheating, Sheng Zhixin went to a bar and drank himself silly. When he came to, he was dumbfounded:

A kissing photo of him and a top-tier star had sent them straight to the top of the trending charts.

#WhoIsTheMysteryPersonKissingTopStarWenguAtTheBar!#

#BreakingTopStarWenguHasGuardedHisChastityForYearsForHim!#

Big fame often comes with big hate. Sheng Zhixin had been a nobody, and faced with such a spectacle, he panicked.

But his scumbag ex kept hounding him and joined forces with their company to suppress him, until a lifeline arrived out of nowhere:

"This whole mess happened to you because of me. How about joining the variety show I'm producing? I want to help you, okay?"

Sheng Zhixin: ...?! Weren't you always looking down on me before?

During the variety show, the top-tier star, rumored to be an aloof beauty, blocked Sheng Zhixin at the door of his hotel room.

Wengu: Want to get back together with your ex?

Sheng Zhixin: I wouldn't get back together with him in a million years!

Wengu was silent for a moment, then said softly, "You're so thoughtful. He must have been very happy when you were together. It's a shame he didn't know how to appreciate you."

Sheng Zhixin: Wh...?

Maybe this aloof beauty has a green tea flavor.

Wengu's fans had no love for Sheng Zhixin, the clout-chasing nobody who'd ridden his coattails to fame. They'd take any chance to mock him.

Until one day, Wengu posted on Weibo and tagged the rising nobody.

"Riding my coattails? Great, ride them again."

His solo fans looked bewildered, while the couple shippers secretly rejoiced.

"Does this mean I can finally ship them out in the open?"

A legendary musician x a nobody in the industry

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