I Came Back After Spending Ten Years as a Villain

Coming soon: Card-drawing and management novel, [Card Draw] Opening a Horror Park in the Interstellar Era. Please add it to your favorites~~ 1. Wen Linyu was a timid pushover, the sort of person who would reply “It’s okay” if someone slapped him and then apologized. That was until he transmigrated into a modern cultivation harem novel and was ordered to play the villain who tormented the male lead the most. If he could keep it up for ten years, he’d be allowed to return home. From then on, Wen Linyu was forced to play the role of a wicked, overbearing Demon King. But he was a coward. So when his subordinates betrayed him, he stammered out a list of things they shouldn’t have done. When told to hit them, he cried in fear while gently patting them on the face. The real Demon King watched his subordinate enjoy being hit and finally lost patience. And so Wen Linyu got a teacher who showed him, step by step, how to be a villain. Under his teacher’s guidance, Wen Linyu became better and better at playing the villain, and experienced a kind of carefree arrogance he’d never known before. After ten years, Wen Linyu returned to his original world. Not long after, the person who had slapped him tried the same trick again. As soon as the other person raised a hand, Wen Linyu smacked him against the wall with one blow. Then, gripping the man by the hair, he expressionlessly recited the excuse he’d prepared in advance: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to. Can you forgive me?” The man with blood all over his face: “...” If I say it’s okay, will you let go? 2. The Wen family had recently noticed that their biological son, whom they’d brought back from the countryside a few months ago, was very strange. Whenever their adopted son saw him, he complained that his nose and scalp hurt, then went out of his way to avoid him. Their younger daughter had called him tacky just the night before, but the next day she couldn’t put down the accessories he’d casually made. The music teacher they’d hired especially to cultivate his refinement praised him as more accomplished than she was and insisted on becoming his student instead. But that wasn’t even the strangest part. Fragrance makers, swordsmen, and even masters of the occult had started asking the Wen family about Wen Linyu. The Wen parents: ??? 3. One night, a week after returning, Wen Linyu suddenly found someone breaking into his home. He formed a sword with his fingers, ready to make sure the intruder never left. But the intruder caught his fingertips, and his spiritual power vanished in an instant. “Who are you?” Wen Linyu asked coldly. It was the very Demon King he had once played. The man’s gaze lingered meaningfully on Wen Linyu’s lips and waist. “You served me for ten years. Did you think you could take all that cultivation for free?” Wen Linyu’s gaze darkened. The first lesson his teacher had taught him was to stop at nothing for personal gain, even if that meant using himself. Demon King Gu Chi watched Wen Linyu obediently start taking off his clothes, his eyes sharp as knives, and smiled with satisfaction. At last, his little disciple had gotten over his bad habit of repaying kindness. Later, when Gu Chi finally experienced the wonders of romantic love, he realized that Wen Linyu had offered his body to him, but given his heart to that teacher. The teacher himself, Gu Chi: “...” An uke who learned just a tenth of his seme’s wickedness, then finally broke his silence x A truly wicked and overbearing Demon King seme who ends up jealous of himself P.S. 1. One-on-one, happy ending, feel-good and sweet. 2. The uke transmigrates into the seme’s body. The seme personally teaches him how to become a demon, then pursues him back to his world. 3. The golden finger is powerful. 4. Anything may change before the story begins. Coming soon: Card-drawing and management novel, [Card Draw] Opening a Horror Park in the Interstellar Era Blurb: On the day the estate was divided, Yu Wang inherited a very old manor. It was a dilapidated property on an obscure little planet, abandoned for years and overgrown with weeds. It also came with a hefty annual tax bill. Everyone was waiting to see Yu Wang make a fool of himself. Yu Wang: [/shocked] Wait, what are you complaining about? This place covers eight thousand mu!!! With a bizarre card-drawing System in hand, Yu Wang’s first move was an exuberant dance of joy Wonderful! At last, he had somewhere to put all the eerie creatures and haunted buildings he drew! - The latest hot topic on the Star Network was a recently opened amusement park. The place was run-down and remote, yet tons of people were praising it and making incredible claims, like how a single visit could increase your mental strength. Netizens scoffed: Have ads gotten this ridiculous these days? Until a bunch of skeptics went to try the attractions themselves: An exquisitely beautiful complex of ancient buildings; Unbelievably immersive interactions and special effects; Clever, suspenseful, and terrifying scenarios; And it really does increase your mental strength, ahhh! Visitors after their trip: [flips table] You locals are terrible at hyping this place! Where’s the publicity department? Get out here and take a beating! - Yu Wang did a ten-pull. Rewards: [Abandoned Village] x1, [Facial Ulcer Monster] (Purple), [Corpse Elder of Yin Mountain] (Orange) Holding his new cards, Yu Wang looked at his eight-thousand-mu park and the dozen or so scenarios he’d already built, and started to worry. He was running out of space! [Red Wedding Dress] [Haunted School] [Peace Hospital] [Happy Residential Community] [Orphanage] [Ghost Market]... Before he knew it, his horror amusement park was packed to the brim. Looking at the countless digits in his account, Yu Wang thought: [Time to expand my empire.jpg] - The park recently launched a challenge event as a reward for its customers. Players who survived to the end would win a huge cash prize. The players eagerly rubbed their hands together. But no one could beat the final boss. One player refused to admit defeat and risked breaking into the boss’s bedroom. There, he found a pile of assorted odds and ends. A writing brush, a handkerchief, an earphone cord, intimate apparel, an unfamiliar toy, and two fanfics, the kind with explicit content. Before the player could read them, he got taken out once again. Yu Wang had been happily watching the show, but now he rushed out, bright red, and shoved the pile under the bed while glaring at the shadow beside him. “I told you to put these things away properly!!” Park director uke x Eerie boss seme Blurb posted on 2021.6.9, revised on 2021.6.21. Screenshot saved to Weibo. Theme: Live for yourself.