[Completed, reverse VIP from this point on]
Ever since he transmigrated to the very beginning of the world's creation, Fang Yanchu had been the junior grand-uncle of the entire Lingyun Hall sect. He had never taken on a single disciple. He'd rather raise pigs than take a disciple.
Until one day, a nephew-disciple he'd taken in a few decades ago shouted at the top of his lungs, "Junior Grand-Uncle, Junior Grand-Uncle, this is terrible! There's a kid outside the mountain gate insisting that you take him as your master!"
Outside the mountain gate, a ragged child kowtowed at every step. Blood covered his head, and he was full of ferocious energy as he bounced around, still lively. "Master, my name is Ji Qianshan! Take me in, Master! I'll be super obedient!"
Three months after joining the sect, Ji Qianshan held up a tiny, nanometer-sized cut and looked pitiful. "Master, it hurts so much. Blow on it for me."
Fang Yanchu: "How about going to the People's Hospital and getting it checked out?"
When you end up with a disciple like this, what else can you do but become a powerful big shot and protect him?
Fake-pitiful, real-green-tea seme Ji Qianshan x long-lived show-off Fang Yanchu
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Theme: No matter how hard things get, don't let the children suffer. No matter how poor you are, don't neglect their education
So there will be imprisonment later, right?!!! I'm excited!!! But why decades later! Xiao Ji, you can't do it!!
This security guard is so capable, he would really pull him out if he is insane.
Hahahahaha, he is so good at tea, I love him so much
This school is capable, the dean is golden
I'll go... Can't it be Alzheimer's disease?
Is Fang Yanchu a holy object in the world?
The peacock also recovered its memory from a thousand years ago? (Didn't I say it was wiped before?)
The article is quite nice, but it would be nice if the timeline could be more precise... Sometimes it says hundreds of thousands of years, sometimes it says tens of thousands of years ago, and sometimes it's very young ten thousand years ago. The mystery of age
Wuwuwuwuwu, I am the Civil Affairs Bureau and I came here on my own.
When I saw that the number of times I could breathe was limited, I subconsciously held my breath (covered my face)