"Welcome to the 'Are You Dead Yet' delivery hotline. Our customer service team is devoted to serving you! Press 1 if your delivery is late, press 2 for quality issues, and press 3 for a cashback reward for a five-star review. 'Are You Dead Yet' Delivery recommends our classic Outworld Head combo. Your personal courier will deliver it straight to you. Press # to hear this message again."
Xi Chengfeng is a top courier for "Are You Dead Yet" Delivery, specializing in difficult customers. He can do it all, from climbing mountains and crossing seas to fixing air conditioners and piloting mechs. His only shortcoming is that he's an Omega, so there are two or three days each month when he can't make deliveries. Then one customer became a VIP after just three days, specifically requesting him for every delivery.
Knock, knock. Xi Chengfeng rapped on the innermost door in the Capital Star's villa district, his hands covered in blood as he dragged the corpse of an Outworld beast behind him. "Mr. Zhong! Your delivery is here!"
A moment later, a commotion came from inside, mixed with a few muffled groans. "I'm in heat, so it's a little inconvenient. Could you bring it inside?"
Xi Chengfeng rolled his eyes and tossed the package in from outside. "'Are You Dead Yet' Delivery SVIP Mr. Zhong has received his order. Please rate my service. If you leave a bad review, call the official service hotline directly. Don't call your courier's personal number whenever you feel like it."
Zhong Yunlou, the SVIP of the delivery app, as the gong x Xi Chengfeng, the all-purpose top courier, as the shou
Theme: Food is the people's first necessity.
