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[Story blurb below]
Five years into his career in show business, Fang Cun, who had never once taken time off, finally asked his agent for a few days off. His reason was... to go home and get married?!
His agent, who had protected Fang Cun like a son for five years, stared at him. "Where did you find someone to marry?!"
Fang Cun shrugged. "The state assigned them to me."
"Who are they? What do they do?"
"Um... I think they're a space pirate?"
Fang Cun had assumed this space pirate would be some vicious villain, but... who was this crazed, exclusive superfan?
True fan and fake space pirate Lu Hengqu, gong x Fang Cun, who pretends to sleep with fans but is actually getting married, shou
Fang Cun: I didn't sleep with a fan!
Lu Hengqu: You were just slept with by a fan.
My next story: Those Years I Played the Big Shot for My Green Tea Disciple
Ever since transmigrating to the very beginning of the world's creation, Fang Yanchu had been the junior granduncle of the entire Lingyun Palace sect. But he'd never taken on a single disciple. He'd rather raise pigs than take on disciples.
Until one day, a nephew-disciple he'd taken in decades ago came shouting, "Junior Granduncle, Junior Granduncle, this is bad! There's a kid outside the mountain gate insisting on becoming your disciple!"
Outside the mountain gate, a ragged child kowtowed with every step, covered in blood and brimming with killing intent, yet still full of energy. "Master, my name is Ji Qianshan! Take me in, Master! I'll be super obedient!"
Three months after joining the sect, Ji Qianshan held up a tiny wound and pleaded pitifully, "Master, it hurts so much. Please blow on it for me."
Fang Yanchu: "Should we go to the People's Hospital emergency department?"
What can you do with a disciple like this, except become a powerful figure and protect him?
Fake pitiful, real green tea Ji Qianshan, gong x Fang Yanchu, a shameless braggart who lives as long as Heaven, shou
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Hahahahahahahaha there are a lot of Yangkoukou here too
Yang Kou Kou Hahahahahahaha! Check this chapter out, ma'am! There are so many Yangkoukou
The housekeeper is so cute
Damn it, I really want to read it all in one sitting, but I have to get up early tomorrow to move bricks.
Let me guess, it's not Mr. Lu who is here, hahahahaha
Damn it? Hundreds of millions in liquidated damages??
Hahahahahaha so cute
Woohoo, we must be together for hundreds of years.
Woo woo woo, don't quarrel